Calum
@calumdotexe.bsky.social
President and founder of Yuko Esports
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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Crowdfund link: boosty.to/redtippedbra...
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Crowdfund link: boosty.to/redtippedbra...
There Will Be Buttholes
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
There Will Be Buttholes
The plural of "sheep" is "shope"
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The plural of "sheep" is "shope"
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GOD: Don't you hate it when you give people free will and they use it in a way you don't like, which you knew they would because you're omniscient and it was all part of your plan? Shit pisses me off man
ME: [Trying not to be rude] Yeah I get you, ain't that the truth brother
ME: [Trying not to be rude] Yeah I get you, ain't that the truth brother
July 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
GOD: Don't you hate it when you give people free will and they use it in a way you don't like, which you knew they would because you're omniscient and it was all part of your plan? Shit pisses me off man
ME: [Trying not to be rude] Yeah I get you, ain't that the truth brother
ME: [Trying not to be rude] Yeah I get you, ain't that the truth brother
Sometimes a days worth of shits happen in a week, sometimes a week’s worth of shits happen in a day
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Sometimes a days worth of shits happen in a week, sometimes a week’s worth of shits happen in a day
Chuck Schumer, glaring at his GOP opponents, slammed his fist on the table and furiously made his case. "I demand that at some point in the future, if you agree with it, you start following the laws we already have in place. Unless you don't wanna." The room went silent. He'd never spoken so harshly
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Chuck Schumer, glaring at his GOP opponents, slammed his fist on the table and furiously made his case. "I demand that at some point in the future, if you agree with it, you start following the laws we already have in place. Unless you don't wanna." The room went silent. He'd never spoken so harshly
If only I could just buy Dark Ties on its own since that's the bit I'm mainly interested it, but it only comes bundled with the game that has the sex pest VA in it. Very ass
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If only I could just buy Dark Ties on its own since that's the bit I'm mainly interested it, but it only comes bundled with the game that has the sex pest VA in it. Very ass
Nekomata Okayu
a close up of a girl 's eyes with purple reflections
ALT: a close up of a girl 's eyes with purple reflections
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Nekomata Okayu
Sipping on that shit that made Winnie the Pooh
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Sipping on that shit that made Winnie the Pooh
We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs
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ME: Alright doc, here's my stool sample
DOCTOR: Please stop. You always do this. If I need a stool sample, I'll ask for one. You don't need to bring one every time. Please understand this.
DOCTOR: Please stop. You always do this. If I need a stool sample, I'll ask for one. You don't need to bring one every time. Please understand this.
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ME: Alright doc, here's my stool sample
DOCTOR: Please stop. You always do this. If I need a stool sample, I'll ask for one. You don't need to bring one every time. Please understand this.
DOCTOR: Please stop. You always do this. If I need a stool sample, I'll ask for one. You don't need to bring one every time. Please understand this.
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DOCTOR *Scribbling a prescription* Why don't you go pick these pills up at the pharmacy and see how they make you feel?
ME: Heh, based and pillpilled
DOCTOR: *Furrowing his brow, scratching out "Lexapro" and writing "cyanide" instead* Hmm, yes
ME: Heh, based and pillpilled
DOCTOR: *Furrowing his brow, scratching out "Lexapro" and writing "cyanide" instead* Hmm, yes
June 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
DOCTOR *Scribbling a prescription* Why don't you go pick these pills up at the pharmacy and see how they make you feel?
ME: Heh, based and pillpilled
DOCTOR: *Furrowing his brow, scratching out "Lexapro" and writing "cyanide" instead* Hmm, yes
ME: Heh, based and pillpilled
DOCTOR: *Furrowing his brow, scratching out "Lexapro" and writing "cyanide" instead* Hmm, yes
Andreas Vesalius:
They call me The Ethical Graverobber
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Andreas Vesalius:
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Fellatio From a Pure and Innocent Beauty - 24 Loads In Four Hours - Interlude
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Fellatio From a Pure and Innocent Beauty - 24 Loads In Four Hours - Interlude
She gave me a truly poignant blowjob
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
She gave me a truly poignant blowjob
Tfw you finally get married but it turns out to be a poop wedding #poopwedding
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Tfw you finally get married but it turns out to be a poop wedding #poopwedding
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I’m very correctly playing Tomodachi Life.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I’m very correctly playing Tomodachi Life.
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It would feel so good to put gollum in a pillow sack and swing it into walls and shit.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It would feel so good to put gollum in a pillow sack and swing it into walls and shit.