Calum
calumdotexe.bsky.social
Calum
@calumdotexe.bsky.social
President and founder of Yuko Esports
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Guy who refers to groundbreaking, life changing, mind broadening, moving works of art as "goodslop"
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Bsky still hasn't told Chatman why he's banned smh
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Yakuza sidestory characters after Kazuma Kiryu breaks all of their limbs and suplexes them into a trash can full of dirty syringes
November 20, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Fallacious phallus
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I like it when the Yakuza games include "nouveau riche" enemies that are just dudes in tacky golden suits that you beat up for lots of money. Shiny punching bag
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh my god baby you're so buxommmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[Casts a spell that makes your pee smells funny] Asparagus!
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to have sex with the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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[Metallica voice]
LANDMINE
Has taken my SIGHT
Taken my SPEECH
Taken my HEARING
Taken my ARMS
Taken my LEGS
Taken my DICK
Taken my BALLS
Taken my ASS
Taken my SHIT
Taken my PISS
Taken my CUM
July 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I had a bug in BG3 (party member being considered neutral rather than allied by the game's code) that I only managed to fix by exploiting a completely different unrelated bug (using the Dominate Beast glitch to gain permanent allies).

Rare example of two wrongs making a right.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My undercooked chicken sandwich delivery business is getting sued for "making people sick" even though our website clearly states getting salmonella from our food violates the terms of service. The White House should give me a few triillion dollars about this
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Guy who pronounced 10000 as "hundred hundred"
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How are you all doing tonight? Apart from the miasma obv
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Onder ons
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A few food items cats aren't meant to have that Yuko loves:

-Cheese
-Ice cream
-Mayo
-Custard
-Rice pudding
-Waffles
-Pancakes
-Pound cake
-Shortbread cookies
-Gingerbread
-Lettuce (?)
-Fries
-Hotdog water (bro...)
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mom made rice pudding and Yuko wanted it. Bro be serious you're a cat, why do you want rice pudding when you're a cat be for real
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Asking "who is that? friend of yours?" when your parents are watching TV
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The most cat shaped cat
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Y'all know what Kirby ate to get like this, yes?
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Would be funny if a Rockstar game did a mission where you do the usual thing of driving your NPC ally to a place that's far away so they have a lot of time to yap at you while assuring you that there will most definitely not be a gunfight when you get there but for just this once, they're right
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM