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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 4h

I think I saw a fire exit

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11h

THE Female Teacher (FORBIDDEN) FUCK BATTLE

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 6h

Just went to a store where the queue for the register was right next to the only entrance/exist and also at the bottom of the only staircase leading to the top floor. Absolute hell. Everyone just standing around this one little spot, looking confused and coughing

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 6h

I won't, I got Rolfstone Neos and a pair of wired IEMs that sound better for a quarter of the price but do require some faffing with dongles because phones think they're too good for 3.5mm jacks now

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 8h

Nah that ain't supposed to happen

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 9h

I hope I never learn what KH is about, this is great

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19h

"Man, so many great options... But I can't choose! Guess I'll get something shitty instead."

Why? Brain, explain. How does that work?

Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19h

Kingdom Hearts is one of those few franchises that can continuously baffle me when I hear about it. What do you mean, Goofy's overpowered limit break??

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19h

I was at the store looking at all the nice Trappist beers and I couldn't decide which one I wanted so I bought a single can of the cheapest pilsner they had. I don't quite understand how I arrived at that conclusion

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19h

And you will know when you get there

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19h

No, I mustn't be too greedy... This and/or a pawjob.

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 20h

Did you know: Rainbow Road has Princess Peach, Mario, and the Toad

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Juniper @coffinfairy.bsky.social · 8d

‼️Single Disabled mom‼️needing help with electric due the 8th and propane that heats my home and water filled ASAP.

Electric: $520

Propane:$650

Any help is appreciated 💜

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: coffinfairy

Screenshot of text that says: I'm a single disabled mom of four. I have uterine fibroids that causes excessive bleeding and fatigue, POTs and PTSD from Covid turning into long covid and causing my health problems. I was working two jobs prior to not working until it caught up to me and I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that wouldn't slow down until I had to take medication. I have been trying to get on disability since. A year later I started to caretake for my disabled child by myself as well. I had help previously but it wasn't working out and l've had to do a lot of it on my own, now I'm stuck in a situation where working isn't possible for my health and while I'm already caretaking for my disabled child that needs constant care. I did not ever envision this happening to me and have always worked hard to take care of my family but now I'm in what feels like an impossible situation trying my best to take care of my kids and myself so I can stay around for them as long as possible. Im not enjoying coming online asking for help but I have no where else to turn. I'm doing

Screenshot of text that says: have no where else to turn. I'm doing everything I can to get help but it's not enough to survive off of. I'm sadly the only responsible parent and have limited family that all live too far to help. I live in California which is a bit expensive but with the state of America right now I'm trying to stay where my trans child and disabled child are the safest. Any help is appreciated and keeps my kids and I surviving while waiting on disability or other options I'm pursuing to happen. I don't know what the future holds but as a mother I'm doing everything I can to keep my family together, healthy and happy. Even if it means coming online and begging for that help. Thank you if you read.
Please boost if you're able. The chances someone who can help sees my post greatly increases with more eyes. Lots of love

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

Legit gave me such an ab workout.

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Who Was Jeffery Epstein? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

The cage was for Biffo

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 1d

Mean Bitch Shit Girl

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

Secret Quadruple Reverse Benjamin Button Boys

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

Given who their base is, that should work

Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

That and executives are such morons that they think people will watch anything with a recognizable name in it. Oo, I know name, I pay ticket and buy popcorn in theater

Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

See what I mean though? Those front paws?

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

This I gotta hear cause it's hard for me to imagine your voice being in the same realm as "annoying"

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

New stupid observation I have for Yuko: "Your mittens are so small, they're roughly the size of a 2 euro coin!"

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

Guy who can't jack off without saying "fap fap fap" out loud

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

"Stop that, you want-wit! I might get stung by a bumbled bee!"

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 11d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 1d

I can't promise I'd do the same cause one time I was walking through a neighborhood and smelled that someone was having a cookout and I instinctively started walking towards it partway up their driveway before catching myself and leaving. Thankfully no one saw

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day

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