OLD CRIED PANTS
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Careless Discharge
If my family name was Bundy, I'm not naming my kid Tehdd.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
If my family name was Bundy, I'm not naming my kid Tehdd.
You can get salsa lizano on Amazon. Simple cheap dish that feeds the soul. I still talk to my Costa Rican friends. Add on to my previous post about halftime and latin culture.
Gallo Pinto (Costa Rican Beans and Rice) - Striped Spatula share.google/egpZWlKwwgzj...
Gallo Pinto (Costa Rican Beans and Rice) - Striped Spatula share.google/egpZWlKwwgzj...
Gallo Pinto (Costa Rican Beans and Rice)
Traditionally served with breakfast alongside fried or scrambled eggs, Gallo Pinto is a hearty and delicious side. It's easy to prepare, too!
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February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
You can get salsa lizano on Amazon. Simple cheap dish that feeds the soul. I still talk to my Costa Rican friends. Add on to my previous post about halftime and latin culture.
Gallo Pinto (Costa Rican Beans and Rice) - Striped Spatula share.google/egpZWlKwwgzj...
Gallo Pinto (Costa Rican Beans and Rice) - Striped Spatula share.google/egpZWlKwwgzj...
I've been lucky enough to know people from just about every flag at the end of the halftime show, many that shared food and traditions with me. I thought that the show was an amazing celebration of culture. In my opinion, best since U2 for time and place. I don't speak Spanish and it didn't matter.
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I've been lucky enough to know people from just about every flag at the end of the halftime show, many that shared food and traditions with me. I thought that the show was an amazing celebration of culture. In my opinion, best since U2 for time and place. I don't speak Spanish and it didn't matter.
We all knew fake aww shucks lays potato chip ad was bullshit (I now have to watch ads-12 year old came out to watch with me). Naturally, the "family farming 5th generation" deal is crap- they are overlords that use frito-lay/PEPSICO economies of scale to crush or endenture small farmers. Fuck them!
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
We all knew fake aww shucks lays potato chip ad was bullshit (I now have to watch ads-12 year old came out to watch with me). Naturally, the "family farming 5th generation" deal is crap- they are overlords that use frito-lay/PEPSICO economies of scale to crush or endenture small farmers. Fuck them!
I figured it out. I shit on everything Sunday nights because my mom comes over during the day and lays all her troubles out (which I absorb), then I have to try so hard to also do all the laundry and cleaning plus Sunday scaries. I'm 52, she's 79 and I'll be dead first with no outlet. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🥴
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I figured it out. I shit on everything Sunday nights because my mom comes over during the day and lays all her troubles out (which I absorb), then I have to try so hard to also do all the laundry and cleaning plus Sunday scaries. I'm 52, she's 79 and I'll be dead first with no outlet. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🥴
Human penis draft kings guy, you put the audio on me and we're listening to 1310 for the game.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Human penis draft kings guy, you put the audio on me and we're listening to 1310 for the game.
I'm actually not watching commercials as that are all the same formula- Rando celebrity with poorly written script. Fuk dem ad agencies until they bring something that's worth a shit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'm actually not watching commercials as that are all the same formula- Rando celebrity with poorly written script. Fuk dem ad agencies until they bring something that's worth a shit.
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“250 years of freedom…”
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February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“250 years of freedom…”
@gordonkeith.bsky.social snooze anthem - I lost 15 million life force
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
@gordonkeith.bsky.social snooze anthem - I lost 15 million life force
The green day captions were not the lyrics, and not just the f bomb
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The green day captions were not the lyrics, and not just the f bomb
Green day is fine, but I do kind of lump them with a lot of bands of their era. It's probably because I went to school with Mozart, who sat down to paint.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Green day is fine, but I do kind of lump them with a lot of bands of their era. It's probably because I went to school with Mozart, who sat down to paint.
Only in trump's America, can two sexual assaulting creeps announce the superbowl. After this, I'm sure the worst of the two will dominate Olympics bullshit studio stuff when he's not forcing himself on women in cars.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Only in trump's America, can two sexual assaulting creeps announce the superbowl. After this, I'm sure the worst of the two will dominate Olympics bullshit studio stuff when he's not forcing himself on women in cars.
The golf has so much to go since my mom came over and delayed everything...I guess I'll bounce over...
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The golf has so much to go since my mom came over and delayed everything...I guess I'll bounce over...
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...
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February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
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Kids can’t get autism if they die from measles
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Kids can’t get autism if they die from measles
UIL 1 Act Play Day
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February 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
UIL 1 Act Play Day
Wireless at the media center is so much better than Fannin Tree Farm (no offense)
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Wireless at the media center is so much better than Fannin Tree Farm (no offense)
@gordonkeith.bsky.social I think you need to research what lean is.
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February 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
@gordonkeith.bsky.social I think you need to research what lean is.
Looking forward to ice golf at the Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Looking forward to ice golf at the Olympics
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is it racist when humans play vulcans
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
is it racist when humans play vulcans
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
If I'm cooking, I do a lot of work to make sure every part tastes good, then tastes good together. I also make sure it looks appetizing. When I look at a menu and see this, I'm not super excited.
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I'm cooking, I do a lot of work to make sure every part tastes good, then tastes good together. I also make sure it looks appetizing. When I look at a menu and see this, I'm not super excited.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit