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my name is jack, i mostly talk about old men and i block AI/spam/annoying takes (i’m 27)
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girlies (gn) really will just point to any fictional guy they find attractive and go “daddy dom??” girl no he’s not gonna spank you he’s gonna lay down and dissociate
like mel is not everyone’s baby that they protect with their life. they are distantly friendly at best. robby’s not gonna punch anyone for hurting her, he only remembers she exists when she’s right in front of him
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
like mel is not everyone’s baby that they protect with their life. they are distantly friendly at best. robby’s not gonna punch anyone for hurting her, he only remembers she exists when she’s right in front of him
love the pitt fanbase but you are so delusional sometimes and im not even talking about the shipping. yall they are NOT one big happy family they are complicated adults
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
love the pitt fanbase but you are so delusional sometimes and im not even talking about the shipping. yall they are NOT one big happy family they are complicated adults
mohan: i cant believe my mom sold her house to go on a year long pleasure cruise with a guy she barely knows, probably to have sex with him!
mckay: i like sex
mohan: WOAH TMI
mckay: i like sex
mohan: WOAH TMI
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
mohan: i cant believe my mom sold her house to go on a year long pleasure cruise with a guy she barely knows, probably to have sex with him!
mckay: i like sex
mohan: WOAH TMI
mckay: i like sex
mohan: WOAH TMI
unfortunate side effect of watching the pitt is missing everything dr robby just said because you were too busy getting lost in noah wyle’s soulful eyes
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
unfortunate side effect of watching the pitt is missing everything dr robby just said because you were too busy getting lost in noah wyle’s soulful eyes
its one thing faking an emotion i’m not feeling, but weirdly i hate having to fake an emotion i am feeling even more
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
its one thing faking an emotion i’m not feeling, but weirdly i hate having to fake an emotion i am feeling even more
love heated rivalry but every time shane does something a little embarrassing or gets shot down i have to pause for like 20 minutes. i’m still on episode 2
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
love heated rivalry but every time shane does something a little embarrassing or gets shot down i have to pause for like 20 minutes. i’m still on episode 2
i think in 2026 we should give randy bradley daddy issues
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i think in 2026 we should give randy bradley daddy issues
is the smashwords exclusive fetish porn author i’ve been binging a good writer? not especially. but i’m honestly impressed by her commitment to fulfilling this niche, and some things (such as “quality”) must be sacrificed in the interest of jerking off
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
is the smashwords exclusive fetish porn author i’ve been binging a good writer? not especially. but i’m honestly impressed by her commitment to fulfilling this niche, and some things (such as “quality”) must be sacrificed in the interest of jerking off
playing claire obsur not because its a highly praised rpg that won many accolades including game of the year at the game awards, but because i was told there’s a hot old man i can put in a slutty little costume. and that’s what art’s all about
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
playing claire obsur not because its a highly praised rpg that won many accolades including game of the year at the game awards, but because i was told there’s a hot old man i can put in a slutty little costume. and that’s what art’s all about
clicks on ao3 user with “brothers” in the name and see their most posted serieses are spn with 100+ and white lotus with 89 and go “oh i know what your freak is (non derogatory)”
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
clicks on ao3 user with “brothers” in the name and see their most posted serieses are spn with 100+ and white lotus with 89 and go “oh i know what your freak is (non derogatory)”
one cool The Passenger fact that needs to be brought up more is that Randy was crying before benson even started shooting. i think about this and kick my feet giggling
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
one cool The Passenger fact that needs to be brought up more is that Randy was crying before benson even started shooting. i think about this and kick my feet giggling
the weird thing about sleeping all day is that regardless of having slept from 12 pm to 9 pm the day before, my body will register the more recent 3 am-6 am sleep and go “YOU STUPID IDIOT YOU ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP AND YOU COULD PASS OUT AT ANY MOMENT”
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the weird thing about sleeping all day is that regardless of having slept from 12 pm to 9 pm the day before, my body will register the more recent 3 am-6 am sleep and go “YOU STUPID IDIOT YOU ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP AND YOU COULD PASS OUT AT ANY MOMENT”
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fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
fellas is it gay to be straight
i especially dont think anyone bullied him about ms beard. if anything the only response to that has been genuine horror and sympathy, which is what randy hates more than anything. he wants to be punished for it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i especially dont think anyone bullied him about ms beard. if anything the only response to that has been genuine horror and sympathy, which is what randy hates more than anything. he wants to be punished for it.
my the passenger take of the day: i dont think randy was bullied in school. i think he had a couple friends but no one he was especially close to; other than that he mostly kept to himself and tried to say as little as possible.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my the passenger take of the day: i dont think randy was bullied in school. i think he had a couple friends but no one he was especially close to; other than that he mostly kept to himself and tried to say as little as possible.
unfortunately i am not immune to being the hello hr cartoon because whenever an attractive man claims to be attracted to trans men i giggle and kick my feet but when an ugly man claims to be attracted to trans men i wonder if he’s a chaser
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
unfortunately i am not immune to being the hello hr cartoon because whenever an attractive man claims to be attracted to trans men i giggle and kick my feet but when an ugly man claims to be attracted to trans men i wonder if he’s a chaser
especially since every post discussing robby’s misogyny goes out of its way to call him a good person who respects women, while also being a human being capable of mistakes and bias.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
especially since every post discussing robby’s misogyny goes out of its way to call him a good person who respects women, while also being a human being capable of mistakes and bias.
i promise i’m not making this shit up lol
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i promise i’m not making this shit up lol
he can be both a little misogynistic AND love and respect women he contains multitudes, the whole point of the show is to humanize health care workers for better or worse
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
he can be both a little misogynistic AND love and respect women he contains multitudes, the whole point of the show is to humanize health care workers for better or worse
love the discussion around how the pitt addresses biases specifically robby’s misogyny and listing specific examples and people replying with “NO actually because all those things are logically sound and here are examples of him being nice to women” like babe you’re missing the point
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
love the discussion around how the pitt addresses biases specifically robby’s misogyny and listing specific examples and people replying with “NO actually because all those things are logically sound and here are examples of him being nice to women” like babe you’re missing the point
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(speaking into my dictaphone, unsure when this will come in handy): horny mathematicians inventing the Fibbonaughty Sequence
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
(speaking into my dictaphone, unsure when this will come in handy): horny mathematicians inventing the Fibbonaughty Sequence
listen when *i* change the characters’ personalities to fit into specific sexual scenarios its cool and sexy but when *you* do it its cringe and unforgivable. hope this helps!
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
listen when *i* change the characters’ personalities to fit into specific sexual scenarios its cool and sexy but when *you* do it its cringe and unforgivable. hope this helps!
love choice based games with timers because i can introduce her to my best friend The Pause Button and spend the exact same amount of time ruminating on it as if there were no timer at all
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
love choice based games with timers because i can introduce her to my best friend The Pause Button and spend the exact same amount of time ruminating on it as if there were no timer at all
btw nothing is more erotic than hero worship and i’m not joking
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
btw nothing is more erotic than hero worship and i’m not joking
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i don't have sex, i don't dress cunty, i don't flirt with everyone i meet, but none of that matters: i have a sluttiness of the *soul*
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i don't have sex, i don't dress cunty, i don't flirt with everyone i meet, but none of that matters: i have a sluttiness of the *soul*