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my name is jack, i mostly talk about old men and i block AI/spam/annoying takes (i’m 27)
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girlies (gn) really will just point to any fictional guy they find attractive and go “daddy dom??” girl no he’s not gonna spank you he’s gonna lay down and dissociate
its one thing faking an emotion i’m not feeling, but weirdly i hate having to fake an emotion i am feeling even more
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
its one thing faking an emotion i’m not feeling, but weirdly i hate having to fake an emotion i am feeling even more
love heated rivalry but every time shane does something a little embarrassing or gets shot down i have to pause for like 20 minutes. i’m still on episode 2
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
love heated rivalry but every time shane does something a little embarrassing or gets shot down i have to pause for like 20 minutes. i’m still on episode 2
i think in 2026 we should give randy bradley daddy issues
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i think in 2026 we should give randy bradley daddy issues
is the smashwords exclusive fetish porn author i’ve been binging a good writer? not especially. but i’m honestly impressed by her commitment to fulfilling this niche, and some things (such as “quality”) must be sacrificed in the interest of jerking off
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
is the smashwords exclusive fetish porn author i’ve been binging a good writer? not especially. but i’m honestly impressed by her commitment to fulfilling this niche, and some things (such as “quality”) must be sacrificed in the interest of jerking off
playing claire obsur not because its a highly praised rpg that won many accolades including game of the year at the game awards, but because i was told there’s a hot old man i can put in a slutty little costume. and that’s what art’s all about
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
playing claire obsur not because its a highly praised rpg that won many accolades including game of the year at the game awards, but because i was told there’s a hot old man i can put in a slutty little costume. and that’s what art’s all about
clicks on ao3 user with “brothers” in the name and see their most posted serieses are spn with 100+ and white lotus with 89 and go “oh i know what your freak is (non derogatory)”
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
clicks on ao3 user with “brothers” in the name and see their most posted serieses are spn with 100+ and white lotus with 89 and go “oh i know what your freak is (non derogatory)”
one cool The Passenger fact that needs to be brought up more is that Randy was crying before benson even started shooting. i think about this and kick my feet giggling
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
one cool The Passenger fact that needs to be brought up more is that Randy was crying before benson even started shooting. i think about this and kick my feet giggling
the weird thing about sleeping all day is that regardless of having slept from 12 pm to 9 pm the day before, my body will register the more recent 3 am-6 am sleep and go “YOU STUPID IDIOT YOU ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP AND YOU COULD PASS OUT AT ANY MOMENT”
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the weird thing about sleeping all day is that regardless of having slept from 12 pm to 9 pm the day before, my body will register the more recent 3 am-6 am sleep and go “YOU STUPID IDIOT YOU ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP AND YOU COULD PASS OUT AT ANY MOMENT”
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fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
fellas is it gay to be straight
my the passenger take of the day: i dont think randy was bullied in school. i think he had a couple friends but no one he was especially close to; other than that he mostly kept to himself and tried to say as little as possible.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my the passenger take of the day: i dont think randy was bullied in school. i think he had a couple friends but no one he was especially close to; other than that he mostly kept to himself and tried to say as little as possible.
unfortunately i am not immune to being the hello hr cartoon because whenever an attractive man claims to be attracted to trans men i giggle and kick my feet but when an ugly man claims to be attracted to trans men i wonder if he’s a chaser
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
unfortunately i am not immune to being the hello hr cartoon because whenever an attractive man claims to be attracted to trans men i giggle and kick my feet but when an ugly man claims to be attracted to trans men i wonder if he’s a chaser
love the discussion around how the pitt addresses biases specifically robby’s misogyny and listing specific examples and people replying with “NO actually because all those things are logically sound and here are examples of him being nice to women” like babe you’re missing the point
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
love the discussion around how the pitt addresses biases specifically robby’s misogyny and listing specific examples and people replying with “NO actually because all those things are logically sound and here are examples of him being nice to women” like babe you’re missing the point
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(speaking into my dictaphone, unsure when this will come in handy): horny mathematicians inventing the Fibbonaughty Sequence
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
(speaking into my dictaphone, unsure when this will come in handy): horny mathematicians inventing the Fibbonaughty Sequence
listen when *i* change the characters’ personalities to fit into specific sexual scenarios its cool and sexy but when *you* do it its cringe and unforgivable. hope this helps!
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
listen when *i* change the characters’ personalities to fit into specific sexual scenarios its cool and sexy but when *you* do it its cringe and unforgivable. hope this helps!
love choice based games with timers because i can introduce her to my best friend The Pause Button and spend the exact same amount of time ruminating on it as if there were no timer at all
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
love choice based games with timers because i can introduce her to my best friend The Pause Button and spend the exact same amount of time ruminating on it as if there were no timer at all
btw nothing is more erotic than hero worship and i’m not joking
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
btw nothing is more erotic than hero worship and i’m not joking
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i don't have sex, i don't dress cunty, i don't flirt with everyone i meet, but none of that matters: i have a sluttiness of the *soul*
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i don't have sex, i don't dress cunty, i don't flirt with everyone i meet, but none of that matters: i have a sluttiness of the *soul*
i get why but it annoys me when people selectively trans the gender of the most frail waifish twink of a given cast. guys its okay to transgenderify the guy with the biggest dick! just give him a strap!
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i get why but it annoys me when people selectively trans the gender of the most frail waifish twink of a given cast. guys its okay to transgenderify the guy with the biggest dick! just give him a strap!
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when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery
never seen the pitt but i just knowwwww they are destroying that twink’s hole on ao3
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
never seen the pitt but i just knowwwww they are destroying that twink’s hole on ao3
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i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
just now connecting the dots between forcemasc and the subgenre of porn thats like “Woman crossdresses as man, gets discovered, sex ensues” i feel like that pepe silvia guy
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
just now connecting the dots between forcemasc and the subgenre of porn thats like “Woman crossdresses as man, gets discovered, sex ensues” i feel like that pepe silvia guy
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"you say everything has tboy swag" there are cathedrals of transmasculinity for those with eyes to see
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"you say everything has tboy swag" there are cathedrals of transmasculinity for those with eyes to see
i think what the into the woods movie got wrong was trying at all to make it disneyesque. into the woods is best when its weird and dark and more grimm than anderson. also casting james cordon
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i think what the into the woods movie got wrong was trying at all to make it disneyesque. into the woods is best when its weird and dark and more grimm than anderson. also casting james cordon
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i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y