Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease.bsky.social
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
An all-time classic.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
An all-time classic.
Thoughts and prayers?
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Thoughts and prayers?
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Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
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MY NEXT SONG IS, “I CAN’T RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN VENEZUELA!”
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
MY NEXT SONG IS, “I CAN’T RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN VENEZUELA!”
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Laura Tingle with a bit of Australian understatement:
“It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”
“It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Laura Tingle with a bit of Australian understatement:
“It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”
“It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”
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Some polling:
Invading Venezuela - 19% approve, 60% disapprove
OK to go w/o Congressional approval - 11% yes, 74% no
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Invading Venezuela - 19% approve, 60% disapprove
OK to go w/o Congressional approval - 11% yes, 74% no
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Invading Venezuela is a close second:
19% approve, 60% disapprove.
19% approve, 60% disapprove.
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Some polling:
Invading Venezuela - 19% approve, 60% disapprove
OK to go w/o Congressional approval - 11% yes, 74% no
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Invading Venezuela - 19% approve, 60% disapprove
OK to go w/o Congressional approval - 11% yes, 74% no
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It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you think is next for the Venezuelan people now that you have removed Maduro so he can face American justice?
TRUMP: Well, we're making that decision now. We can't take a chance on letting somebody else run it, just take over where he left off. So we're making that decision
TRUMP: Well, we're making that decision now. We can't take a chance on letting somebody else run it, just take over where he left off. So we're making that decision
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
Is Nicolás Maduro in the Epstein Files?
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Is Nicolás Maduro in the Epstein Files?
So… it’s for the oil.
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you see as the future of Venezuela's oil industry?
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
So… it’s for the oil.
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If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Definitely the meme of the day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Definitely the meme of the day.
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I wonder how Charlie Kirk would feel about Erika Kirks ex being the new high profile spokesperson at TPUSA?
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I wonder how Charlie Kirk would feel about Erika Kirks ex being the new high profile spokesperson at TPUSA?
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A Missouri police chief’s lit cigarette was cause of a fire August 7, 2025 A cigarette butt can was just 10 feet away, & he put his lit cig out in a plastic potted plant,” Skouby said “I believe that listing the fire as accidental is insulting to my intelligence.” ca.news.yahoo.com/police-chief...
Police chief’s lit cigarette set nursing home on fire, report finds
The Vienna Point residential care facility went up in flames on August 7, 2025, destroying the building
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
A Missouri police chief’s lit cigarette was cause of a fire August 7, 2025 A cigarette butt can was just 10 feet away, & he put his lit cig out in a plastic potted plant,” Skouby said “I believe that listing the fire as accidental is insulting to my intelligence.” ca.news.yahoo.com/police-chief...
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Because what America really needs is more conversations and less trustworthy news.
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Because what America really needs is more conversations and less trustworthy news.
She was *so* close. It was right there in her grasp. And this is a woman who is famous for things being right there in her grasp.
Reacting to Trump's decision to veto a bill to provide clean drinking water to rural residents of Colorado, Lauren Boebert almost sounded rational, but then she reverted back to full sycophant mode by ignoring or denying the obvious fact that Trump vetoed the bill as an act of petty retaliation.
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
She was *so* close. It was right there in her grasp. And this is a woman who is famous for things being right there in her grasp.
How is *she* not the Secretary of Health and Human Services?
Did she die on December 31st, 2020?
Did she die on December 31st, 2020?
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
How is *she* not the Secretary of Health and Human Services?
Did she die on December 31st, 2020?
Did she die on December 31st, 2020?
Well that clears that up.
Thanks, Justice Roberts.
Thanks, Justice Roberts.
Very hard to believe that Roberts actually thinks this. The crisis is apparent to anyone. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Chief justice says rule of law is strong at time of rising concerns
Chief Justice John Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the judiciary that the nation’s founding charters remain robust.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Well that clears that up.
Thanks, Justice Roberts.
Thanks, Justice Roberts.
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
one last time, for the road
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IF THE SHOE FITS
Justice Brett Kavanaugh isn’t happy that his name has become synonymous w/racist immigration enforcement.
ICE’s policy of detaining people based on ethnicity is called a “Kavanaugh stop,” named after his ruling that allows it. He’s afraid the name will ruin his “legacy.” Too late!
Justice Brett Kavanaugh isn’t happy that his name has become synonymous w/racist immigration enforcement.
ICE’s policy of detaining people based on ethnicity is called a “Kavanaugh stop,” named after his ruling that allows it. He’s afraid the name will ruin his “legacy.” Too late!
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
IF THE SHOE FITS
Justice Brett Kavanaugh isn’t happy that his name has become synonymous w/racist immigration enforcement.
ICE’s policy of detaining people based on ethnicity is called a “Kavanaugh stop,” named after his ruling that allows it. He’s afraid the name will ruin his “legacy.” Too late!
Justice Brett Kavanaugh isn’t happy that his name has become synonymous w/racist immigration enforcement.
ICE’s policy of detaining people based on ethnicity is called a “Kavanaugh stop,” named after his ruling that allows it. He’s afraid the name will ruin his “legacy.” Too late!
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Complaining about rigged elections while rigging even this vote is pretty shameless
Exclusive: The Kennedy Center adopted bylaws earlier this year that limited voting to presidentially appointed trustees, a move that preceded a unanimous decision this month by board members installed by President Donald Trump to add his name to the center.
Kennedy Center changed board rules months before vote to add Trump’s name
The cultural center said only trustees appointed by the president could vote, barring other members, including Democrats who hold seats, from decisions.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Complaining about rigged elections while rigging even this vote is pretty shameless
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This latest reporting shows Bondi, Blanche, and others at the DOJ have been lying to the American people about the Epstein files since day one.
The less than 40,000 pages that have been released represent less than 0.01% of all the total documents.
They are hiding something.
The less than 40,000 pages that have been released represent less than 0.01% of all the total documents.
They are hiding something.
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This latest reporting shows Bondi, Blanche, and others at the DOJ have been lying to the American people about the Epstein files since day one.
The less than 40,000 pages that have been released represent less than 0.01% of all the total documents.
They are hiding something.
The less than 40,000 pages that have been released represent less than 0.01% of all the total documents.
They are hiding something.
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So when Bari Weiss told 60 Minutes producers to call Miller and Homan's cell phones was she encouraging stalking?
Should reporters leave no stone unturned to seek comment, or is that harassment? What's the official position of Trump's journalism police?
www.axios.com/2025/12/22/6...
Should reporters leave no stone unturned to seek comment, or is that harassment? What's the official position of Trump's journalism police?
www.axios.com/2025/12/22/6...
This is a tired strategy: accuse journalists seeking response and more information of "stalking" and "harassment"... rather than engage even to simply offer a "no comment." People in power, especially taxpayer-funded ones, should have to answer questions: www.propublica.org/article/prop...
Our Reporters Reached Out for Comment. They Were Accused of Stalking and Intimidation.
Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But in this environment, they’ve found their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated.
www.propublica.org
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So when Bari Weiss told 60 Minutes producers to call Miller and Homan's cell phones was she encouraging stalking?
Should reporters leave no stone unturned to seek comment, or is that harassment? What's the official position of Trump's journalism police?
www.axios.com/2025/12/22/6...
Should reporters leave no stone unturned to seek comment, or is that harassment? What's the official position of Trump's journalism police?
www.axios.com/2025/12/22/6...