Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease.bsky.social
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
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These are hard words to type, but: Lauren Boebert is right.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These are hard words to type, but: Lauren Boebert is right.
Trump is days away from haunting local perogie vendors and threatening to sue them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Trump is days away from haunting local perogie vendors and threatening to sue them.
Proudly raising the next Brock Turner. 🙄
Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Proudly raising the next Brock Turner. 🙄
That moment when the guy who creams couches is the least disturbing pervert in the administration.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That moment when the guy who creams couches is the least disturbing pervert in the administration.
The Copium is strong with these ones.
In the days after the Democrats swept the off year elections Fox News decided it was the worst possible thing that could happen to the party. (None of these clips are about the shutdown)
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The Copium is strong with these ones.
A fantastic deep cut from @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
F**K Everything, We're Doing 50 Year Mortgages theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...
theonion.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A fantastic deep cut from @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
This would be hilarious in a non-apocalyptic America.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This would be hilarious in a non-apocalyptic America.
Trump-endorsement-desperate SC gubernatorial candidate and House Lunatic Nancy Mace to remove herself from the Epstein discharge petition on Wednesday at 3:59 pm ET?
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump-endorsement-desperate SC gubernatorial candidate and House Lunatic Nancy Mace to remove herself from the Epstein discharge petition on Wednesday at 3:59 pm ET?
Nobody knows!
This is the stupidest person ever to be allowed into the Oval Office. “Nobody knows what a magnet is.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nobody knows!
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It would appear that at some point in the last 6 months Helen Reddy did something that made Nancy Mace very mad.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It would appear that at some point in the last 6 months Helen Reddy did something that made Nancy Mace very mad.
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Ghislaine is super happy with her new digs, raving about how great it is in her letters to family and friends.
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
‘This is fantastic!’ Ghislaine Maxwell gushes over special treatment in prison
Convicted sex offender and Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell gushed over her special privileges in prison recently in a series of letters to her family and attorney, NBC News reported Saturd...
www.rawstory.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ghislaine is super happy with her new digs, raving about how great it is in her letters to family and friends.
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
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$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
Ignore Alvin the Attention Seeking Congresswoman.
Ignore Nick Fuentes.
Join Cult DJT on Fantasy Island.
Ignore Nick Fuentes.
Join Cult DJT on Fantasy Island.
Former GOP Congressman and Fox News host Trey Gowdy refers to Congresswoman Nancy Mace as “an apoplectic congresswoman having a psychotic episode in Charleston at an airport.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ignore Alvin the Attention Seeking Congresswoman.
Ignore Nick Fuentes.
Join Cult DJT on Fantasy Island.
Ignore Nick Fuentes.
Join Cult DJT on Fantasy Island.
The modern GOP only believes in the right to prey, not to pray.
The feds have declared "no more prayer" and are banning religious gatherings outside the ICE detention center near Chicago. The fake Christians keep getting more fake.
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The modern GOP only believes in the right to prey, not to pray.
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
After Tuesday, I suspect Stefanik is going to run on the Giuliani 2008 platform.
“Something, something, something, 9/11”.
“Something, something, something, 9/11”.
I’m not sure going full MAGA, which Stefanik chose to do a few years ago as a calculated and cynical move to advance her political career, was the smartest way to set yourself up for a statewide run in NY.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
After Tuesday, I suspect Stefanik is going to run on the Giuliani 2008 platform.
“Something, something, something, 9/11”.
“Something, something, something, 9/11”.
Ross Douhat makes JD Vance look love seat lickin’ good.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ross Douhat makes JD Vance look love seat lickin’ good.
Someone needs to ask him about this at his next presser.
I want to see him turn an even deeper shade of purple, while he gargles out some ‘roid raged faux pearl clutching attack on the questioner.
I want to see him turn an even deeper shade of purple, while he gargles out some ‘roid raged faux pearl clutching attack on the questioner.
RFK Jr. fleeing the scene of a medical emergency is honestly the best outcome anyone could hope for.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Someone needs to ask him about this at his next presser.
I want to see him turn an even deeper shade of purple, while he gargles out some ‘roid raged faux pearl clutching attack on the questioner.
I want to see him turn an even deeper shade of purple, while he gargles out some ‘roid raged faux pearl clutching attack on the questioner.
Perjury laws are for the plebs.
My latest, in @msnbc.com, on how ICE, CBP, and Bovino may be overplaying their hand in Chicago.
Also: this will only make hiring go ICE harder.
And: I hope ppl appreciate that the lying Judge Ellis calls out is NOT an aberration, but a very consistent problem w police claims.
Also: this will only make hiring go ICE harder.
And: I hope ppl appreciate that the lying Judge Ellis calls out is NOT an aberration, but a very consistent problem w police claims.
Opinion | ICE and CBP's aggressive tactics may have finally gone too far
A federal judge dealt federal agents a setback – and shed light on a much more persistent, deeper problem with policing.
www.msnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Perjury laws are for the plebs.
I’ll take a point in these circumstances.
Finally, like last week and against the scousers, we showed character after adversity.
Finally, like last week and against the scousers, we showed character after adversity.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’ll take a point in these circumstances.
Finally, like last week and against the scousers, we showed character after adversity.
Finally, like last week and against the scousers, we showed character after adversity.
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
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Remember when Harris said she would go after price gouging companies and everyone yelled about communism?
Fun times.
Fun times.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Remember when Harris said she would go after price gouging companies and everyone yelled about communism?
Fun times.
Fun times.
Sesko muffed both of his big chances in this one. Still not sold.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sesko muffed both of his big chances in this one. Still not sold.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He’s teaching his kiddos right.
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He’s teaching his kiddos right.