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the idea is to remain in a constant state of departure while always arriving
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"Punishment will continue until morale improves"
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Another Eppler disaster contract that Stearns HAD to clean up.. McNeil you’re next buddy✌️

#LFGM #Mets
BREAKING: Brandon Nimmo is being traded to Rangers for Marcus Semien.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Little to no layoffs = hiring spree
Fed's Waller: There is no anecdotal evidence that firms are about to go on a hiring spree.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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River Aven below moun Saint Marguerite
https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12326
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Was unfamiliar with your game
““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.”

👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
New Jersey may stop paying federal taxes under new governor
Gov.-elect Mikie Sherrill said on a podcast with Jon Stewart it's a "great idea."
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I don’t think he looks at Eric at all.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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And made the appeasement Democrats look like chicken shits for not dealing with him like this.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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THIS is why Zohran asked for the meeting.
Q: You have differences when it comes to ICE agents in NYC. How do you reconcile them?

TRUMP: We're gonna work them out. The mayor wants to have a safe New York. We're gonna work together.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Little Saturday morning face melt

#MGU #newgrass
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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lol this image from last night shows SpaceX is popping open LOX tanks during routine pressure testing. The Starship program was being hyped as closing in on rapid commercial launch cadence 2-3 years ago
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Will beat the US 2-0
CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP ❤️

WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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They must have gone for that 50-year mortgage plan.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oregon terps💪🌲
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The FBI showing photographers where to stand for a picture?
The CRANE moving the flag into position for a photo opportunity?
Need any more than that?
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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We’re at “Jack Smith probably hacked Epsteins email and put my name in there” level of explaining for those keeping track
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
🫠 only clip I got all night holllyyyyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM