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CD Reiss
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NY Times bestselling author
APA Audie & Earphones Award winner
Brooklyn/Los Angeles
BLM
Supports Ukraine
Romancelandia
May be immortal
May die mad
She/Hers
So how are we all liking our coup?
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The difference between Luigi Mangione and Daniel Penny is the difference between punching up and punching down.

No, you shouldn’t be punching at all.

But if you do, the only moral choice is to punch up.
December 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I’m amazing. Let me have this.

Connections
Puzzle #550
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December 12, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Why are you all rooting for a guy who killed a healthcare CEO?
BREAKING: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema have cast decisive votes against Biden's NLRB nominee. This means the Democrats will not secure control of the national labor regulator through 2026. These two Senators effectively handed Trump control of the board when his term begins.
December 11, 2024 at 7:34 PM
If you’re saying things don’t add up, you’re right.

THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THE UNITED STATES MURDERS AND BANKRUPTS ITS CITIZENS WHILE THOSE SAME CITIZENS INVENT CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
This podcast enraged me.
We are truly an unserious country.

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The Focus Group Podcast
Politics Podcast · 2 Seasons · Updated Weekly
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December 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I don’t believe in karma.

FAFO though? Sometimes it’s real.
December 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Oh look. I’m weird.
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 PM
When I get one of those fake phone calls and I accidentally pick up, I say “hello, you’re on the air.”
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I sent postcards for this guy.
It works. Those little things matter.
Breaking.

NBC News projects: Democrat Adam Gray wins California's 13th Congressional District. This is a flip for Democrats.

The House is now set. Republicans can lose just two votes on legislation in the next Congress.
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
As if that orange goblin cares about precedent.

He’ll SAY it’s precedent but only an idiot would believe that.
So President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter - and given Trump a precedent that certainly won't be abused.
December 2, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Then they have a snack and claw at the door to go out again
Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity

Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 AM
If you get this joke you are my people
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Black Friday sale in my store. You can get the entirety of my available catalog dumped onto your device for one price.
Yes. Even audio.

Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
My husband asked me what I want for Christmas and SIR HOW AM I EXPECTED TO KNOW THAT?

I feel attacked
November 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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A marketable writer does not equal a good writer.

In reverse, a good writer is not always marketable.

Getting published is not synonymous with talent and skill.
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I hate writing books until I get to 95k and am like OH THATS WHAT THIS THING IS ABOUT! Then it’s pure dopamine for two weeks.
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I found a block list of accounts posting fake Outer space pictures… which were frustrating the hell out of me. Now they are all gone
November 27, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
This is off the hook
The Washington Post reports that Michael Anton and Sebastian Gorka had a falling out over who should receive credit for writing Trump's speeches. This is incorrect. In this thread, I will tell you the real reason why Anton dislikes Gorka. 🧵
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
100%
I don’t get it.
I don’t understand why Trump supporters are spiraling when they won. No one has to deal with them. Why can’t they just find each other and leave us alone?
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM