Megans.
ceeb.bsky.social
Megans.
@ceeb.bsky.social
I've had diabetes so long it can drink

she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision t1d. free Palestine 🇵🇸. call center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
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please hire me to do help desk I'm slowly dying here
office workers love to follow up with Jen
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
making a sub call you ms.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
cis duck sucking her teeth before asking her to grab something off the top shelf
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
look this website is great but let's not pretend that everyone here doesn't know multiple chumbawamba songs
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
no way to solve literacy crisis say country that taught nearly every blind person to read.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
it might be a good idea to try and stop insulting the illiterate. this used to be a norm, but I am now increasingly getting shit for requesting large print so I can assume it's worse for new readers.
One hard part of the literacy problem in the United States is there are a lot of people -- some of them with college degrees and beyond -- who don't realize that they are bad at reading

I don't know how to reach those people
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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can't you see, you fools. generative AI, 2000a nostalgia, a sudden resurgence of rock and roll as the dominant form of pop music, it's all connected.

they're manufacturing consent for a stage magic revival.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
can't you see, you fools. generative AI, 2000a nostalgia, a sudden resurgence of rock and roll as the dominant form of pop music, it's all connected.

they're manufacturing consent for a stage magic revival.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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brief reviews of small-midsized cities in North America.
Memphis, TN- Clearly Haunted.
St. Louis, MO- Rochester, NY but more racist.
Hamilton, ON- it's not Canada's Chicago, stop saying that.
Sacramento, CA- If you lived here, you'd also be a goth.
Buffalo, NY- move here and transition, now.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
me when I sold insurance:
fuck you, plymouth rock
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
guy who really misunderstood Johnathan Gould's point:
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I've been bedridden for the last 16 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.

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November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
grungler x beegirl fic where no one believes they are cis
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I don't have to voice train she already did that for us
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
please stop driving your cars into holes.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow that I desperately need. There are a lot of people who are hurting right now and I can push it back if need be but if I can get a little bit of traction on this today I might be able to get it taken care of. Please post 🖤 and thank you loves
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.

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November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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🔮 we are 2% away from being able to start our work leave after being raped

it’s not our full goal yet but 50% means we can stop right away and start the recovery process
🔮 please help buppy with taking time off work to heal from rape

being at work is getting harder every day…

buppy doesn’t want to lose his job before he can take the time

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November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
yeah, and it cost him points with favored voters, hence the Cole Memo.
Obama went after California dispensaries. This time, with the economy going to the shitter don't be surprised that Ice will raid the dispensaries.
pot was federally illegal for years, but the feds held off on going after them since it would be politically idiotic.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
this is about ethics in books journa- *I'm stuffed in a van*
Romance hetleresses are currently trying to cancel a trans woman booktuber, Willow Heath, because she said romantasy hetslop was kind of dumb and tradwifey or something. A selection of comments:
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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i been saying fandom culture nurtures the same kind of aggrieved pseudo-"marginalized" identity formation that sees all criticism as oppressive that "gamer" culture famously did leading up to GG
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down

Boss: get in the dns Shinji
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
deleted an earlier post that speculated inappropriately about a celebrity
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
then there's the heart disease issue
yeah if it's actual tobacco, the material of the leaves themselves is carcinogenic burned and inhaled, and any paper or cotton or filter that might be burned too, but the nicotine itself technically no
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM