Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel
@celestinakitty.bsky.social
Celestina Andreia da Silva Pereira Gomes, Big Booty Lady of the Faith | [email protected] | #charitystreamer at http://www.sharkstars.net || she/they/xe | Twitch Charity/Coworking Guild Member | Writer/Copyeditor | av: @artofstarseeker.bsky.social
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if you are an American content creator who claims to be against what is going on in this country yet are still on Twitter and TikTok, i will assume that you say you are against our country to farm content and I'll be blocking you.
y'all got a couple more days before i start.
y'all got a couple more days before i start.
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Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Valentine’s Day
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🚨 Flood Warning issued February 14 at 1:20PM CST until February 14 at 3:30PM CST by NWS Wichita KS 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
🚨 Flood Warning issued February 14 at 1:20PM CST until February 14 at 3:30PM CST by NWS Wichita KS 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
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happy Valentine's Day, Crewmates! ❤️ i will find u in every universe (threat)
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
happy Valentine's Day, Crewmates! ❤️ i will find u in every universe (threat)
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here's a new little game from me for valentine's! 💀💞
TRUE LOVE'S CURSE, my fantasy curse-casting simulator and visual novel is out now! play as the owner of a magic shop and cast curses that can only be undone by true love's kiss.
get it here ⤵⤵
🎮 npckc.itch.io/true-loves-c...
TRUE LOVE'S CURSE, my fantasy curse-casting simulator and visual novel is out now! play as the owner of a magic shop and cast curses that can only be undone by true love's kiss.
get it here ⤵⤵
🎮 npckc.itch.io/true-loves-c...
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
here's a new little game from me for valentine's! 💀💞
TRUE LOVE'S CURSE, my fantasy curse-casting simulator and visual novel is out now! play as the owner of a magic shop and cast curses that can only be undone by true love's kiss.
get it here ⤵⤵
🎮 npckc.itch.io/true-loves-c...
TRUE LOVE'S CURSE, my fantasy curse-casting simulator and visual novel is out now! play as the owner of a magic shop and cast curses that can only be undone by true love's kiss.
get it here ⤵⤵
🎮 npckc.itch.io/true-loves-c...
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February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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SEND US YOUR QUEER HORROR OR WE'LL KISS YOU FULL ON THE MOUTH BUT ONLY IF YOU SAY ITS OKAY THIS IS A THREAT BUT ALSO KIND OF JUST AN OFFER HAHA JUST KIDDING UNLESS 👀
HAPPY OPEN SUBMISSIONS EVE, EVERYONE! OH HAPPY DAY!
a picture of jason voorhees with purple hearts and stars
Alt: a GIF of jason voorhees with purple hearts and stars shimmering around him
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February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
SEND US YOUR QUEER HORROR OR WE'LL KISS YOU FULL ON THE MOUTH BUT ONLY IF YOU SAY ITS OKAY THIS IS A THREAT BUT ALSO KIND OF JUST AN OFFER HAHA JUST KIDDING UNLESS 👀
IT'S THUNDERING AND I FINALLY MAY BE ME TO SLEEP TONIGHT BC RAIN
oh man i am SO READY
oh man i am SO READY
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
IT'S THUNDERING AND I FINALLY MAY BE ME TO SLEEP TONIGHT BC RAIN
oh man i am SO READY
oh man i am SO READY
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if you ever feel bad you can just watch whose line is it anyway compilations on youtube
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
if you ever feel bad you can just watch whose line is it anyway compilations on youtube
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle.
It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.
Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle.
It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle.
It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.
Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle.
It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.
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This Sunday Historians At The Movies talks about modern day romance—with a little medical history thrown in. Join us on Prime Video Feb 15 at 8pm eastern for THE BIG SICK with guest host @phdrachel.bsky.social
If you love what we’re building with #HATM, share it!
youtu.be/PJmpSMRQhhs?...
If you love what we’re building with #HATM, share it!
youtu.be/PJmpSMRQhhs?...
The Big Sick – Official US Trailer | Amazon Studios
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February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This Sunday Historians At The Movies talks about modern day romance—with a little medical history thrown in. Join us on Prime Video Feb 15 at 8pm eastern for THE BIG SICK with guest host @phdrachel.bsky.social
If you love what we’re building with #HATM, share it!
youtu.be/PJmpSMRQhhs?...
If you love what we’re building with #HATM, share it!
youtu.be/PJmpSMRQhhs?...
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holy moley, for moby dick gang. www.openculture.com/2024/09/hear...
Hear Moby Dick Read in Its Entirety by Benedict Cumberbatch, Tilda Swinton, John Waters, Stephen Fry & More
Image of Moby Dick by David Austen.
In 2013, Plymouth University kicked off Moby Dick The Big Read, promising a full audiobook of Herman Melville’s influential novel, with famous (and not so famous) ...
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February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
holy moley, for moby dick gang. www.openculture.com/2024/09/hear...
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“They weren’t telling anyone this was a radioactive material. They told us it was safe.”
But now it's underneath an elementary school in North Texas:
But now it's underneath an elementary school in North Texas:
How Radioactive Oil and Gas Waste Could Lie Beneath a North Texas Elementary School
A massive Dallas-Fort Worth subdivision and a school have risen atop layers of oil and gas drilling waste. One worker who helped spread the material is speaking out.
www.texasobserver.org
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
“They weren’t telling anyone this was a radioactive material. They told us it was safe.”
But now it's underneath an elementary school in North Texas:
But now it's underneath an elementary school in North Texas:
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Have been talking with @manshel.bsky.social about this for a while—I have a lot to say, but will say generally that I’d much rather think about my work in conversation with him and other humanities scholars, rather than with what some McKinsey alum thinks public school kids should all do.
As some of you may know, I’m writing a book on the history of high school English in the United States, and I’m excited to share a new article from that project—“High School English and the Making of American Readers”—out today in American Literary History! 🧵
academic.oup.com/alh/article/...
academic.oup.com/alh/article/...
High School English and the Making of American Readers
Abstract. The high school English classroom is the most influential literary institution in the United States, and the most overlooked by literary scholars
academic.oup.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Have been talking with @manshel.bsky.social about this for a while—I have a lot to say, but will say generally that I’d much rather think about my work in conversation with him and other humanities scholars, rather than with what some McKinsey alum thinks public school kids should all do.
i am eating my feelings.
and yes. that entire bottom of the right side large container is packed with fried rice.
the crab rangoon went super quick.
and yes. that entire bottom of the right side large container is packed with fried rice.
the crab rangoon went super quick.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i am eating my feelings.
and yes. that entire bottom of the right side large container is packed with fried rice.
the crab rangoon went super quick.
and yes. that entire bottom of the right side large container is packed with fried rice.
the crab rangoon went super quick.
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Be a matchmaker this Valentine's Day with Love, Ghostie - currently at 50% OFF for a Steam Daily Deal!!!!!
AND for every copy purchased from now to Feb 17, we are donating a percentage of the sale to the American Heart Association!
AND for every copy purchased from now to Feb 17, we are donating a percentage of the sale to the American Heart Association!
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Be a matchmaker this Valentine's Day with Love, Ghostie - currently at 50% OFF for a Steam Daily Deal!!!!!
AND for every copy purchased from now to Feb 17, we are donating a percentage of the sale to the American Heart Association!
AND for every copy purchased from now to Feb 17, we are donating a percentage of the sale to the American Heart Association!
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Do I know anyone who can get me in touch with someone at Rockstar Games customer support?
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Do I know anyone who can get me in touch with someone at Rockstar Games customer support?
not me literally stepping into the lobby of the allergy place and shoving 3 antihistamines in my mouth like they were candy
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
not me literally stepping into the lobby of the allergy place and shoving 3 antihistamines in my mouth like they were candy
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Our book, “The World According To Sharks”, is available for pre-order from loads of sources - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994....
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Our book, “The World According To Sharks”, is available for pre-order from loads of sources - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994....
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
When your cat is so large he has to play with a dog toy.
(we have catnip in little places in it)
(we have catnip in little places in it)
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
When your cat is so large he has to play with a dog toy.
(we have catnip in little places in it)
(we have catnip in little places in it)
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
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February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Absolutely do NOT give your ID or face scan on Discord. It's even worse than expected. Apparently due to people bypassing current systems, they're switching to "persona" which is funded by fucking Peter Thiel.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Absolutely do NOT give your ID or face scan on Discord. It's even worse than expected. Apparently due to people bypassing current systems, they're switching to "persona" which is funded by fucking Peter Thiel.
send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics
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February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM