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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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Sadly, this is how most democratic voters think it should be.
Vote for me. No I won't do anything for you. No I won't do anything you want for the betterment of society. I don't care about you; I don't owe you my work and deeds, YOU owe ME your support. But see that guy over there? He's worse. I promise I won't be that bad. No other guarantees. You're welcome.
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Toni Storm, Kyle Fletcher, Harley Cameron, Mark Davis, and Robbie Eagles did the Nutbush dance at the end of AEW House Rules
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ghost released the video for Umbra a couple days ago and most of the stuff from Skeleta hasn't really hit for me, but THIS slaps.
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Sen. Markey has been calling to abolish ICE since late January

“Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. . . We can stop this. Not one penny more for the Department of Homeland Security.”

truthout.org/articles/sen...
Senator Calls to Abolish ICE, Says Voting to Fund DHS Supports “Murder”
“Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans,” said Sen. Ed Markey.
truthout.org
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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YouTuber builds 4,000-rpm electric motor from #LEGO bricks and simple magnets

interestingengineering.com/innovation/s...
YouTuber's homemade electric motor from LEGO bricks spins at 4,000 rpm
With just a transistor and sensor coil, a new DIY motor achieves continuous motion without complex external electronics.
interestingengineering.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own.

I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.

1 square = 1 year.
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Caves of Qud is out now for Nintendo Switch!

🍄 Buy on the eShop: www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/...
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Steve Cohen saying the Mets will never have a captain as long as he owns the team has big "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king!" energy.
February 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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The huge success of "actually eating steak and butter every day is GOOD for me" is great evidence for the Everyone is 12 Now theory
Fun fact: half of the “experts” who wrote RFK Jr’s new food guidelines—which push people to eat more red meat, saturated fats, beef tallow, & full fat dairy—have financial ties to the livestock & dairy industries

Looks like RFK Jr & Makary CREATED a corrupt food pyramid
Makary: "We ended what was a corrupt food pyramid"
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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i don't think it would ever occur to a mets fan to make this
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Jon Moxley called an audible when fans were left deflated after the time limit draw.

Credit x.com/promojoeyt/s...

#AEWGrandSlam #AEW
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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In fighting movies/animes/TV they always have the dojo fight, where one person take out the whole dojo. I always wonder why everyone even attempt to to square up with the protagonist after they take out half they squad. Like imagine watching your Black belt get took out, and your belt orange lol.
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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weird to try to explain to someone that for a few years in the 2010s random 20 year olds online were making a concerted effort to take you down by inventing increasingly fanciful tales of your predations (twitter posts they didn’t like)
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.

Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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on the starboard hand of every woe, there is a sure delight; and higher the top of that delight, than the bottom of the woe is deep
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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My favorite thing on TikTok right now is musicians and people of color explaining the concept of syncopation to (mostly white) people who are complaining that Lady Gaga was singing off beat during her Super Bowl performance.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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A YouTube personality recently uploaded a video claiming the 1997 point-and-click adventure game is actually “darker than you think.”
paletteswap.site/dif...
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM