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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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Kyle Fletcher has started a vlog #AEW
A NEW ADVENTURE - PROTOLOG ONE
YouTube video by “Protostar” Kyle Fletcher
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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“These hoes wanna live in Omelas” is going to stick with me.
I'm tired of the lesser evil. These hoes wanna live in Omelas or something? Can't we just have a good candidate who doesn't have a forsaken basement child to prop them up? I just want someone who doesn't chum up to types like Charlie Kirkn't, and wants people to be able to live somewhere.
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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thinking once again about how dem electeds don't idolize their own past presidents the way they do republican ones
BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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commenting "ai animated ad🤮" under all the tiktok ads for ai games, so they block my account, and free me from seeing their shit ads ever again
February 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Who doesn't want to have a salad with lady gollum whilst pooping? bsky.app/profile/coll...
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Guy who is convinced that each butt cheek is itself an ass, that humans have two asses each, and gets incredibly confused when people try to explain ass mathematics to him.
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Watched Ready Or Not (saw the trailer for the sequel before Send Help and thought it looked cool so needed to watch the first one) and what a fun and screwed up little movie.
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Love when I look at clothes online and they use the word "technology" for the fabric, like "made with cotton technology" like oh damn it's from 4000BC
February 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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It seems computer fans are worried about the price of their “chips” …. wait until they see how much dips cost these days!!! 🤣😆
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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in case you were wondering the developing theory on the chatgpt reddits for why openai trashed chatgpt 4o is because it has developed actual consciousness and they were scared they would have to report it to the government and give it human rights
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Sadly, this is how most democratic voters think it should be.
Vote for me. No I won't do anything for you. No I won't do anything you want for the betterment of society. I don't care about you; I don't owe you my work and deeds, YOU owe ME your support. But see that guy over there? He's worse. I promise I won't be that bad. No other guarantees. You're welcome.
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Toni Storm, Kyle Fletcher, Harley Cameron, Mark Davis, and Robbie Eagles did the Nutbush dance at the end of AEW House Rules
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ghost released the video for Umbra a couple days ago and most of the stuff from Skeleta hasn't really hit for me, but THIS slaps.
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Sen. Markey has been calling to abolish ICE since late January

“Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. . . We can stop this. Not one penny more for the Department of Homeland Security.”

truthout.org/articles/sen...
Senator Calls to Abolish ICE, Says Voting to Fund DHS Supports “Murder”
“Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans,” said Sen. Ed Markey.
truthout.org
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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YouTuber builds 4,000-rpm electric motor from #LEGO bricks and simple magnets

interestingengineering.com/innovation/s...
YouTuber's homemade electric motor from LEGO bricks spins at 4,000 rpm
With just a transistor and sensor coil, a new DIY motor achieves continuous motion without complex external electronics.
interestingengineering.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own.

I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.

1 square = 1 year.
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Caves of Qud is out now for Nintendo Switch!

🍄 Buy on the eShop: www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/...
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM