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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop

@oldpappythomas.bsky.social

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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6h

Flyers lost too

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6h

Phillies get knocked out of the playoffs on a brain fart, the Eagles get rocked by the Giants, and the 76ers still exist. Tough night for Philly sports.

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 8h

Baseball is so stupid. I love it

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 8h

baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 8h

baseball is such a stupid sport lmao

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 8h

Dodgers win in extras on a walk off whiffed throw to home on a single back to t he pitcher. simply can't predict baseball, Suzyn. holy moley.

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 8h

oh my god what a finish for the Dodgers

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chrisdove.bsky.social @chrisdove.bsky.social · 14h

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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 9h

gonna start referring to the PNW as "the peen" and keeping an admirably straight face when people crack up over it

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

thank god i wasn't the only one that caught that

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 9h

NIXON: this, uh, “frog guy”…

EHRLICHMAN: yes

NIXON: it’s all the networks! gyrating like that - in front of kids! despicable, (inaudible) kissinger’s people

HALDEMAN: we’re looking into it, sir

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

is that the AI-looking anime ad for antipsychotics? lmao

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

What the fuck is this AI looking anime ad for antipsychotic drugs? lmao

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h

the greatest to ever do it

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

phils issue a bases loaded walk to mookie to tie it up holy moley

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12h

“Sorry man it was a bop. Not sure what to tell you.”

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13h

Drake’s lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us" has been dismissed

"The Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in ‘Not Like Us’ are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is granted”

They also noted that the song had a ‘catchy beat and propulsive baseline’

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

those people are hilarious when you say "i don't work for either company or own stock in them, why would i care?" because they have no idea how to react

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9h

Dodgers-Phils is a fuckin battle, whadda game

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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 11h

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

yeah that's american catholics being american catholics

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 18h

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

it's all about THE GAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME (my wife left me)

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

oh fuck yeah

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10h

OoT Thursday for all

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