Luke ✨ルーク💫
@cellarhog.bsky.social
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Crafter of fictional foods, always hyperfixated on something.
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cellarhog.bsky.social
Me texting my beautiful and long suffering wife right after this was taken: “this is the best day of my life… Except when I married you of course.”
a woman in a blue dress is laughing and saying nervous laughter .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is laughing and saying nervous laughter .
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cellarhog.bsky.social
Ok I haven’t gotten the digital copy yet but I can’t wait any longer, I have to show everyone what good sports @timdownie.bsky.social and @davejones.actor are.
cellarhog.bsky.social
There was a tabletop game kickstarter awhile back, I know it got funded (I have my copies) but not sure if it got mass produced. But it was fun, though not a video game.
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dagothurthegod.bsky.social
Chiitan is about to sever the thread of prophesy.
Crazy Japanese mascot Chiitan attacking Vivec Morrowind with Sunder
cellarhog.bsky.social
I am incapable of being normal about anything, human interaction absolutely topping that list.
cellarhog.bsky.social
Flew cross country for a con to meet a VA. VA was on the same second flight as me. Now I don’t want to see him at the con tomorrow because he’s gonna recognize me as the guy who looked like this when he saw him, didn’t say anything, and then tripped over his own cane in the airplane aisle.
a close up of a person 's face with their eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with their eyes closed
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cellarhog.bsky.social
Came for Retro Game Con, stayed for the Executive Cuck Chair.
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haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
mmhm. mmhm. yeah. oh yeah, they've gotten way in on CBT. yeah. yeah. cognitive ball torture.

mmm?

no, i know what i said.
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wesjohnson.bsky.social
THIS FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY! RetroGameCon in Syracuse NY is gonna be a blast! VoiceAPalooza, a Fallout Panel, Pro Photo Ops in full Sheogorath gear! It’ll be a great hang - hope to see you there! #FALLOUT #ElderScrolls #StarTrek #Starfield
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cellarhog.bsky.social
Our parents couldn’t have been this stressed all the time could they?
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chiitan.love
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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timdownie.bsky.social
I’m beyond thrilled to announce my new book, Rituals: A Journey Through The British Isles, is coming Autumn 2026!
Folklore is everywhere & very much alive! I can’t wait to share my travels with you all. Available to pre-order right now! Ebury.lnk.to/Rituals
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purserhallard.com
A polydactylic cat walks into a bar.
It says, "I would like, in pursuance of my desire to have a drink, to buy a drink."
The barman asks, "Why the unnecessary extra clause?"
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terebifunhouse.bsky.social
I'm afraid you are suffering from a rare mental condition, we call it
cellarhog.bsky.social
Hangover breakfast: savory brown butter pancakes studded with crispy bacon, corn, Hokkaido cheese, and green onions. Topped with more bacon, more cheese, more green onions, a fried egg, blistered cherry tomatoes, and hot honey.
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emo-sludge.com
Has anyone made a soap based ttrpg yet?
Dr Bronner’s bottle with a full picture the label. Obviously I’m not going to do alt text for the entire label. It has many thousands of words.
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jameshance.com
“We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt cheeks than we will reaching Mount Doom before daybreak.”

This one should be finished today - thanks for the lovely words so far!✨🎨
cellarhog.bsky.social
You know it’s funny, “iskie bae” is what I usually call my whisky bottle after a few too many.
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