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@ceramicclaw.bsky.social
Attempting to remain semi-anonymous. Username is meaningless/randomly generated. Display name is always a hilarious joke.
Trans Lives Matter
Creator of @birdofthedaybot.bsky.social
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Please ask me about my opinions of the tragically underappreciated but flawed film Tenet
My kid things McDonalds is called Tombo's because he misheard the word "combo" once.
Tombo is a character from Kiki's Delivery Service (his favorite movie).
Kids are dumb.
Tombo is a character from Kiki's Delivery Service (his favorite movie).
Kids are dumb.
a boy wearing glasses and a yellow scarf is standing in front of a building
ALT: a boy wearing glasses and a yellow scarf is standing in front of a building
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My kid things McDonalds is called Tombo's because he misheard the word "combo" once.
Tombo is a character from Kiki's Delivery Service (his favorite movie).
Kids are dumb.
Tombo is a character from Kiki's Delivery Service (his favorite movie).
Kids are dumb.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
Did a spatchcock chicken instead of turkey. Came out great!
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did a spatchcock chicken instead of turkey. Came out great!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Ate a mcnugget for the first time in, like, 5 years.
What a disappointment. What happened? They're just....awful now.
What a disappointment. What happened? They're just....awful now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ate a mcnugget for the first time in, like, 5 years.
What a disappointment. What happened? They're just....awful now.
What a disappointment. What happened? They're just....awful now.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
I have a sudden desire to reread The Great Gatsby.
I hated that book in high school because it was just a story about how rich people behave like assholes.
Then I grew up and realized it's a story about how rich people are assholes and really enjoyed it
I hated that book in high school because it was just a story about how rich people behave like assholes.
Then I grew up and realized it's a story about how rich people are assholes and really enjoyed it
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have a sudden desire to reread The Great Gatsby.
I hated that book in high school because it was just a story about how rich people behave like assholes.
Then I grew up and realized it's a story about how rich people are assholes and really enjoyed it
I hated that book in high school because it was just a story about how rich people behave like assholes.
Then I grew up and realized it's a story about how rich people are assholes and really enjoyed it
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From @gabrielarana.bsky.social in 2021: This Thanksgiving, tell your racist aunt she is a racist. Call your sexist uncle a misogynist. Inform your transphobic cousin that kids don’t deserve to suffer because of his fragile masculinity.
This Thanksgiving, Call Your Racist Uncle a “Racist”
Avoiding political conflict at the dinner table is overrated.
www.texasobserver.org
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From @gabrielarana.bsky.social in 2021: This Thanksgiving, tell your racist aunt she is a racist. Call your sexist uncle a misogynist. Inform your transphobic cousin that kids don’t deserve to suffer because of his fragile masculinity.
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All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
My "We're not like Enron" shirt is generating lots of questions already answered by my shirt.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My "We're not like Enron" shirt is generating lots of questions already answered by my shirt.
Having a nice healthy breakfast of plain oatmeal but simultaneously stuffing leftovers in my face while it heats.
Every day is a winding road.
Every day is a winding road.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Having a nice healthy breakfast of plain oatmeal but simultaneously stuffing leftovers in my face while it heats.
Every day is a winding road.
Every day is a winding road.
Still can't get over the fact that the large metro area in Super Mario Odyssey is called "New Donk City"
Donk.
Donk.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Still can't get over the fact that the large metro area in Super Mario Odyssey is called "New Donk City"
Donk.
Donk.
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"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
I keep getting texts of unrequested Microsoft verification codes.
Someone, somewhere must have my phone number and they keep trying to log into my Microsoft account using my phone number.
Love that there's literally nothing I can do about this.
Someone, somewhere must have my phone number and they keep trying to log into my Microsoft account using my phone number.
Love that there's literally nothing I can do about this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I keep getting texts of unrequested Microsoft verification codes.
Someone, somewhere must have my phone number and they keep trying to log into my Microsoft account using my phone number.
Love that there's literally nothing I can do about this.
Someone, somewhere must have my phone number and they keep trying to log into my Microsoft account using my phone number.
Love that there's literally nothing I can do about this.
Dinner was much more successful: peanut tofu stir fry with rice.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dinner was much more successful: peanut tofu stir fry with rice.
Abject failures during lunch today.
Tried to make a grilled cheese and quick tomato soup.
Burnt the grilled cheese and the tomato soup came out like undercooked pasta sauce with no flavor.
Can't win em all
Tried to make a grilled cheese and quick tomato soup.
Burnt the grilled cheese and the tomato soup came out like undercooked pasta sauce with no flavor.
Can't win em all
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Abject failures during lunch today.
Tried to make a grilled cheese and quick tomato soup.
Burnt the grilled cheese and the tomato soup came out like undercooked pasta sauce with no flavor.
Can't win em all
Tried to make a grilled cheese and quick tomato soup.
Burnt the grilled cheese and the tomato soup came out like undercooked pasta sauce with no flavor.
Can't win em all
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
Thanks I hate it
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thanks I hate it
Picked up Super Mario Oddessy again for no reason starting a new game. Boy howdy what a fun game that is. Just pure joy the whole time.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Picked up Super Mario Oddessy again for no reason starting a new game. Boy howdy what a fun game that is. Just pure joy the whole time.
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Guillotines
ICE in Charlotte. The guy in the headlock is a restaurant worker. Barbarians.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Guillotines
This time I nailed the flip
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This time I nailed the flip
Every morning I make coffee and there's a box of full-size candy bars from Halloween tempting me to just eat a Twix bar for breakfast.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Every morning I make coffee and there's a box of full-size candy bars from Halloween tempting me to just eat a Twix bar for breakfast.
Tonight I made: mushroom noodles with chicken skewers (on a plate that's too big)
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Tonight I made: mushroom noodles with chicken skewers (on a plate that's too big)
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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