zero blart thirty
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if you’re reading this, it probably hasn’t happened yet
as a journalist, your responsibility is to respond to that with “oh my fucking god are you actually trying to pivot like that”
BRENNAN: Do you think the president needs to apologize for the video?
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
February 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
as a journalist, your responsibility is to respond to that with “oh my fucking god are you actually trying to pivot like that”
not just telling their goons “if you kill someone we won’t prosecute you”, telling them “if you kill someone we will actively interfere to prevent you from being prosecuted by others”
NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not just telling their goons “if you kill someone we won’t prosecute you”, telling them “if you kill someone we will actively interfere to prevent you from being prosecuted by others”
when jd vance runs in 2028 he should do a wired autocomplete interview on all the places he’s been viciously booed at
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
when jd vance runs in 2028 he should do a wired autocomplete interview on all the places he’s been viciously booed at
this ai trend of “make a cartoon of me at work!!” is so transparently a way to get people to offer up personal data for the llms to scrape. just another version of 20 questions where the first question is “what’s your social security number”
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
this ai trend of “make a cartoon of me at work!!” is so transparently a way to get people to offer up personal data for the llms to scrape. just another version of 20 questions where the first question is “what’s your social security number”
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
the actions we’re seeing, from 30+ announced retirements to desperate gerrymandering to outright blatant attempts to directly interfere with the electoral system, tells me their internal polls must be a snuff film. computer screens flashing “YOURE FUCKED” in red letters before bursting into flames
I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
the actions we’re seeing, from 30+ announced retirements to desperate gerrymandering to outright blatant attempts to directly interfere with the electoral system, tells me their internal polls must be a snuff film. computer screens flashing “YOURE FUCKED” in red letters before bursting into flames
I will venmo a thousand dollars to the first person to go on cnn or another major network that’s talking about this fucker’s “new soft tone” wearing this pin for the entire segment
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I will venmo a thousand dollars to the first person to go on cnn or another major network that’s talking about this fucker’s “new soft tone” wearing this pin for the entire segment
good news for whataboutist maga chuds: you can yell at obama and biden for this too! everyone has failed you by enabling an unaccountable agency of criminal goons! it’s not a partisan issue!
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
good news for whataboutist maga chuds: you can yell at obama and biden for this too! everyone has failed you by enabling an unaccountable agency of criminal goons! it’s not a partisan issue!
unrepentantly shameless. if a meteor hit kansas today rendering a huge swath of america uninhabitable and american refugees were trying to get to canada, mexico, etc., these chuds would not only demand our refugees be allowed in but would quote the same bible verses right back as the rationale
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
unrepentantly shameless. if a meteor hit kansas today rendering a huge swath of america uninhabitable and american refugees were trying to get to canada, mexico, etc., these chuds would not only demand our refugees be allowed in but would quote the same bible verses right back as the rationale
genuinely hilarious that there’s a show called suddenly amish, like you drove through lancaster county and got infected by spores
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
genuinely hilarious that there’s a show called suddenly amish, like you drove through lancaster county and got infected by spores
absolutely evergreen elon musk commentary
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
absolutely evergreen elon musk commentary
keep on digging boys!
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
keep on digging boys!
how many usaid employees got arrested five times in a calendar year because we just stood and watched while that government agency got dismantled
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
how many usaid employees got arrested five times in a calendar year because we just stood and watched while that government agency got dismantled
now is the time for primary challengers that will do what feckless centrist welps have consistently refused to do to hold these monsters accountable. in a political environment where otherwise unengaged people are significantly more willing to support progressives, we should be fielding as ironclad
the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control
thats just not good enough
thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
now is the time for primary challengers that will do what feckless centrist welps have consistently refused to do to hold these monsters accountable. in a political environment where otherwise unengaged people are significantly more willing to support progressives, we should be fielding as ironclad
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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without a doubt one of the greatest tv characters of all time. RIP
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
without a doubt one of the greatest tv characters of all time. RIP
can someone please find a way to ask trump on camera “how many young women, children, and babies were you personally responsible for murdering versus just the ones you were aware of?” because while the reaction will be telling no matter what he says or does, if it comes out of left field I genuinely
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
can someone please find a way to ask trump on camera “how many young women, children, and babies were you personally responsible for murdering versus just the ones you were aware of?” because while the reaction will be telling no matter what he says or does, if it comes out of left field I genuinely
we’ve all memory-holed the last 11 years but if epstein hadn’t been actively compromising people across the political spectrum this should have been his undoing in 2016. some of this was already floating around, and post-access hollywood tape would have been the perfect time to draw attention to it
At what point do Congressional Democrats need to start calling for an independent investigation of Trump‘s complicity in Epstein’s crimes?
The Department of Justice just pulled this document of allegations against Donald Trump down off their website. Why? End the Coverup.
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
we’ve all memory-holed the last 11 years but if epstein hadn’t been actively compromising people across the political spectrum this should have been his undoing in 2016. some of this was already floating around, and post-access hollywood tape would have been the perfect time to draw attention to it
they say if you show up with a high-vis vest, a clipboard, and confidence you can walk into pretty much anywhere, so why not try to spring the most famous defendant awaiting trial in the entire country
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
they say if you show up with a high-vis vest, a clipboard, and confidence you can walk into pretty much anywhere, so why not try to spring the most famous defendant awaiting trial in the entire country
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at minimum there should be a concerted effort to go after his pension exactly the same way they did for christopher wray, since that’s apparently sop at this point
Breaking via The Atlantic:
Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role as Border Patrol 'commander at large' and will return to his former job in El Centro, California, where he is expected to retire soon, according to a DHS official and two people with knowledge of the change.
Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role as Border Patrol 'commander at large' and will return to his former job in El Centro, California, where he is expected to retire soon, according to a DHS official and two people with knowledge of the change.
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
at minimum there should be a concerted effort to go after his pension exactly the same way they did for christopher wray, since that’s apparently sop at this point
every passing minute moves me further into the camp that the rational solution is going to involve the entire dissolution of dhs and a categorical reorganizing of the executive branch. so much of the structure of the fascism machine at work was built by changes made to the government in laws passed
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
every passing minute moves me further into the camp that the rational solution is going to involve the entire dissolution of dhs and a categorical reorganizing of the executive branch. so much of the structure of the fascism machine at work was built by changes made to the government in laws passed
send some of that divine intervention stateside pls
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
send some of that divine intervention stateside pls
MAJOR UPDATE FROM THE “GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE” CAUCUS
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
MAJOR UPDATE FROM THE “GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE” CAUCUS