Chad Perman
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writer | editor | therapist* | musician | founder & eic @brightwalldarkroom.com | curious about everything | 🏀
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*posts ≠ professional advice
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
This feels like something that many people paid a lot more money than most of us should have been able to spot before the Patriots 23rd game, & honestly something most high school coaches would probably see on tape?
That shit ain’t gonna get by the beautiful mind of Mike Macdonald though 🤷♂️
That shit ain’t gonna get by the beautiful mind of Mike Macdonald though 🤷♂️
Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This feels like something that many people paid a lot more money than most of us should have been able to spot before the Patriots 23rd game, & honestly something most high school coaches would probably see on tape?
That shit ain’t gonna get by the beautiful mind of Mike Macdonald though 🤷♂️
That shit ain’t gonna get by the beautiful mind of Mike Macdonald though 🤷♂️
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ernest jones iv is worth loving with your whole seahawk heart
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
ernest jones iv is worth loving with your whole seahawk heart
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I liked the part yesterday where the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, that was pretty cool.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I liked the part yesterday where the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, that was pretty cool.
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The Seahawks just had the most dominant playoff run any team has had in 35 years and also this entire millennium
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The Seahawks just had the most dominant playoff run any team has had in 35 years and also this entire millennium
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
last time you have to hear me talk about football for a long time but:
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WORLD CHAMPIONS 💚💙💚💙💚
what a season, out of nowhere, maybe the only good thing to happen in the last year in america
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WORLD CHAMPIONS 💚💙💚💙💚
what a season, out of nowhere, maybe the only good thing to happen in the last year in america
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
last time you have to hear me talk about football for a long time but:
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WORLD CHAMPIONS 💚💙💚💙💚
what a season, out of nowhere, maybe the only good thing to happen in the last year in america
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WORLD CHAMPIONS 💚💙💚💙💚
what a season, out of nowhere, maybe the only good thing to happen in the last year in america
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Seahawks get a strip sack and it goes for a Uchenna Nwosu TD
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Seahawks get a strip sack and it goes for a Uchenna Nwosu TD
i don’t think you can say there’s ever been a better defense in a super bowl in 60 years of them?
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i don’t think you can say there’s ever been a better defense in a super bowl in 60 years of them?
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
end of 3rd quarter: Patriots have 78 yards and 0 points
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
end of 3rd quarter: Patriots have 78 yards and 0 points
Fewest yards ever allowed in a Super Bowl: 119 (SB IX, 1975)
Shutouts in a super bowl ever: 0
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Shutouts in a super bowl ever: 0
🤞
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Fewest yards ever allowed in a Super Bowl: 119 (SB IX, 1975)
Shutouts in a super bowl ever: 0
🤞
Shutouts in a super bowl ever: 0
🤞
Can’t imagine it will hold, but even through the 3rd quarter of a Super Bowl, having one team with more punts than first downs is INSANE and legendary defense
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can’t imagine it will hold, but even through the 3rd quarter of a Super Bowl, having one team with more punts than first downs is INSANE and legendary defense
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Bro Darnold is dealing
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Bro Darnold is dealing
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Is 52 total yards gained in the entire first half of a Super Bowl good or not good for a team with the #3 ranked offense in football? Asking for a Patriot
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Is 52 total yards gained in the entire first half of a Super Bowl good or not good for a team with the #3 ranked offense in football? Asking for a Patriot
Somehow lost in the noise of “both defenses are playing well”
is the fact that the Seahawks have gained 120 yards and kicked two field goals while the Patriots have gained 37 yards and punted 4 times. So, not the same?
is the fact that the Seahawks have gained 120 yards and kicked two field goals while the Patriots have gained 37 yards and punted 4 times. So, not the same?
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Somehow lost in the noise of “both defenses are playing well”
is the fact that the Seahawks have gained 120 yards and kicked two field goals while the Patriots have gained 37 yards and punted 4 times. So, not the same?
is the fact that the Seahawks have gained 120 yards and kicked two field goals while the Patriots have gained 37 yards and punted 4 times. So, not the same?
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Well, the Patriots literally allow their jets to be used for ICE deportations.
I can't explain it but the Seahawks are the anti-facist team.
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Well, the Patriots literally allow their jets to be used for ICE deportations.
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That first quarter rocked. Both defenses hav come to play and the OCs gonna need to adjust
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
That first quarter rocked. Both defenses hav come to play and the OCs gonna need to adjust
personally i am enjoying the Chaos Bowl though i worry that collinsworth is going to have whatever a conniption is
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
personally i am enjoying the Chaos Bowl though i worry that collinsworth is going to have whatever a conniption is
Ok that was the most insane and wonderful safety blitz from Witherspoon that i’ve ever seen in my life
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ok that was the most insane and wonderful safety blitz from Witherspoon that i’ve ever seen in my life
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
if darnold would have gotten that ball to jsn on that throw, this game would basically be over - so close!
oh wow ok if the Seahawks aren’t gonna sit back and try to suss things out and are just going for it from the outset this game could get out of hand very very quickly (positive)
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
if darnold would have gotten that ball to jsn on that throw, this game would basically be over - so close!