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Q: Does breakfast come with a dessert?
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Q: Does breakfast come with a dessert?
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
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I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.
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Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
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I will say, turning a couple of the country’s most famous comedians into free speech martyrs seems like you’re basically fast-tracking your way into a color revolution
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I will say, turning a couple of the country’s most famous comedians into free speech martyrs seems like you’re basically fast-tracking your way into a color revolution
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Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation #Dildo #Newfoundland #Labrador #JimmyKimmel
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation
The American Broadcasting Company has stopped airing Jimmy Kimmel Live! after comments he made about the murder of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk on Monday. Kimmel has a close connection to the to...
www.cbc.ca
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation #Dildo #Newfoundland #Labrador #JimmyKimmel
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Imagine what'll be like when they control all the states...
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine what'll be like when they control all the states...
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Of course, this is all by design. The kleptocrats don't want to pay for public schools or even have a broadly educated population. Because denying people education makes it easier to delude them with disinformation and force them into the low-paid manual work that will remain as most jobs get AI-ed.
"We don’t make enough money to put up with this."
Last year, US K-12 schools opened short 55,000 teachers. Between book bans and political attacks on schools and educators, it's looking like this year's shortages will be even more dire, especially in red states.
newrepublic.com/article/1967...
Last year, US K-12 schools opened short 55,000 teachers. Between book bans and political attacks on schools and educators, it's looking like this year's shortages will be even more dire, especially in red states.
newrepublic.com/article/1967...
American Teachers in Red States Are Walking Away for Good
The predictable consequences of the right wing’s war on public schools are being felt as educators leave their communities—and their profession.
newrepublic.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of course, this is all by design. The kleptocrats don't want to pay for public schools or even have a broadly educated population. Because denying people education makes it easier to delude them with disinformation and force them into the low-paid manual work that will remain as most jobs get AI-ed.
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MOTHER COW: Stop munching that grass now
BABY COW: Can I just stay up a bit longer?
MOTHER COW: No it’s pasture bedtime
BABY COW: Can I just stay up a bit longer?
MOTHER COW: No it’s pasture bedtime
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
MOTHER COW: Stop munching that grass now
BABY COW: Can I just stay up a bit longer?
MOTHER COW: No it’s pasture bedtime
BABY COW: Can I just stay up a bit longer?
MOTHER COW: No it’s pasture bedtime
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Translation: Targetting actual foreign criminals is hard work, so Trump's troops have detainee working immigrants. They do tough, low paid jobs that US citizens refuse. Rich people soon notice when these roles aren't being done and the very richest of them have text Trump to say they're angry.
June 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Translation: Targetting actual foreign criminals is hard work, so Trump's troops have detainee working immigrants. They do tough, low paid jobs that US citizens refuse. Rich people soon notice when these roles aren't being done and the very richest of them have text Trump to say they're angry.
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
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Cats wearing bras on their heads with the soundtrack of the “habemus papam” announcement is a TikTok trend.
The internet will not be defeated.
The internet will not be defeated.
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Cats wearing bras on their heads with the soundtrack of the “habemus papam” announcement is a TikTok trend.
The internet will not be defeated.
The internet will not be defeated.
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Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
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Remember this… 👇
April 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Remember this… 👇
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Russia killed these kids on Friday.
By latest information, Russian missile strike on Kryvyi Rih killed 19 people, nine of them children. 74 more people were injured.
By latest information, Russian missile strike on Kryvyi Rih killed 19 people, nine of them children. 74 more people were injured.
April 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Russia killed these kids on Friday.
By latest information, Russian missile strike on Kryvyi Rih killed 19 people, nine of them children. 74 more people were injured.
By latest information, Russian missile strike on Kryvyi Rih killed 19 people, nine of them children. 74 more people were injured.
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Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.
March 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.