Dynamic Charles Deane
@charlesdeane.bsky.social
I'm the hat guy. You know, on account of all the hats. He/him
Every recipe insists it needs to be cooked on the top shelf of the oven. Why is there no love for the middle or bottom shelves? Are other chefs using much wider ovens than I'm used to seeing?
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every recipe insists it needs to be cooked on the top shelf of the oven. Why is there no love for the middle or bottom shelves? Are other chefs using much wider ovens than I'm used to seeing?
Why are Elsa and Olaf so unsettling in their Disney on Ice depictions? Surely compared to everyone in Disney they should be most suited to being "on ice" and yet this image makes me want to see them the least of all.
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why are Elsa and Olaf so unsettling in their Disney on Ice depictions? Surely compared to everyone in Disney they should be most suited to being "on ice" and yet this image makes me want to see them the least of all.
It's bad enough when your dentist tries to start conversation about sport or the weather while treating you, imagine how difficult it is when he wants you to explain the partition of Ireland.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's bad enough when your dentist tries to start conversation about sport or the weather while treating you, imagine how difficult it is when he wants you to explain the partition of Ireland.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There are ads for the new Spongebob movie that say "Get ready for a yellow Christmas" and bearing in mind that the phrase White Christmas is referring toa snowy Christmas the only possible inference is that Spongebob is going to piss in all of it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
There are ads for the new Spongebob movie that say "Get ready for a yellow Christmas" and bearing in mind that the phrase White Christmas is referring toa snowy Christmas the only possible inference is that Spongebob is going to piss in all of it.
You're not going to believe it but it happened again.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You're not going to believe it but it happened again.
The thing about the Zootopia is that everyone involved had to know that every character would have porn made of them, but one person had to design Gazelle, and you know the most consistent feedback they got was "make them sexier" and "I don't have enough confused feelings about this sexy animal"
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The thing about the Zootopia is that everyone involved had to know that every character would have porn made of them, but one person had to design Gazelle, and you know the most consistent feedback they got was "make them sexier" and "I don't have enough confused feelings about this sexy animal"
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#Jokevent day 3:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
#Jokevent day 3:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
We have both a new Avatar film and a new Ryan Gosling film on the horizon. What I'm saying is I can't wait for the inevitable third SNL skit about the Avatar Papyrus font.
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We have both a new Avatar film and a new Ryan Gosling film on the horizon. What I'm saying is I can't wait for the inevitable third SNL skit about the Avatar Papyrus font.
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Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”
Spotify DJ has a warning on it not to share personal data. Who's out here asking for recommendations based on they're home address? Who has tried a playlist based on their blood type? Are they good? Is it worth the risk? Alright you've convinced me, I'll give it a go.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Spotify DJ has a warning on it not to share personal data. Who's out here asking for recommendations based on they're home address? Who has tried a playlist based on their blood type? Are they good? Is it worth the risk? Alright you've convinced me, I'll give it a go.
I know it's gauche to brag about how hot your girlfriend is but @jen-shaw.bsky.social has positioned her laptop so she can watch Celebrity Traitors in the mirror while she straightens her hair and I think it's the sexiest thing she's ever done
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I know it's gauche to brag about how hot your girlfriend is but @jen-shaw.bsky.social has positioned her laptop so she can watch Celebrity Traitors in the mirror while she straightens her hair and I think it's the sexiest thing she's ever done
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What does this even fucking mean? A-Level English isn’t about conversational fluency. Is the Government seriously suggesting that the ability to produce a reasonable academic dissection of the themes of bloody Middlemarch or whatever the fuck is going to be a prerequisite for entry? Moronic.
Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
www.independent.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What does this even fucking mean? A-Level English isn’t about conversational fluency. Is the Government seriously suggesting that the ability to produce a reasonable academic dissection of the themes of bloody Middlemarch or whatever the fuck is going to be a prerequisite for entry? Moronic.
Hi @jgreenwoodreeves.bsky.social I have a suspicion but just wanted it confirmed, what day is it?
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hi @jgreenwoodreeves.bsky.social I have a suspicion but just wanted it confirmed, what day is it?
I guess there was an emergency.
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I guess there was an emergency.
Every now and then Characters Welcome tickles my funny bone in an unexplainable way.
youtu.be/Q9hGElTJuCI?...
youtu.be/Q9hGElTJuCI?...
The Robot Replacing Jimmy Kimmel - Demi Adejuyigbe
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Every now and then Characters Welcome tickles my funny bone in an unexplainable way.
youtu.be/Q9hGElTJuCI?...
youtu.be/Q9hGElTJuCI?...
I don't usually get soppy on main but @stephaniefaye.bsky.social took this photo of @jen-shaw.bsky.social and I at Phantom Peak yesterday and it's ❤️
September 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I don't usually get soppy on main but @stephaniefaye.bsky.social took this photo of @jen-shaw.bsky.social and I at Phantom Peak yesterday and it's ❤️
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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Funny that multiple Rejoin the EU marches were ten times the size and yet not a single person was injured and London wasn’t turned into a bottle and can recycling bin.
September 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Funny that multiple Rejoin the EU marches were ten times the size and yet not a single person was injured and London wasn’t turned into a bottle and can recycling bin.
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every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
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I do not have to be tolerant of intolerance.
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I do not have to be tolerant of intolerance.
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Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.
September 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.
Happy Birthday Eve to me
I’m happy to announce that a brand new episode of Map Men, the first one in more than a year, (a proper horizontal one that goes on for at least ten minutes) is coming to YouTube at exactly tea time on Monday 15th September.
September 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy Birthday Eve to me
I'm on strike this week. For lunch I am biting the bullet and finally finding out what this stuff is like. At least if it kills me I'm not gonna miss work.
September 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm on strike this week. For lunch I am biting the bullet and finally finding out what this stuff is like. At least if it kills me I'm not gonna miss work.