Eleanor Mason
@eleanormwrites.bsky.social
Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️🌈
Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink.
Will post pics of my cat.
She/her
eleanormason.co.uk
Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink.
Will post pics of my cat.
She/her
eleanormason.co.uk
I like the bit at the end on SNL where they all pretend to be on RuPauls Drag Race and do little hugs onstage
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I like the bit at the end on SNL where they all pretend to be on RuPauls Drag Race and do little hugs onstage
Piece of social history, this is how men would land a bestie in the 90s
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Piece of social history, this is how men would land a bestie in the 90s
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occasionally watching only connect i find myself asking, "is england real"
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
occasionally watching only connect i find myself asking, "is england real"
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£500 given out to a working class writer every month.
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Please share :)
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The Creatives Grant
let's make art less middle class
thewhitepube.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
£500 given out to a working class writer every month.
Details in link.
Please share :)
Details in link.
Please share :)
Morning happy Sunday Leo is feeling existential
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Morning happy Sunday Leo is feeling existential
They used to chug this before hitting Chaste Gym
People talk about our food killing a medieval peasant, but in the Middle Ages they were drinking viscous beer made with egg whites and flour that made you shit yourself
![image text: Typically, Boorde was rude about the drink, writing of Cornish ale that it was “stark nought, lokinge whyte and thycke, as pygges had wrasteled in it,” adding that “it wyll make one to kacke, also to spew; it is dycke [thick] and smoky, and also it is dyn”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/bafkreidm66c3zb6bsd6kjcdkkcoestrdqtukcp7zzhjf7dijtt7btxjkyu@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
They used to chug this before hitting Chaste Gym
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Fold In The Cheese! | Schitt's Creek | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Why do comedians have to be fit now? 2026 Mr Beans have jawline filler IT'S WEIRD
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Why do comedians have to be fit now? 2026 Mr Beans have jawline filler IT'S WEIRD
Another day self policing my voice online to please a made up CEO who my teachers encouraged me to imagine when I was 14 who is charge of a made up background check for a made up job role I have somehow mentally applied for
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Another day self policing my voice online to please a made up CEO who my teachers encouraged me to imagine when I was 14 who is charge of a made up background check for a made up job role I have somehow mentally applied for
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"And do you, Daksh, take this woman to be your wife?"
"It's the current vibe"
"It's the current vibe"
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 AM
"And do you, Daksh, take this woman to be your wife?"
"It's the current vibe"
"It's the current vibe"
Just - had -my - AI - goverment - training! Loved - it
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Just - had -my - AI - goverment - training! Loved - it
Wore a Girls on Tops Imogen Poots top, didn't know Imogen Poots was going to be there, looked like pure stalkers
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Wore a Girls on Tops Imogen Poots top, didn't know Imogen Poots was going to be there, looked like pure stalkers
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when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
Perfect time to share her recipe for the best cake in the world www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo...
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Perfect time to share her recipe for the best cake in the world www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo...
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Nigella to GBBO is, and will be, the best piece of business in the January transfer window
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nigella to GBBO is, and will be, the best piece of business in the January transfer window
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The Rest is Weather coming soon
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Rest is Weather coming soon
Bet the person who sells the FBI training is buzzing rn #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Bet the person who sells the FBI training is buzzing rn #TheTraitors
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no worries, just after the nick of time #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
no worries, just after the nick of time #TheTraitors
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Farmer with collapsed horse (Giovanni Fattori, 1903. Oil on canvas.)
#TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
#TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Farmer with collapsed horse (Giovanni Fattori, 1903. Oil on canvas.)
#TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
#TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
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Public inquiry into how every Traitors task is mysteriously completed exactly 25 seconds before the end.
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Public inquiry into how every Traitors task is mysteriously completed exactly 25 seconds before the end.
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People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)
If Trump went to ABBA Voyage he'd tell people Agnetha was hitting on him
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If Trump went to ABBA Voyage he'd tell people Agnetha was hitting on him
Brilliant morning to tell my colleague to watch Sinners, am now the office crystal ball
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Brilliant morning to tell my colleague to watch Sinners, am now the office crystal ball