Pinned
Chip
@chippocrates.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Roll the Bones: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
www.rollthebonespodcast.com
Hey I'm on a podcast. It would be cool of you to listen. www.rollthebonespodcast.com
You know I used to feel lucky to have been born in the US.
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
You know I used to feel lucky to have been born in the US.
Yeah somehow I hadn't ever seen Pretty Woman. I get the hype.
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Yeah somehow I hadn't ever seen Pretty Woman. I get the hype.
You ever wonder about the etymology of "smoothie"? Like how did we land on that for blended fruit but without ice cream?
It sounds like 1940s slang for a pickup artist. "You watch out for him, young lady! He's a smoothie!"
It sounds like 1940s slang for a pickup artist. "You watch out for him, young lady! He's a smoothie!"
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You ever wonder about the etymology of "smoothie"? Like how did we land on that for blended fruit but without ice cream?
It sounds like 1940s slang for a pickup artist. "You watch out for him, young lady! He's a smoothie!"
It sounds like 1940s slang for a pickup artist. "You watch out for him, young lady! He's a smoothie!"
Reposted by Chip
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
I think we can all agree that Maduro is a bad guy, but the same thing was true about Saddam Hussein, and deposing him didn't go great.
This is probably not an original take but I haven't been very plugged into the Discourse™
This is probably not an original take but I haven't been very plugged into the Discourse™
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I think we can all agree that Maduro is a bad guy, but the same thing was true about Saddam Hussein, and deposing him didn't go great.
This is probably not an original take but I haven't been very plugged into the Discourse™
This is probably not an original take but I haven't been very plugged into the Discourse™
Reposted by Chip
oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
oh i had this realization once
I would just love to read the news without having a panic attack.
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I would just love to read the news without having a panic attack.
Reposted by Chip
Wow turns out skong, in fact, good
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wow turns out skong, in fact, good
I don't really know how to feel about this.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I don't really know how to feel about this.
My new years resolution is to post like it's 2005 again. It's just emotionally resonant song lyrics and Homestar Runner references from here on out.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
My new years resolution is to post like it's 2005 again. It's just emotionally resonant song lyrics and Homestar Runner references from here on out.
A brief story of the world AI is building:
My sister absolutely does not want her kids (both under 5) on social media. When her oldest was born, she created a private chat on GroupMe, only for family, to share updates and pictures. Yesterday she sends me a text.
My sister absolutely does not want her kids (both under 5) on social media. When her oldest was born, she created a private chat on GroupMe, only for family, to share updates and pictures. Yesterday she sends me a text.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A brief story of the world AI is building:
My sister absolutely does not want her kids (both under 5) on social media. When her oldest was born, she created a private chat on GroupMe, only for family, to share updates and pictures. Yesterday she sends me a text.
My sister absolutely does not want her kids (both under 5) on social media. When her oldest was born, she created a private chat on GroupMe, only for family, to share updates and pictures. Yesterday she sends me a text.
Reposted by Chip
You know who positioned herself as a groundbreaking free thinker giving the finger to all her haters? ELIZABETH HOLMES.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You know who positioned herself as a groundbreaking free thinker giving the finger to all her haters? ELIZABETH HOLMES.
Reposted by Chip
Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
Apparently my idea of a holiday double feature is Weapons (2025) and Cuckoo (2024). Sometimes I think my insistence on primarily watching horror movies is a sign of something concerning.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Apparently my idea of a holiday double feature is Weapons (2025) and Cuckoo (2024). Sometimes I think my insistence on primarily watching horror movies is a sign of something concerning.
Reposted by Chip
Anti-immigration arguments from Westerns are so wild. Like "We can't let people from countries we destroyed onto land we've stolen because they might ruin it by living in poverty we create. :( "
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anti-immigration arguments from Westerns are so wild. Like "We can't let people from countries we destroyed onto land we've stolen because they might ruin it by living in poverty we create. :( "
@iwriteok.bsky.social I don't know if you're a theater guy, but there's a play called Foolin' Around with Infinity set in one of those missile silos with the two dudes. It's excellent.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I don't know if you're a theater guy, but there's a play called Foolin' Around with Infinity set in one of those missile silos with the two dudes. It's excellent.
I'm torn about the (let's call it) contentious interview on the most recent @onthemedia.bsky.social
On the one hand it has shades of the embarrassing Mike Cernovich (sp?) one from several years ago, but on the other hand, the I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD stuff is very funny.
On the one hand it has shades of the embarrassing Mike Cernovich (sp?) one from several years ago, but on the other hand, the I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD stuff is very funny.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm torn about the (let's call it) contentious interview on the most recent @onthemedia.bsky.social
On the one hand it has shades of the embarrassing Mike Cernovich (sp?) one from several years ago, but on the other hand, the I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD stuff is very funny.
On the one hand it has shades of the embarrassing Mike Cernovich (sp?) one from several years ago, but on the other hand, the I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD stuff is very funny.
You know what art form the AI chuds will never come after?
Community theater.
There's way less risk of exploited artists when you see a local accountant attempt his best Willy Loman.
Community theater.
There's way less risk of exploited artists when you see a local accountant attempt his best Willy Loman.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You know what art form the AI chuds will never come after?
Community theater.
There's way less risk of exploited artists when you see a local accountant attempt his best Willy Loman.
Community theater.
There's way less risk of exploited artists when you see a local accountant attempt his best Willy Loman.
Reposted by Chip
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now — what’s that? You haven’t? Really? Well, great. That’s just fucking great. I had a whole thing planned, but now… fuck. Just go away.
December 5, 2023 at 10:16 PM
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now — what’s that? You haven’t? Really? Well, great. That’s just fucking great. I had a whole thing planned, but now… fuck. Just go away.
Hey tech bros, if you could build passenger rail connecting all four major cities in Tennessee plus Atlanta and Asheville, I'd be giving you little shits so much money.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hey tech bros, if you could build passenger rail connecting all four major cities in Tennessee plus Atlanta and Asheville, I'd be giving you little shits so much money.
Absolutely idiotic. Passenger rail would be so much simpler than digging tunnels.
TBC President Steve Davis said his goal is to create a transit tunnel system connecting Nashville to Knoxville, Memphis and Chattanooga.
The Boring Company wants to create transit tunnel connecting Nashville to other major cities in Tennessee
TBC President Steve Davis said his goal is to create a transit tunnel system connecting Nashville to Knoxville, Memphis and Chattanooga.
www.wvlt.tv
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely idiotic. Passenger rail would be so much simpler than digging tunnels.
Reposted by Chip
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
Phish
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
Phish
The String Cheese Incident
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Kendrick Lamar
Freezepop
Lucky boys confusion
They might be giants
Postal service/death cab for cutie
Kendrick Lamar
Freezepop
Lucky boys confusion
They might be giants
Postal service/death cab for cutie
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead