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Chocoborborygmos
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
New year is coming up and everyone’s doing reflections. 2025 was a survival year for me. Not many accomplishments. Mom died and all the trauma and forgiveness required. Dad is like a third kid. Both my kids are high needs. Wife had cancer. I had the most painful kidney stone. 2025 can kick rocks
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Magic card Monday! Consistent favorite since time spiral dropped
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Introduce yourself with four comics
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Once upon a time I saw how the Streets of New Capenna Rafiq and I decided to make my own version of Thada Adel in the same way

Artwork is my own using procreate.
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Bayonetta too tall for the escalator
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Quote post with an old piece you still like
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hell yeah
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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…If you think this is a good thing, a right thing, a "kind" thing, then we have such a fundamental mismatch of values that all questions of technology need to be put on Long Pause while you & i figure out what we mean by "good," "right," & "kind." You can't technofix your way out of values problems
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Well my Christmas was awesome
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shaun is the best person. Calling for mutual aid and help for my very wonderful friend
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finally beat my wife’s Hare Apparent Delny deck! The only one to take it down so far is Elsha’s Monk Voltron
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
General reminder that it’s self care to unfollow people who don’t follow you back.
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have to do that thing where I Can't decide between:

Both are really fun commanders. Cid probably wins for me but I've loved Jaws my whole life
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I don't get a lot of traction on my sporadic posts the way I did back on other sites but I'm hoping some Magic the Gathering folks see this and help me out.

I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.

Please!
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ACAB includes Judy Hopps and whatever rule 34 you have about her stored in your external hard drive
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It is surreal to me to not have to avoid my mother during this holiday season (because she died)
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you spam "your go" a hundred times during a game of Arena with me, while I don't advocate roping, I will be leisurely packing this bowl I planned to pack after the game, during my turns instead
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s seven drop Saturday and I love turning my stuff into dinosaurs
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Call me Fortunato the way im bricked up
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM