Chocoborborygmos
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
Quote post with an old piece you still like
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Quote post with an old piece you still like
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…If you think this is a good thing, a right thing, a "kind" thing, then we have such a fundamental mismatch of values that all questions of technology need to be put on Long Pause while you & i figure out what we mean by "good," "right," & "kind." You can't technofix your way out of values problems
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
…If you think this is a good thing, a right thing, a "kind" thing, then we have such a fundamental mismatch of values that all questions of technology need to be put on Long Pause while you & i figure out what we mean by "good," "right," & "kind." You can't technofix your way out of values problems
Well my Christmas was awesome
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Well my Christmas was awesome
Shaun is the best person. Calling for mutual aid and help for my very wonderful friend
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Shaun is the best person. Calling for mutual aid and help for my very wonderful friend
Finally beat my wife’s Hare Apparent Delny deck! The only one to take it down so far is Elsha’s Monk Voltron
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Finally beat my wife’s Hare Apparent Delny deck! The only one to take it down so far is Elsha’s Monk Voltron
General reminder that it’s self care to unfollow people who don’t follow you back.
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
General reminder that it’s self care to unfollow people who don’t follow you back.
I have to do that thing where I Can't decide between:
Both are really fun commanders. Cid probably wins for me but I've loved Jaws my whole life
Both are really fun commanders. Cid probably wins for me but I've loved Jaws my whole life
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I have to do that thing where I Can't decide between:
Both are really fun commanders. Cid probably wins for me but I've loved Jaws my whole life
Both are really fun commanders. Cid probably wins for me but I've loved Jaws my whole life
I don't get a lot of traction on my sporadic posts the way I did back on other sites but I'm hoping some Magic the Gathering folks see this and help me out.
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't get a lot of traction on my sporadic posts the way I did back on other sites but I'm hoping some Magic the Gathering folks see this and help me out.
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
ACAB includes Judy Hopps and whatever rule 34 you have about her stored in your external hard drive
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ACAB includes Judy Hopps and whatever rule 34 you have about her stored in your external hard drive
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What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
It is surreal to me to not have to avoid my mother during this holiday season (because she died)
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It is surreal to me to not have to avoid my mother during this holiday season (because she died)
If you spam "your go" a hundred times during a game of Arena with me, while I don't advocate roping, I will be leisurely packing this bowl I planned to pack after the game, during my turns instead
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you spam "your go" a hundred times during a game of Arena with me, while I don't advocate roping, I will be leisurely packing this bowl I planned to pack after the game, during my turns instead
It’s seven drop Saturday and I love turning my stuff into dinosaurs
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s seven drop Saturday and I love turning my stuff into dinosaurs
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Call me Fortunato the way im bricked up
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Call me Fortunato the way im bricked up
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
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Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
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Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
How can wait times be higher than normal if these are the wait times every time? 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
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