Chris
@chortlefish.bsky.social
I am a husband, a dad, anti-fascist, pro-science, lapsed cultural Catholic, a toxicologist, and a user of Oxford commas.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Don't look away. Believe your eyes and ears.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Don't look away. Believe your eyes and ears.
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/dhs-warns-an...
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was “fully justified,” Homeland Security ...
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January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/dhs-warns-an...
Yaaaaaas!!!!
I’m running for Congress in NY-12, my home.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Yaaaaaas!!!!
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And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...
This School Board President Took Her Oath on a Stack of Contested Books. Here's Why
The school board for Central Bucks County, Pa., has been at the center of divisive political debates.
www.edweek.org
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
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Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
Such need for validation 🙄
And again, the problem isn't that white men are having trouble getting published now. They're more published than ever.
The problem is, it's harder for them to be celebrated for it now.
The problem was there at the start of the article that set me off. The problem is the applause.
The problem is, it's harder for them to be celebrated for it now.
The problem was there at the start of the article that set me off. The problem is the applause.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Such need for validation 🙄
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi...
theonion.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Ai iS GoInG tO TAkE Ur JoB 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ai iS GoInG tO TAkE Ur JoB 🙄
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Because they’re at core grifters and only looking for an opportunity to get something out of it. No one actually cares about anyone in that universe.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
100%
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Angry. Unhinged. Too many lies to count.
The President is not well.
And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you.
The President is not well.
And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Angry. Unhinged. Too many lies to count.
The President is not well.
And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you.
The President is not well.
And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you.
Testicles are extra. Explains a lot about congress, they must just be frugal.
(Children are not getting these surgeries)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Testicles are extra. Explains a lot about congress, they must just be frugal.
Introducing:Things that Matter...
Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas.
Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate.
Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas.
Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate.
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Introducing:Things that Matter...
Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas.
Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate.
Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas.
Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate.
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What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Gosh, why are the Democrats so unpopular with young people? Let's try taking another (goose)step to the right and see if that helps.
Poor dumb young people; indoctrinated by the evidence of their eyes and ears; living in a bubble of what is actually happening instead of here in the real world of billionaire donor events and funder dinners.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Gosh, why are the Democrats so unpopular with young people? Let's try taking another (goose)step to the right and see if that helps.
Difficult to remember in the moment, but if you have the thug straddling you trying to cuff you. Start yelling "OH my god, do you have an erection! Get this pervert off me. This guy has a boner, WTF!"
the one part of this awful video I found inspiring is the moment when the cam pans back and you see an array of upstanding Americans with their smartphones out filming these gutter thugs. that's really the symbol of the opposition. the smartphone and its embedded video cam.
Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Difficult to remember in the moment, but if you have the thug straddling you trying to cuff you. Start yelling "OH my god, do you have an erection! Get this pervert off me. This guy has a boner, WTF!"
New shit has come to light, man
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New shit has come to light, man
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November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
A-F***ING-MEN
We are where we are because of all the Democratic Party leaders in my life like Clinton, Biden, Obama, Schumer, and Pelosi choosing to align more and more with the GOP, Zionism, and right-wing fascism over the democratic socialists in THEIR OWN PARTY who organize, fundraise, and vote for them.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A-F***ING-MEN
GOsh, WhY wOuLd THeY wAnT tO LeaVe?
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"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
GOsh, WhY wOuLd THeY wAnT tO LeaVe?
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/