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🥇Jurgen Klopp 🥈Rafa Benitez 🥉Arne Slot 🆕 1990’s Anfield regular ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Atleti & the first half vs the Ev aside our performance haven’t been good enough for a team wanting to win the big cups. We’ve conceded 17 in 12 games in all competitions - nearly 1.5 per game. Thats our problem. We’re piss weak in defence & our forwards can’t bail us out every game.
3 on 1 at the back post is disgraceful. If Maguire missed it then de Ligt or Dorgu were there to tap in.
Simon Hooper not blowing when the ball hit him in the Spurs-Villa game and now Oliver not blowing for a head injury. It’s as if they make it up as they go along.
C’mon then reds. Into these shite manc bastards.
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Biggest thing that it would be great to see today given the team is January to April's Alexis Mac Allister.
Watched the first 7 games of the season but was unable to watch the Palace, Gala or Chelsea games due to family commitments, so I do take some responsibility for those results. Rest assured I’m already settled, watching the Spurs-Villa game in anticipation. 3 fucking weeks since I’ve seen the reds.
Ballon D’or form doesn’t exist anymore. It’s just become a CL MVP award or a Real Madrid PR award. Kane is having a fantastic season but will struggle to finish top 3 unless Bayern win the CL.
Ballon D’or form? He doesn’t play for Real Madrid and Bayern are unlikely to win the CL so it doesn’t matter how many goals he scores, he’ll not win that award.
WhoScored have Leoni as just doubtful. I do love an optimist…
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If horror movies are going to keep playing slowed down, minor key versions of popular songs, then comedies should start using sped up, pitched up versions of slow sad songs. Hurt, sped up until it sounds like the Chipmunks are doing a punk version of it, that sort of thing.
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If we needed proof that the majority of football experts online are clueless. 😂
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Another clunky performance on the ball.
But the real red flag is yet another 20 minute spell where we were genuinely bad without the ball:
B'mouth
Newc
Palace
Gala
That's half the matches #lfc
Last season we won the PL because the floor of the team was so high but we've lost all that solidity
I don’t think one individual is the cause of our problems. Collectively we look brain dead with poor decisions all over the place. Wirtz certainly hasn’t been at the races but then neither has Salah, Isak or Gakpo. You’d like to think a squad full of world class talent will figure it out eventually.
Create next to nothing, look vulnerable in defence, strive for control but never actually possess it, with possession quite sterile and ponderous. It’s all a bit Rodgers-esque and not the 13/14 season.
Liverpool have been shite, that’s not in doubt but game after game we’re just not allowed to compete physically. The slightest touch and they go down and the ref blows the whistle. It’s every game.
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This ref is the kind of homer that opposition fans think Liverpool get at Anfield, but very rarely do.
The most fouled player in the top 5 leagues needs a whole article written on how he needs protection from officials. If you think Grealish’s treatment is bad, wait until you see Salah’s.
Isn’t it the maximum length you can sign someone under 18? There’s probably a 5-6 year deal lined up for his 18th birthday if he kicks on as expected.
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Liverpool have now won 6 consecutive games by exactly one goal - the longest ever run of one-goal wins in the club's entire history. #LFC