Christa Faust
@christafaust.bsky.social
Writer. Pervert. Menopausal Troublemaker. Bisexual Assassin. She/They.
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Blue Intro Post: I’m Christa. She/they. I write stuff. Novels, comics, tie-ins and novelizations. I’m a retired sex worker. A Film Noir obsessive. A complicated Queer. I’m currently Going Through Some Things and plan to take you with me.
The fact that I posted a still of the wrestling scene from Pillion and it got labeled "sexually explicit" kinda proves my point.
February 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The fact that I posted a still of the wrestling scene from Pillion and it got labeled "sexually explicit" kinda proves my point.
Valentine's Day date idea.
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Valentine's Day date idea.
Happy Valentine's Day, Faustketeers, especially to my beloved bi/pan siblings! If you're looking for a sexy date idea with your MMF throuple, take them to see Gilda, the hottest bisexual noir flick every made. Tonight at Noir City Seattle @siffnews #Bi4Bi
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, Faustketeers, especially to my beloved bi/pan siblings! If you're looking for a sexy date idea with your MMF throuple, take them to see Gilda, the hottest bisexual noir flick every made. Tonight at Noir City Seattle @siffnews #Bi4Bi
A very sweaty Dan Duryea in bondage in Black Angel.
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
A very sweaty Dan Duryea in bondage in Black Angel.
Also, I really love everything else about Black Angel, but June Vincent has zero charisma and is basically the opposite of sexy.
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Also, I really love everything else about Black Angel, but June Vincent has zero charisma and is basically the opposite of sexy.
Speaking of Black Angel, please enjoy this photo of Freddie Steele skipping rope. (Also, I realize it's the 40s, but why isn't this a gif?)
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Speaking of Black Angel, please enjoy this photo of Freddie Steele skipping rope. (Also, I realize it's the 40s, but why isn't this a gif?)
Lucky and Marko in Black Angel. Why yes, everything DOES have to be gay, thanks for asking!
February 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Lucky and Marko in Black Angel. Why yes, everything DOES have to be gay, thanks for asking!
New Bisexual Assassin's Handbook post is up. On Noir City Seattle, Left Coast Crime, and how I broke my nose. buttondown.com/christafaust...
You Should See The Other Guy
A lot going on at the moment, Faustketeers, and not much of it good. Everything is Terrible, the world is on fire and your Not-So-Humble Narrator has been...
buttondown.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
New Bisexual Assassin's Handbook post is up. On Noir City Seattle, Left Coast Crime, and how I broke my nose. buttondown.com/christafaust...
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a terrifying card
Just for you
Violets are blue
I have a terrifying card
Just for you
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a terrifying card
Just for you
Violets are blue
I have a terrifying card
Just for you
Can't wait!
Got my wonderful agent’s notes on my new thriller, and she loves it! I’m so excited for when I get to share this story with readers. Hopefully not too long!
It’s always scary doing something new, but it’s also necessary to challenge ourselves so we can grow.
It’s always scary doing something new, but it’s also necessary to challenge ourselves so we can grow.
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Can't wait!
Love and respect to all the beautiful bottoms in my life, because I'm halfway through the last day of my colonoscopy prep and have gained profound appreciation for everything you go through just to make things nice for my visit.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Love and respect to all the beautiful bottoms in my life, because I'm halfway through the last day of my colonoscopy prep and have gained profound appreciation for everything you go through just to make things nice for my visit.
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One of the best punny titles in my sleaze collection and an early response to computer dating.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
One of the best punny titles in my sleaze collection and an early response to computer dating.
Happy book birthday, @scottynola.bsky.social New Scotty is always a reason to celebrate! www.boldstrokesbooks.com/books/hurric...
Hurricane Season Hustle by Greg Herren | Bold Strokes Books
Scotty must catch the killer to protect his nearest and dearest, before they strike again.
www.boldstrokesbooks.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy book birthday, @scottynola.bsky.social New Scotty is always a reason to celebrate! www.boldstrokesbooks.com/books/hurric...
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idk i think in a time when it feels like nothing matters & all is futile it might actually be time to double down and write your stories & make your paintings & sing your songs & do your art. create the things that make us human and share them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
idk i think in a time when it feels like nothing matters & all is futile it might actually be time to double down and write your stories & make your paintings & sing your songs & do your art. create the things that make us human and share them.
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Whale Evolution:
Flamingo-Legged Watermelon Mouse
Mutant Sewer Rat King
Gator Wolf
Steel-Jawed PollyWorg
Titan MerSausage
Flamingo-Legged Watermelon Mouse
Mutant Sewer Rat King
Gator Wolf
Steel-Jawed PollyWorg
Titan MerSausage
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Whale Evolution:
Flamingo-Legged Watermelon Mouse
Mutant Sewer Rat King
Gator Wolf
Steel-Jawed PollyWorg
Titan MerSausage
Flamingo-Legged Watermelon Mouse
Mutant Sewer Rat King
Gator Wolf
Steel-Jawed PollyWorg
Titan MerSausage
Is there no crime writers section? This is like when I went to the New York New York casino in Vegas and they had sections named after boroughs, but not the Bronx. Also, check out that upper right hand corner! BRB gonna go start a podcast about romantic gay Bigfoot/Doctor Who erotica.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Is there no crime writers section? This is like when I went to the New York New York casino in Vegas and they had sections named after boroughs, but not the Bronx. Also, check out that upper right hand corner! BRB gonna go start a podcast about romantic gay Bigfoot/Doctor Who erotica.
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I recommend putting your favorite words into the Tubi search bar. If this doesn’t bear fruit for you, get better favorite words
February 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I recommend putting your favorite words into the Tubi search bar. If this doesn’t bear fruit for you, get better favorite words
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Will share any article illustrated with a Dell mapback, especially a Henry Kane. When I was a kid in Queens, the only place I could buy books in my neighborhood was from a mass-market spinner rack in the pharmacy down the street. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/b...
So Long to Cheap Books You Could Fit in Your Pocket
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Will share any article illustrated with a Dell mapback, especially a Henry Kane. When I was a kid in Queens, the only place I could buy books in my neighborhood was from a mass-market spinner rack in the pharmacy down the street. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/b...
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Suburban Trap
via
https://pulpcovers.com/suburban-trap/
Covers, Adult Reading, Babes, Paperback, Suburbia
via
https://pulpcovers.com/suburban-trap/
Covers, Adult Reading, Babes, Paperback, Suburbia
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Suburban Trap
via
https://pulpcovers.com/suburban-trap/
Covers, Adult Reading, Babes, Paperback, Suburbia
via
https://pulpcovers.com/suburban-trap/
Covers, Adult Reading, Babes, Paperback, Suburbia
Someone tapped me on the shoulder to tell me I had dropped my brain in the parking lot, if you want to know how my day is going.
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Someone tapped me on the shoulder to tell me I had dropped my brain in the parking lot, if you want to know how my day is going.
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Opening day of ZARDOZ, 2/6/74
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Opening day of ZARDOZ, 2/6/74
Heart Eyes!!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Heart Eyes!!!
I'm glad my algorithms are all queer all the time, but I just got served an ad for Liza Minnelli Live in Conversation. Clearly our robot overlords saw me post about testosterone & buttsex & think I'm an older gay man. Help a bi NB bitch course correct by sharing hot sapphic content! I'll go first.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'm glad my algorithms are all queer all the time, but I just got served an ad for Liza Minnelli Live in Conversation. Clearly our robot overlords saw me post about testosterone & buttsex & think I'm an older gay man. Help a bi NB bitch course correct by sharing hot sapphic content! I'll go first.
First queer crush? One of many for me, but I pick Nastassja Kinski as Irena in Cat People. I bought the novelization so I could read about her over and over.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
First queer crush? One of many for me, but I pick Nastassja Kinski as Irena in Cat People. I bought the novelization so I could read about her over and over.
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FIRST DAY ONLY discounted cover price of $65, for 500-pages of luchadores and Mexican monsters, never before told behind the scenes stories, newly commissioned art, celeb features, a chapter by little old me... PLEASE support this must-have mega tome! www.kickstarter.com/projects/luc...
Luchadores vs. Everything - Lucha Libre Film Legacy Book
How one family brought wrestlers, monsters and mayhem to the silver screen! The most expansive book on the lucha libre film genre ever.
www.kickstarter.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
FIRST DAY ONLY discounted cover price of $65, for 500-pages of luchadores and Mexican monsters, never before told behind the scenes stories, newly commissioned art, celeb features, a chapter by little old me... PLEASE support this must-have mega tome! www.kickstarter.com/projects/luc...