Christian Alsis
@christianalsis.bsky.social
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The Christmas Adventurers Club
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The colonel lived so we could chicken.
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Every bag of assorted Halloween candy is two all-timers, one fair to middling and one awful candy. It’s always like Reese’s Cups, Snickers, Milk Duds and Tums Smoothies.
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Thought my tinnitus was the steam whistle and nearly left work three hours early
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The Orion Kerkering Era is over.
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At least he was wearing a helmet (seen here)
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Hard to believe that the person responsible for my short term mental health is the man pictured below.
Aaron Nola with a haircut similar to multiplatinum recording artist Chad Kroeger
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Ken Burns would like to interview you for his new documentary: History of Dorks.
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Tony romo needs to blow into his car to get it to start
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Did we ever figure out what happened here? Did Peter Jackson take this photo?
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The Los Angeles (accountability for illegal gambling) Dodgers
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Greg Vaughn was a MONSTER in Ken Griffey baseball for N64
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Let’s get another. #doitforchris
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Kevin Hart should do more commercials. Leaving money on the table.
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I have been Huntr/x-pilled.
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Very happy to announce that I have been accepted to the Minas Morgul Comedy Festival. So excited 🥰
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It's October and #BandcampFriday. I took "The Mummy Forgot the Chips" - an album of novelty halloween songs for the new generation - off of Spotify. Kinda silly I guess, but hey - there's only so much a person can do. Oh well!

Here are a bunch of free download codes!

Happy halloween!
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Cannot wait for the Ippei chants at the bank