Waking up out of a sound sleep and sitting straight up in bed. “Archie from the sexy Riverdale has a musical alter ego named Mr. Fantasy.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Waking up out of a sound sleep and sitting straight up in bed. “Archie from the sexy Riverdale has a musical alter ego named Mr. Fantasy.”
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I had that nightmare again
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I had that nightmare again
Somehow the eagles figured out a way to be in a 2nd and 19 during halftime.
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Somehow the eagles figured out a way to be in a 2nd and 19 during halftime.
Googling something that came up after dinner tonight
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Googling something that came up after dinner tonight
Calling 911 to wish them a happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Calling 911 to wish them a happy Thanksgiving.
I’m sure this has been said a thousand times already but it’s just dawning on me that this is probably the first pope in history who has listened to Mancow.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m sure this has been said a thousand times already but it’s just dawning on me that this is probably the first pope in history who has listened to Mancow.
Who up brining they turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Who up brining they turkey?
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
Plenty of Shaq-A-Licious gummies at the cvs in willow grove. No refunds. Final sale.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Plenty of Shaq-A-Licious gummies at the cvs in willow grove. No refunds. Final sale.
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The youtube algorithm serves me exact level of exciting content I deserve.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The youtube algorithm serves me exact level of exciting content I deserve.
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The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
I hope this means what I think it means (they are rebooting the Ron Pearlman Beauty and the Beast show from the 90s)
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I hope this means what I think it means (they are rebooting the Ron Pearlman Beauty and the Beast show from the 90s)
Sounding good, sir!
DJT: They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right? You want to wash hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up ..here's no water. I won't mention 3rd item in bathroom bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you shouldn't be owning McDonalds
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sounding good, sir!
Windiest night of the year. Let’s pass on every down.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Windiest night of the year. Let’s pass on every down.
I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
I’m always unsettled when someone is in the negative after Double Jeopardy and they are just gone after the commercial break. Are they okay? Are they getting roughed up offscreen? Or are they simply arrested?
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m always unsettled when someone is in the negative after Double Jeopardy and they are just gone after the commercial break. Are they okay? Are they getting roughed up offscreen? Or are they simply arrested?
Every adult board game now is called like Asshole Poker or Death by Sarcasm or Don’t Be a Dick: The Extreme Party Game.
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every adult board game now is called like Asshole Poker or Death by Sarcasm or Don’t Be a Dick: The Extreme Party Game.
Better dead than Fireman Ed
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Better dead than Fireman Ed
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M: “But Bond you were poisoned.”
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
M: “But Bond you were poisoned.”
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
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