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Christobal
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Your favorite new friend
New Orleans, LA
Remember how Buddha died?
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pregnant, it's not yours
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
bank changed the locks.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dinner is formal attire
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Prince Albert of Monaco, Charles Leclerc, and Gayle Benson ... what could go wrong?

BONUS Billy Idol jumpscare
NFL Paris: How Prince Albert could help bring New Orleans Saints to Monaco
Monaco is famous for its Formula 1 race, while many stars have made it their home. But the principality could soon welcome an NFL team.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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US ADP EMPLOYMENT CHANGE WEEKLY ACTUAL: -13.5K VS -2.50K PREVIOUS
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A month ago, would I have thought the Supporters Trust would have sponsorship on the team's shorts?

No. 😁

#SWFC
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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He’s tired
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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So he was fucking lynched
A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.

He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.

Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.

Abolish ICE
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I don’t think FIFA would move the World Cup from Seattle. Trump is full of bluster. But this isn’t on Katie Wilson to address. It’s on Seattle’s business community, which needs to stop falsely claiming Seattle isn’t safe if they want to protect their potential profits. More here:
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A Steelers offense based around roughing Aaron Rodgers is honestly ideal
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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🌚 Would now be a good time to mention that Fullcast After Dark has a new voicemail line for this season 🌝

And that if you'd like to leave us a message about today's games, it may be played on the air tonight? 🌙

‪(470) 794-2909
August 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not like this, Pitt. Not like this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Spotted at the Science Center.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Best view( Urban Category )in college football.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Late breaking news for LSU tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Pre-breakfast tailgate breakfast
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We are rooting for the Louisville kicker to still win this game.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Pretty sure this was a declaration of war from the Amish and Arkansas.

🤮🤢💩
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can't believe I missed an opportunity to use this over the weekend on the insane Omar Cooper catch for Indiana.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cool, maybe invest in studying forever chemicals and micro plastics for "what's in our food and drugs"
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM