Gonna be right tosser tonight, batter everywhere!
February 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Gonna be right tosser tonight, batter everywhere!
With all this stuff coming out of the Epstein files about Andrew (the wastrel formerly called prince) I’m starting to think his Pizza Express and no sweat alibi might not have been the complete truth!
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
With all this stuff coming out of the Epstein files about Andrew (the wastrel formerly called prince) I’m starting to think his Pizza Express and no sweat alibi might not have been the complete truth!
A pleasant afternoon watching a young couple getting their ends away. Gotta love Olympic curling!
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
A pleasant afternoon watching a young couple getting their ends away. Gotta love Olympic curling!
After much thought I have decided that Ski jumping as a competitive sport is not for me . Firstly I can’t ski but secondly and most importantly, I’m terrified of needles!😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
After much thought I have decided that Ski jumping as a competitive sport is not for me . Firstly I can’t ski but secondly and most importantly, I’m terrified of needles!😂
Sharing this pic for no reason whatsoever!
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Sharing this pic for no reason whatsoever!
Why is Europe still playing ball with the orange buffoon? We now need to impose taxes and controls on the tech giants, tariffs on US goods, start making our own weaponry and kick the US bases out if they aren’t going to support NATO and national boundaries.
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Why is Europe still playing ball with the orange buffoon? We now need to impose taxes and controls on the tech giants, tariffs on US goods, start making our own weaponry and kick the US bases out if they aren’t going to support NATO and national boundaries.
The new year is going well so far. Of course Trump hasn’t woken up yet so who knows where it will go from here!
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The new year is going well so far. Of course Trump hasn’t woken up yet so who knows where it will go from here!
Just driven through my village, lot of houses with Christmas lights up and trees decorated. I’m old enough to remember when Christmas was in December!
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just driven through my village, lot of houses with Christmas lights up and trees decorated. I’m old enough to remember when Christmas was in December!
Two days till a Beaver Supermoon. I really should grow up and stop giggling at the idea of super mooning beavers, but not this month!
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Two days till a Beaver Supermoon. I really should grow up and stop giggling at the idea of super mooning beavers, but not this month!
Not sure whether this is for a mantelpiece or a bedroom?🤓
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not sure whether this is for a mantelpiece or a bedroom?🤓
I wish my wife wouldn’t submit false stories to Anon Opin. It was just the one of each after all and the people I cut up on roundabouts called me a big cock!😂
I wish men with below average size penises would just learn to be sightly more attentive lovers instead of going out and buying a BMW or Audi.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wish my wife wouldn’t submit false stories to Anon Opin. It was just the one of each after all and the people I cut up on roundabouts called me a big cock!😂
Make America Golf Again😂
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Make America Golf Again😂
These idiot Americans at the Ryder Cup shouting get in the hole all the time. I really pity their neighbours at bedtime!🤓
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These idiot Americans at the Ryder Cup shouting get in the hole all the time. I really pity their neighbours at bedtime!🤓
Rapture time. If we are all still here Thursday we’ve been bad!😜
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Rapture time. If we are all still here Thursday we’ve been bad!😜
Imagine how stupid research scientists must feel, years and years of peer reviewed science and along comes an anti vax conspiracy theorist with a brain worm and solves it all in 5 months. 😂😂
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Imagine how stupid research scientists must feel, years and years of peer reviewed science and along comes an anti vax conspiracy theorist with a brain worm and solves it all in 5 months. 😂😂
Bravo to the NYT for today’s Wordle!
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Bravo to the NYT for today’s Wordle!
Gave a lady down on the beach some advice on stamp duty payments a couple of months back. Really should stop giving advice when drunk, do wonder how she’s getting on?
September 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gave a lady down on the beach some advice on stamp duty payments a couple of months back. Really should stop giving advice when drunk, do wonder how she’s getting on?
Reposted by Ciderman
Possibly too much info about the royals!
September 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Possibly too much info about the royals!
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“Wait! Wait! Listen to me! … We don’t have to be just sheep!”
September 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Wait! Wait! Listen to me! … We don’t have to be just sheep!”
I guess they could always double up!
September 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I guess they could always double up!
Today I shall be giving my small plums a good bash before covering them in sugar and then dousing them in gin. Followed by a vigorous shaking once a day for the next week!
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I shall be giving my small plums a good bash before covering them in sugar and then dousing them in gin. Followed by a vigorous shaking once a day for the next week!
Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Pulp
- Bruce Sprinsteen
- Culture Club (Tony Hadley supporting)
- Sugababes
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Pulp
- Bruce Sprinsteen
- Culture Club (Tony Hadley supporting)
- Sugababes
August 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
Reposted by Ciderman
There wasn’t fake news, until there was a fake president.
August 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There wasn’t fake news, until there was a fake president.