The new year is going well so far. Of course Trump hasn’t woken up yet so who knows where it will go from here!
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The new year is going well so far. Of course Trump hasn’t woken up yet so who knows where it will go from here!
Just driven through my village, lot of houses with Christmas lights up and trees decorated. I’m old enough to remember when Christmas was in December!
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just driven through my village, lot of houses with Christmas lights up and trees decorated. I’m old enough to remember when Christmas was in December!
Two days till a Beaver Supermoon. I really should grow up and stop giggling at the idea of super mooning beavers, but not this month!
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Two days till a Beaver Supermoon. I really should grow up and stop giggling at the idea of super mooning beavers, but not this month!
Not sure whether this is for a mantelpiece or a bedroom?🤓
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not sure whether this is for a mantelpiece or a bedroom?🤓
I wish my wife wouldn’t submit false stories to Anon Opin. It was just the one of each after all and the people I cut up on roundabouts called me a big cock!😂
I wish men with below average size penises would just learn to be sightly more attentive lovers instead of going out and buying a BMW or Audi.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wish my wife wouldn’t submit false stories to Anon Opin. It was just the one of each after all and the people I cut up on roundabouts called me a big cock!😂
Make America Golf Again😂
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Make America Golf Again😂
These idiot Americans at the Ryder Cup shouting get in the hole all the time. I really pity their neighbours at bedtime!🤓
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These idiot Americans at the Ryder Cup shouting get in the hole all the time. I really pity their neighbours at bedtime!🤓
Rapture time. If we are all still here Thursday we’ve been bad!😜
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Rapture time. If we are all still here Thursday we’ve been bad!😜
Imagine how stupid research scientists must feel, years and years of peer reviewed science and along comes an anti vax conspiracy theorist with a brain worm and solves it all in 5 months. 😂😂
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Imagine how stupid research scientists must feel, years and years of peer reviewed science and along comes an anti vax conspiracy theorist with a brain worm and solves it all in 5 months. 😂😂
Bravo to the NYT for today’s Wordle!
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Bravo to the NYT for today’s Wordle!
Gave a lady down on the beach some advice on stamp duty payments a couple of months back. Really should stop giving advice when drunk, do wonder how she’s getting on?
September 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gave a lady down on the beach some advice on stamp duty payments a couple of months back. Really should stop giving advice when drunk, do wonder how she’s getting on?
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Possibly too much info about the royals!
September 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Possibly too much info about the royals!
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“Wait! Wait! Listen to me! … We don’t have to be just sheep!”
September 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Wait! Wait! Listen to me! … We don’t have to be just sheep!”
I guess they could always double up!
September 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I guess they could always double up!
Today I shall be giving my small plums a good bash before covering them in sugar and then dousing them in gin. Followed by a vigorous shaking once a day for the next week!
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I shall be giving my small plums a good bash before covering them in sugar and then dousing them in gin. Followed by a vigorous shaking once a day for the next week!
Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Pulp
- Bruce Sprinsteen
- Culture Club (Tony Hadley supporting)
- Sugababes
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Pulp
- Bruce Sprinsteen
- Culture Club (Tony Hadley supporting)
- Sugababes
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Summer of Loud (Parkway Drive, Killswitch Engage, I Prevail, Beartooth)
- Memphis May Fire
- Deftones
- Catch Your Breath/Funeral Portrait
- Limp Bizkit
- Summer of Loud (Parkway Drive, Killswitch Engage, I Prevail, Beartooth)
- Memphis May Fire
- Deftones
- Catch Your Breath/Funeral Portrait
- Limp Bizkit
August 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
- Simple Minds
- Sting
- Robbie Williams
- Francis Rossi
- Paul Heaton
5th would have been ELO if Jeff Lynne hadn’t broken his arm!
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There wasn’t fake news, until there was a fake president.
August 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There wasn’t fake news, until there was a fake president.
Waited up for some TACO but just got a lot of hot air and flannel!
August 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Waited up for some TACO but just got a lot of hot air and flannel!
Mint Original Source. Shower time just got masochistic, but it don’t half wake you up!
August 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Mint Original Source. Shower time just got masochistic, but it don’t half wake you up!
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“Oh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Oh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”
Furthest I've been:
N: Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴
E: Hong Kong 🇭🇰
S: Auckland, New Zealand 🇳🇿
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
N: Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴
E: Hong Kong 🇭🇰
S: Auckland, New Zealand 🇳🇿
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
Furthest I've been:
N: Reykjavik, Iceland 🇮🇸
E: Moscow, Russia 🇷🇺
S: Lanzarote, Spain 🇪🇸 - off the coast of West Africa
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
N: Reykjavik, Iceland 🇮🇸
E: Moscow, Russia 🇷🇺
S: Lanzarote, Spain 🇪🇸 - off the coast of West Africa
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮
E: Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵
S: Gran Canaria, Spain 🇪🇸
W: Miami, USA 🇺🇸
I've flown over the North Pole
N: Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮
E: Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵
S: Gran Canaria, Spain 🇪🇸
W: Miami, USA 🇺🇸
I've flown over the North Pole
August 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Furthest I've been:
N: Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴
E: Hong Kong 🇭🇰
S: Auckland, New Zealand 🇳🇿
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
N: Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴
E: Hong Kong 🇭🇰
S: Auckland, New Zealand 🇳🇿
W: San Francisco, USA 🇺🇸
Damn squardle, I’m just an S short of coitus!
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Damn squardle, I’m just an S short of coitus!
Oh yes!
The three biggest lies in food packaging - spreadable, easy peeler & pull tab to open
July 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh yes!