Chris B
@cjosephbea.bsky.social
There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy
he/him
he/him
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If Democrats need a generically handsome white man in a suit, Andy Beshear is right there and has been pretty consistent in his values. You can say a lot about him — nepo baby, untested on the national scene, Dockers dork — but he is pretty adamantly himself, and decent.
The public values authenticity in public figures above almost everything else.
The fact that Newsom was a standard center-left politician and is now shifting to the right will alienate him from both his old constituency and his new one.
Have Democrats really not learned their lesson on this?
The fact that Newsom was a standard center-left politician and is now shifting to the right will alienate him from both his old constituency and his new one.
Have Democrats really not learned their lesson on this?
A major reason that Gavin Newsom will not be the Democratic nominee is that it's very clear that he read the same stuff we all did last year about swing voters not liking orthodox social liberals and is "pivoting" on certain issues to try and pretend that he didn't have an entire career being one
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If Democrats need a generically handsome white man in a suit, Andy Beshear is right there and has been pretty consistent in his values. You can say a lot about him — nepo baby, untested on the national scene, Dockers dork — but he is pretty adamantly himself, and decent.
ok, the chyron says these women at the Olympics are skeletons, but they look normal to me, clearly that edible is working
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
ok, the chyron says these women at the Olympics are skeletons, but they look normal to me, clearly that edible is working
fuck Gavin Newsom
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
fuck Gavin Newsom
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All of these people are so weird and shitty www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Pam Bondi tried to steal a 4-year-old's dog
Drew Magary on MAGA's new rite of passage.
www.sfgate.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
All of these people are so weird and shitty www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
apparently the whole frickin' galaxy is just lousy with super powerful psychic aliens that look just like humans and can't be trusted
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
apparently the whole frickin' galaxy is just lousy with super powerful psychic aliens that look just like humans and can't be trusted
in a related story, I'm willing to get my act together if any supermodels are looking for a husband
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
in a related story, I'm willing to get my act together if any supermodels are looking for a husband
oh look it's release week for my favorite beer
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
oh look it's release week for my favorite beer
And why does Anderton use the face morph drug, but then use his leftover eyeballs to access the precog pool? What's the point!?
Anyway, Spielberg, make a whole movie about Tim Blake Nelson's character, you coward.
Anyway, Spielberg, make a whole movie about Tim Blake Nelson's character, you coward.
and you've got omnipresent eye scanning software, but not a panopticon of live video feeds that you could use to backstop the retinal scans and the psychic mutants you keep in a fishbowl?
so why don't the precogs predict suicides? accidental deaths? what about manslaughter?
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
And why does Anderton use the face morph drug, but then use his leftover eyeballs to access the precog pool? What's the point!?
Anyway, Spielberg, make a whole movie about Tim Blake Nelson's character, you coward.
Anyway, Spielberg, make a whole movie about Tim Blake Nelson's character, you coward.
and you've got omnipresent eye scanning software, but not a panopticon of live video feeds that you could use to backstop the retinal scans and the psychic mutants you keep in a fishbowl?
so why don't the precogs predict suicides? accidental deaths? what about manslaughter?
It's been a long time since I watched Minority Report (2002), but I remember being frustrated at a couple of plot elements and also some DC specific stuff ("DCPD" isn't a thing). Still frustrated on both counts, but it's a pretty entertaining movie.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
and you've got omnipresent eye scanning software, but not a panopticon of live video feeds that you could use to backstop the retinal scans and the psychic mutants you keep in a fishbowl?
so why don't the precogs predict suicides? accidental deaths? what about manslaughter?
It's been a long time since I watched Minority Report (2002), but I remember being frustrated at a couple of plot elements and also some DC specific stuff ("DCPD" isn't a thing). Still frustrated on both counts, but it's a pretty entertaining movie.
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
so why don't the precogs predict suicides? accidental deaths? what about manslaughter?
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Pretty good description here of what constitutes a push poll. (I too would be fascinated to know if people... actually sign up for this?)
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Pretty good description here of what constitutes a push poll. (I too would be fascinated to know if people... actually sign up for this?)
It's been a long time since I watched Minority Report (2002), but I remember being frustrated at a couple of plot elements and also some DC specific stuff ("DCPD" isn't a thing). Still frustrated on both counts, but it's a pretty entertaining movie.
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
It's been a long time since I watched Minority Report (2002), but I remember being frustrated at a couple of plot elements and also some DC specific stuff ("DCPD" isn't a thing). Still frustrated on both counts, but it's a pretty entertaining movie.
suspects refusing to answer questions
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
suspects refusing to answer questions
there's been a murder
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
there's been a murder
UFO/UAP theorists are going to have a field day with the El Paso story and I'm already getting incredibly frustrated thinking about it
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
UFO/UAP theorists are going to have a field day with the El Paso story and I'm already getting incredibly frustrated thinking about it
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Anniversary of the best film that never was.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Anniversary of the best film that never was.
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when my very unfair and frankly vicious kids call my dressy jeans “dad jeans”
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
when my very unfair and frankly vicious kids call my dressy jeans “dad jeans”
chewing on the same toy because friends share
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
chewing on the same toy because friends share
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Senate passes @adamebbin.bsky.social bill to have Virginia join the National Popular Vote Compact, after @ssurovell.bsky.social refers to the Electoral College as an idea having "arrogant, aristocratic and racist origins."
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Senate passes @adamebbin.bsky.social bill to have Virginia join the National Popular Vote Compact, after @ssurovell.bsky.social refers to the Electoral College as an idea having "arrogant, aristocratic and racist origins."
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
As one of the sick freaks who tunes into the Super Bowl for the football, I spent the halftime show driving home from some friends' house, but it sounds like Mr. Bunny put on quite the show
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
As one of the sick freaks who tunes into the Super Bowl for the football, I spent the halftime show driving home from some friends' house, but it sounds like Mr. Bunny put on quite the show
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It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
love some women's hockey
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
love some women's hockey