Chris Keilman | Author
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👻Writing spooky mysteries from a treehouse.
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 17. My digital drawing of “Pleiades”, an open star cluster.
#SciArt #Astronomy #ArtYear #Procreate
#SciArt #Astronomy #ArtYear #Procreate
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 17. My digital drawing of “Pleiades”, an open star cluster.
#SciArt #Astronomy #ArtYear #Procreate
#SciArt #Astronomy #ArtYear #Procreate
The Millicent Quibb School of Ettiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Millicent Quibb School of Ettiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science
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The Batman movies never include his actual arch nemesis, a guy named Bruce Wax.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Batman movies never include his actual arch nemesis, a guy named Bruce Wax.
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You know, somehow it’s all gotten even stupider.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You know, somehow it’s all gotten even stupider.
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The Millicent Quibb School of Ettiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science.
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Millicent Quibb School of Ettiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science.
Just finished the first Millicent Quibb book. What good fun. Looking forward to reading the sequel.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Just finished the first Millicent Quibb book. What good fun. Looking forward to reading the sequel.
My dream vacation is to go to New York and go full Kevin McCallister on everyone's ass
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My dream vacation is to go to New York and go full Kevin McCallister on everyone's ass
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I got to pet a stray cat in my backyard today. I call that a win.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I got to pet a stray cat in my backyard today. I call that a win.
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Fraggle rocke, Fraggle papir, Fraggle scissores
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Fraggle rocke, Fraggle papir, Fraggle scissores
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I hope I can someday be that book for somebody.
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I hope I can someday be that book for somebody.
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something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
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This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
Mini golf in Florida is on another level.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Mini golf in Florida is on another level.
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The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
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If I get murdered don’t you dare find it cozy
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If I get murdered don’t you dare find it cozy
Gentlemen, gentlemen, these aggressive colognes, it must stop
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gentlemen, gentlemen, these aggressive colognes, it must stop
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Look who got a blowout
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Look who got a blowout
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Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
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Another Jack milestone has happened.
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Another Jack milestone has happened.
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
For my novel, I still have 115 hand-written pages from my journals to type. That's something like 15,000 words. I already have 42,000 typed.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
For my novel, I still have 115 hand-written pages from my journals to type. That's something like 15,000 words. I already have 42,000 typed.
