Chris Keilman | Author
@ckanomalies.bsky.social
👻Writing spooky mysteries from a treehouse.
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🍩Let's delve into the strange, heavily frosted mysteries of the universe.
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🔍McSweeney's. Points in Case. Slackjaw.
🍩Let's delve into the strange, heavily frosted mysteries of the universe.
Read here 👇
https://linktr.ee/chriskeilman
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I got to pet a stray cat in my backyard today. I call that a win.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I got to pet a stray cat in my backyard today. I call that a win.
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Fraggle rocke, Fraggle papir, Fraggle scissores
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Fraggle rocke, Fraggle papir, Fraggle scissores
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I hope I can someday be that book for somebody.
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I hope I can someday be that book for somebody.
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something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
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This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
Mini golf in Florida is on another level.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Mini golf in Florida is on another level.
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The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
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If I get murdered don’t you dare find it cozy
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If I get murdered don’t you dare find it cozy
Gentlemen, gentlemen, these aggressive colognes, it must stop
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gentlemen, gentlemen, these aggressive colognes, it must stop
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Look who got a blowout
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Look who got a blowout
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Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
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Another Jack milestone has happened.
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Another Jack milestone has happened.
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
Last week, for the first time, he sat on the dog bed in our bedroom for a few minutes (1). Then on Saturday night, as we were going to sleep, he laid down on it for the first time, again for a few minutes, before he went back to his bed (2).
For my novel, I still have 115 hand-written pages from my journals to type. That's something like 15,000 words. I already have 42,000 typed.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
For my novel, I still have 115 hand-written pages from my journals to type. That's something like 15,000 words. I already have 42,000 typed.
Was going to send my 2025 playlist to the work group chat but worried it'll lead to a wellness check.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Was going to send my 2025 playlist to the work group chat but worried it'll lead to a wellness check.
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You call that a Whoosh?
That's not a Whoosh. THIS is a whoosh.
(And if you didn't see yesterday's post, this will make very little sense!)
--
#Twizel, #NewZealand
--
"Look with your eyes. See with your Soul."
#Aurora #Night #EastCoastKin #nightsky #astrophotography #Landscape #BrucketList #Epic
That's not a Whoosh. THIS is a whoosh.
(And if you didn't see yesterday's post, this will make very little sense!)
--
#Twizel, #NewZealand
--
"Look with your eyes. See with your Soul."
#Aurora #Night #EastCoastKin #nightsky #astrophotography #Landscape #BrucketList #Epic
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You call that a Whoosh?
That's not a Whoosh. THIS is a whoosh.
(And if you didn't see yesterday's post, this will make very little sense!)
--
#Twizel, #NewZealand
--
"Look with your eyes. See with your Soul."
#Aurora #Night #EastCoastKin #nightsky #astrophotography #Landscape #BrucketList #Epic
That's not a Whoosh. THIS is a whoosh.
(And if you didn't see yesterday's post, this will make very little sense!)
--
#Twizel, #NewZealand
--
"Look with your eyes. See with your Soul."
#Aurora #Night #EastCoastKin #nightsky #astrophotography #Landscape #BrucketList #Epic
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December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Everything is getting stupider
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Everything is getting stupider
Which one do you prefer?
And what would make it better?
And what would make it better?
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Which one do you prefer?
And what would make it better?
And what would make it better?
You know your chapter is going to kick ass when it starts with "WHEN THE TOAST"
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You know your chapter is going to kick ass when it starts with "WHEN THE TOAST"