Claire turbo chook
@clairekoolkat.bsky.social
Currently running naked down your street. Also, I don't live in Brunswick. Writer, bookseller and bozo.
Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country
Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country
Lena Dunham has a pet pig, it is strange and odd but also not surprising?
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Lena Dunham has a pet pig, it is strange and odd but also not surprising?
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
There is no bigger battle in life than when your tummy hurts
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There is no bigger battle in life than when your tummy hurts
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Humanity has failed to limit global heating to 1.5C and must change course immediately, the secretary general of the UN has warned. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Humanity has failed to limit global heating to 1.5C and must change course immediately, the secretary general of the UN has warned. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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NSW Labor ignores own drugs summit advice by keeping sniffer dogs and strip-searches at festivals
NSW Labor ignores own drugs summit advice by keeping sniffer dogs and strip-searches at festivals
Police minister Yasmin Catley says high-visibility tactics remain important ‘investigative tools’ – even at music festivals trialling pill testing
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The New South Wales government has “squibbed” the opportunity for major drug reform, advocates say, after Labor announced it would ignore some recommendations of a landmark report it commissioned.
The government on Tuesday said it would continue using sniffer dogs and strip-searches at music festivals despite evidence that such high-visibility tactics “increases rather than decreases” the risks associated with drugs. Continue reading...
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October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
NSW Labor ignores own drugs summit advice by keeping sniffer dogs and strip-searches at festivals
Showed my boyfriend The Sopranos last night because he'd never seen it before. A really good and kind gesture of me, I think. Because now he is able to run free with all the other boyfriends, galloping the plains, free ranging, all talking like New Jersey mobsters.
So beautiful when that happens 🥰
So beautiful when that happens 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Showed my boyfriend The Sopranos last night because he'd never seen it before. A really good and kind gesture of me, I think. Because now he is able to run free with all the other boyfriends, galloping the plains, free ranging, all talking like New Jersey mobsters.
So beautiful when that happens 🥰
So beautiful when that happens 🥰
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Trump, speaking in the Israeli parliament, boasts about the weapons the U.S. has provided and says "you obviously used them very well."
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Trump, speaking in the Israeli parliament, boasts about the weapons the U.S. has provided and says "you obviously used them very well."
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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what legal recourse do artists and museums have against international militaries stealing and using our work to commit warcrimes, since apparently that's a conversation we need to have now.
Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
what legal recourse do artists and museums have against international militaries stealing and using our work to commit warcrimes, since apparently that's a conversation we need to have now.
Bari Weiss sounds like the name of an awful exercise-dance cult
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bari Weiss sounds like the name of an awful exercise-dance cult
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"34 people found this helpful"
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"34 people found this helpful"
A guy at work said one of my colleagues was dressed like 'antifa' because he was wearing a black denim jacket, black jeans and a black tshirt. I pointed out that dressing like you look like you're anti fascist is a good thing, actually.
He didn't say anything back
He didn't say anything back
October 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A guy at work said one of my colleagues was dressed like 'antifa' because he was wearing a black denim jacket, black jeans and a black tshirt. I pointed out that dressing like you look like you're anti fascist is a good thing, actually.
He didn't say anything back
He didn't say anything back
Hard Rated Orange is psycho. Very good. Tastes JUST like sunkist
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hard Rated Orange is psycho. Very good. Tastes JUST like sunkist
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Second deadliest attack on journalists in history, and I haven’t seen it reported by any of Australia’s biggest media outlets
Absolutely wild. Israel targeted and massacred 31 journalists and media staff in Yemen. The second-deadliest attack on journalists ever recorded. The Israeli regime is built on war crimes.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Second deadliest attack on journalists in history, and I haven’t seen it reported by any of Australia’s biggest media outlets
My vline train from Southern Cross was delayed by 15 mins. The driver made an announcement that it was because of a trespasser on the tracks. After hearing the announcement a boomer lady said the delay was because of Dan Andrews
September 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My vline train from Southern Cross was delayed by 15 mins. The driver made an announcement that it was because of a trespasser on the tracks. After hearing the announcement a boomer lady said the delay was because of Dan Andrews
Wearing a boob tube and bent down to redo my laces on the tram (standing room only) and BOTH tits fell out
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wearing a boob tube and bent down to redo my laces on the tram (standing room only) and BOTH tits fell out
Google news knows I'm looking forward to reading Patricia Lockwood's new book and it keeps tantalising me with news notification peeks and I'm like SHUT UP GOOGLE NEWS. IT'S NOT AVAILABLE HERE YET!
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Google news knows I'm looking forward to reading Patricia Lockwood's new book and it keeps tantalising me with news notification peeks and I'm like SHUT UP GOOGLE NEWS. IT'S NOT AVAILABLE HERE YET!
Thinking about how on Thursday in the office, I said I still do wordle. Someone asked if I've ever gotten it in one. I said no because my opening word is PENIS. The office went immediately silent after
September 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Thinking about how on Thursday in the office, I said I still do wordle. Someone asked if I've ever gotten it in one. I said no because my opening word is PENIS. The office went immediately silent after
Perfect top to wear yesterday for no reason at all
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Perfect top to wear yesterday for no reason at all
Someone needs to instil in the youth of today the importance of learning PowerPoint as preparation for your career (in advertising 🤡🤡)
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Someone needs to instil in the youth of today the importance of learning PowerPoint as preparation for your career (in advertising 🤡🤡)
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Serving time for serving mushrooms
September 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Serving time for serving mushrooms
There's never been a song that more accurately describes PMS youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY?...
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Official Music Video)
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August 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There's never been a song that more accurately describes PMS youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY?...
Left my book at the office and now I am at the cafe on my lunch break with nothing to read
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Left my book at the office and now I am at the cafe on my lunch break with nothing to read
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Finally, these majestic views will be available once more
August 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Finally, these majestic views will be available once more