Claire Lower
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Claire Lower
@clairelower.bsky.social
digital editor at milk street
formerly: sr food editor at lifehacker
there are too many big mac salad recipes and no one knows how to make a roux
December 22, 2023 at 7:57 AM
when my grandmother saw lee harvey oswald get shot on live tv she said “he shot him!” and my dad does a great impression of it
December 21, 2023 at 6:31 AM
i can’t think of a movie i want to see less than Anyone But You but i think it’s good for the economy
December 21, 2023 at 5:57 AM
i just found a maldon salt flake in my cleavage
December 20, 2023 at 5:46 AM
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Just finished this week's stretch of bargaining. We weren't expecting to have to fight tooth and nail for basic things like not being replaced by AI and remaining protected from online harassment. Please share and tag GO Media to show your support!
December 14, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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Carl Sagan said, "if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe," but if Neil deGrasse Tyson said that we'd tell him to shut the fuck up
December 14, 2023 at 8:52 PM
something unwholesome about seeing timothee chalomet’s face while hearing “nights in white satin” but that’s exactly the kind of perversion i’ve come to expect from fragrance commercials
December 14, 2023 at 5:41 AM
kevin mcdonald is to KITH as michael palin is to monty python
December 10, 2023 at 9:05 PM
california has got to stop putting cancer warnings on everything it’s bumming me out
December 10, 2023 at 4:22 AM
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a note to Washington Post readers: On Dec. 7, we ask you to respect our walkout by not crossing the picket line: For 24 hours, please do not engage with any Post content. That includes our print + online news stories, podcasts, videos, games and recipes.
A letter to our readers
docs.google.com
December 5, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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December 3, 2023 at 4:49 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 4:14 AM
enough
December 2, 2023 at 5:26 AM
i needed to hear this
A lesson hard learned that might be valuable to others is that you should never attend an event with the idea that you can "freshen up" once you get there. Bathroom access doesn't work like that. You will not freshen up when you get there you will remain a little goblin all evening. Hope this helps
December 1, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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I was spared, but we lost a lot of good people today and if you wanted to donate to help cushion the blow for them that’d be amazing gofund.me/f47e1c18
November 30, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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If you have the chance to tell your friend that Henry Kissinger has died just before that friend tells you that he’s on mushrooms, I can say from experience that you should take it.
November 30, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
it’s moment like this, when i have created something beautiful, that i miss twitter the most
November 29, 2023 at 2:38 AM
i’m rewatching the sopranos and there’s a scene where junior is eating chocolate-covered almonds except he’s just eating the chocolate and spitting out the almonds on a plate and it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. AI is not capable of this masterful gag.
November 24, 2023 at 7:41 PM
i miss her 💔🦃
November 24, 2023 at 3:55 AM
traditional thanksgiving canadian
November 23, 2023 at 8:11 PM