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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 11h

I saw two people recognize each other on the Brown Line and I almost cried

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 18h

Today I bought these four items, all of which were on sale with my loyalty card. I paid $40

White rice, mustard, ketchup, and Dunkin coffee

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 18h

On my 9th birthday I made all my friends watch THE FIRST WIVES CLUB with me. Perfect cinema

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 20h

I'm right near the DePaul campus

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

:)

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

The blood spatter on my Chucky mug is peeling off :(

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

This is the ur-example of a cereal box that Did Not Have To Go That Hard

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible!! Usually the gangway path wouldn't branch off the main walkway so early. But I don't know, front yards are weird

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

You never see a gangway connector path like this. Must have been a consistent issue

Every Lot Chicago @everylotchicago.bsky.social · 2d

1504 North Leclaire Avenue

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

I actually don't remember that, but I *do* remember watching MASTER OF NONE for a while before growing disillusioned with the decision to cast oneself in a show whose premise is "what if there were a relentlessly charming and universally loved protagonist"

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

Me when comedians say into a microphone that they performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in order to bring laughter and joy to the everyday people of Riyadh

Screenshot of Bart Simpson looking skeptical and saying "That's the best you can do?"

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

This man thinks you are stupid

The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 2d

The Riyadh Comedy Festival has become the most divisive of Saudi Arabia's many forays into the entertainment sphere

Aziz Ansari defends performing in Riyadh as the comedy world debate rages on

www.avclub.com

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 2d

The local running shoe store just emailed me their holiday gift guide. I bet the hot gift this year is running shoes

Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry but if the ice cream truck drives by playing its music the second week of October, I'm going to assume it's being piloted by a clown who wants me dead

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 5d

I liked it :)

Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 18d

Right around now in the press cycle is when I start growing concerned that I won't like the Cool Person's Auteur Film That All The Cool People Like

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 5d

"true! and yet," the cretic of our age

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 5d

there are few things that seem more in need of a good, hard re-think than this inevitability myth. this erasure of the element of choice that's always present in the use of any technology. not buying in can make life harder, can force a more intentional daily grind: true! and yet.

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 6d

I like ordering tuna from a company whose shipping box advertises its tuna because it is highly unlikely that such a package will be stolen

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 6d

Anyone who is on Hershey's side in this lawsuit is a cop

Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 19d

Hershey defeated a lawsuit claiming it misled consumers who were disappointed the Halloween-themed Reese's peanut butter candies they bought lacked the decorative details shown on the labels.

Hershey beats lawsuit claiming Reese's Halloween candies aren't spooky

Hershey defeated a lawsuit claiming it misled consumers who were disappointed the Halloween-themed Reese's peanut butter candies they bought lacked the decorative details shown on the labels.

reut.rs

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 6d

I can't determine whether this is the year that Benicio Del Toro finally convinced Hollywood that he's very funny or if Hollywood finally convinced Benicio Del Toro that he's very funny, but either way, we're feasting

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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 8d

Ever since reading this @albertburneko.bsky.social paragraph a while back, I find myself thinking about it, encountering unwelcome exemplars of it, far more often than I wish.

Text of a screenshot from a piece at Defector by Albert Burneko, titled "Toward A Theory Of Kevin Roose": "My suspicion, my awful awful newfound theory, is that there are people with a sincere and even kind of innocent belief that we are all just picking winners, in everything: that ideology, advocacy, analysis, criticism, affinity, even taste and style and association are essentially predictions. That what a person tries to do, the essential task of a person, is to identify who and what is going to come out on top, and align with it. The rest—what you say, what you do—is just enacting your pick and working in service to it."

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 8d

Really sucks that the people who seize the most wealth, power, and privilege are also the people least equipped to see themselves as fortunate or to consider any amount enough, and will thus continue to embody a sense of grievance against the people "holding them back" until they die

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 8d

After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are:

Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers on our new series: Encircled. Subscribe at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ to get the paper delivered to your door.

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 8d

I'm on the Metra in Ravenswood

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Em, spookily 👻 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 9d

Hanging out with my friends screaming about how much we love our friends

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