clam boat to the underworld
@clambot.bsky.social
Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
Pinned
better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
they're extra pissed because "having soldiers obey illegal orders" is the backup plan for holding on to power
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
they're extra pissed because "having soldiers obey illegal orders" is the backup plan for holding on to power
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
i live in a neatly-appointed mid-century modern van behind the 7-11
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i live in a neatly-appointed mid-century modern van behind the 7-11
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i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
i assume a lot of trump
voters are gonna be like "why are we declaring war on, but also giving 20 billion dollars to, Argenzuela"
voters are gonna be like "why are we declaring war on, but also giving 20 billion dollars to, Argenzuela"
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i assume a lot of trump
voters are gonna be like "why are we declaring war on, but also giving 20 billion dollars to, Argenzuela"
voters are gonna be like "why are we declaring war on, but also giving 20 billion dollars to, Argenzuela"
(compliment)
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
(compliment)
it's somehow like the car equivalent of a mid-century modern in Laurel Canyon
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it's somehow like the car equivalent of a mid-century modern in Laurel Canyon
also you can cut them in half and store them in the freezer
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
also you can cut them in half and store them in the freezer
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the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
its-a hard
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
its-a hard
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
it took me years to notice this was a cover of that song
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
it took me years to notice this was a cover of that song
i just dusted like two years ago
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i just dusted like two years ago
six slices in the pile implies a third toaster out of view
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
six slices in the pile implies a third toaster out of view
i just had some! it's good!
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i just had some! it's good!
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
BRAINS for dinner, brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts? Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts? Oi! Oi! Oi!
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
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tired of being gassed up i just need some
Frank Dames
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
tired of being gassed up i just need some
jabba the fluff
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
jabba the fluff
think i might be 100% serious here
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
think i might be 100% serious here
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
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a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
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the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it