Claire (derogatory)
@clarissakickass.bsky.social
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She/her. 🏳️‍⚧️ Older than you 18+ only, very frequently NSFW, minors DNI
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The second thing I thought was “I hope it’s nothing that will splatter”
The first thing I thought was less about cooking safety 🤭
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Me whispering in her ear: there are horny sluts in your area
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Who are you kidding, you like being a pervert all times of day 😛
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You don’t know her, she goes to a different school.
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Breaking: Noem has announced that they’ve arrested Nobel’s girlfriend and they’ll be getting to the bottom of this soon.
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The best part about exercise is that every amount helps!
(Ten minutes is more than I can do on a bike right now btw lol)
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Every time I think about her it hurts a little more to know I’m just being silly lol
Ah, yearning.
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Sounds like a spooky ritual
Let The Roundening begin…
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Was seriously heading into the comments to post this myself lololol
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My favorite time of the week — when I have more to read ❤️
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hey speaking of writing, anybody want to read chapter 13 for me? quiet.ink/fiction/a-change-of-plans-11/

I've also added a kind of intro page with some content tags / warning and a little teaser, if you don't know what i'm talking about, this is a good place to start: quiet.ink/fiction/
A Change of Plans: Chapter 13
Lucca flew north along the highway, just high enough to be safe but low enough that the cars were easy to make out. They didn’t spot very many; the roads out there that early in the morning were the n...
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One of the best parts about playing Portal for me was that you don’t get to pick your character’s gender. You’re Chell. That’s it. I could just hop around being a girl and no one could give me shit.
Playing Mario Kart as Peach EVERY TIME gave me so many opportunities for getting bullied as a teen…😄
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I haven’t purchased any Halloween candy so far.
Please clap for my restraint in this difficult time.
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Former ICE agent in 2045 taking a long drag on a cigarette and staring into space: You just don’t get it, man. You weren’t there. They were dressed like FROGS, man
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Haha the place I was about to orde a vial from went down until the 20th haha that’s gonna set me back a little since I had finally convinced myself to order haha certainly I’ll figure something else out HAHA 😶
It’s just difficult for me to decide what the best option is and I get decision anxiety
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I’d never heard of them and now that I’ve paged through their site…yeah I’m gonna go broke too lol
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"the tylenol and antifa were in the placenta making autism and i saw the autism and the autism looked at me"
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RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
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Nope, sorry, it’s official now. I just saw it.
Trump holding an executive order that reads “autism is stored in the balls”
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Lana Del Rey lyrics update success
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It’s been fucked up for a little while…I was having that issue plus it wasn’t loading anything new for a bit
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If you don’t kinkknow, always kinkask 👍