Claire (derogatory)
@clarissakickass.bsky.social
She/her. 🏳️⚧️ Older than you
Sometimes I’m amusing
You can fascinate me by giving me chicken
18+ only, very frequently NSFW, minors DNI
Nobody needs my sadposting bullshit today but I’m really having trouble turning it off. I’ll try to contain it and see if I’m doing any better in a little while.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Nobody needs my sadposting bullshit today but I’m really having trouble turning it off. I’ll try to contain it and see if I’m doing any better in a little while.
I’ve been spending a lot of time trying to decide the best way to deal with intrusive thoughts that tell me to disappear and stop bothering everyone. Even when I KNOW it’s not real I can’t shake it. But I keep telling myself being aware of it is some kind of victory. At least I know it’s imaginary?
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’ve been spending a lot of time trying to decide the best way to deal with intrusive thoughts that tell me to disappear and stop bothering everyone. Even when I KNOW it’s not real I can’t shake it. But I keep telling myself being aware of it is some kind of victory. At least I know it’s imaginary?
Seeing this made me burst into tears earlier but not the really sad kind. The kind that made me feel like maybe, maybe all the weird stuff going on in my head isn’t just me being wrong or defective. Maybe there is something I can do about it. I’m not as alone as I thought I was. That helps.
Informing and your friends and loved ones that you may get attacks of RSD and what you need during these attacks can help greatly.
Being able to say "hey, I am having an RSD attack" and get their support and reassurance can lessen the attack and allow you to move forward.
Being able to say "hey, I am having an RSD attack" and get their support and reassurance can lessen the attack and allow you to move forward.
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Seeing this made me burst into tears earlier but not the really sad kind. The kind that made me feel like maybe, maybe all the weird stuff going on in my head isn’t just me being wrong or defective. Maybe there is something I can do about it. I’m not as alone as I thought I was. That helps.
All I want for Xmas is the confidence to flirt more directly with girls that I think are pretty and also maybe some Legos. Oh can I have some boobs too
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All I want for Xmas is the confidence to flirt more directly with girls that I think are pretty and also maybe some Legos. Oh can I have some boobs too
I’m just saying, if this isn’t the name of a sex position, I know exactly which one it should apply to and I know that you already know, too
“Spatchcock” sounds sexier than it has any right to
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m just saying, if this isn’t the name of a sex position, I know exactly which one it should apply to and I know that you already know, too
Oh I nearly forgot.
Something about how I love stuffing, and then I ask “who wants to be my turkey?”
All the parts are there, just not in a totally functional form. The important thing is that I made an attempt at a poor joke like I said I would.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Something about how I love stuffing, and then I ask “who wants to be my turkey?”
All the parts are there, just not in a totally functional form. The important thing is that I made an attempt at a poor joke like I said I would.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh I nearly forgot.
Something about how I love stuffing, and then I ask “who wants to be my turkey?”
All the parts are there, just not in a totally functional form. The important thing is that I made an attempt at a poor joke like I said I would.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Something about how I love stuffing, and then I ask “who wants to be my turkey?”
All the parts are there, just not in a totally functional form. The important thing is that I made an attempt at a poor joke like I said I would.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
The two hour nap occurred.
I have yet to discover if it was a terrible idea but there’s a pink Monster standing by just in case.
I have yet to discover if it was a terrible idea but there’s a pink Monster standing by just in case.
The eternal struggle: do I attempt to take a short nap before work or do I try to power through until morning? I feel like I can’t possible survive that long but I know a two hour nap will deposit me in a liminal space between life and death where time starts to lose meaning.
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The two hour nap occurred.
I have yet to discover if it was a terrible idea but there’s a pink Monster standing by just in case.
I have yet to discover if it was a terrible idea but there’s a pink Monster standing by just in case.
The eternal struggle: do I attempt to take a short nap before work or do I try to power through until morning? I feel like I can’t possible survive that long but I know a two hour nap will deposit me in a liminal space between life and death where time starts to lose meaning.
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The eternal struggle: do I attempt to take a short nap before work or do I try to power through until morning? I feel like I can’t possible survive that long but I know a two hour nap will deposit me in a liminal space between life and death where time starts to lose meaning.
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck it. Sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
Next year you’re all coming to my house; it’s time we all start celebrating stuff with the found family we choose to have if we don’t like the ones we were provided.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Next year you’re all coming to my house; it’s time we all start celebrating stuff with the found family we choose to have if we don’t like the ones we were provided.
Reposted by Claire (derogatory)
A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD).
This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.
RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.
RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD).
This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.
RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.
RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
“Spatchcock” sounds sexier than it has any right to
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Spatchcock” sounds sexier than it has any right to
I am excited to finally announce:
I’m going to sleep
I’m going to sleep
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am excited to finally announce:
I’m going to sleep
I’m going to sleep
Reposted by Claire (derogatory)
Me going back to my own posts 12 hours later
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me going back to my own posts 12 hours later
My 10 years ago picture is the present day, I’ll catch up with you guys in a decade 👍🫡
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My 10 years ago picture is the present day, I’ll catch up with you guys in a decade 👍🫡
Oh I did this position once, it was pretty wild
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh I did this position once, it was pretty wild
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WA
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WA
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WA
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WA
I totally DO. Figure out chicken that’s completely free of having to kill animals and I’ll be first in line with a plate.
“I don't want to eat a f**king piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer,” the executive allegedly said.
Leaked Audio Allegedly Nabs Campbell's Soup VP Trashing Food: 'S**t' For F**king Poor People'
“I don't want to eat a f**king piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer,” the executive allegedly said.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I totally DO. Figure out chicken that’s completely free of having to kill animals and I’ll be first in line with a plate.
me and you
I mean me and who
I mean
come over
I mean me and who
I mean
come over
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
me and you
I mean me and who
I mean
come over
I mean me and who
I mean
come over
Not fair this is the name I order Taco Bell with when the cute doll is working
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Not fair this is the name I order Taco Bell with when the cute doll is working
ishouldcallher.exe
A Jungle Of Pussy Hair Bush Is Bursting From Out Of Her Panties! When I Jumped Back In Surprise, This Perverted Bitch Deliberately Shoved Her Bush Into My Face!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
ishouldcallher.exe
Reposted by Claire (derogatory)
If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
Reposted by Claire (derogatory)
rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
Oh I can probably come up with a pie joke too but honestly it probably wont come to me as easily
This week is (American) Thanksgiving so you know what that means: I’m trying to come up a bad joke involving stuffing that’s vaguely sexual in nature, just like I do every year.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Oh I can probably come up with a pie joke too but honestly it probably wont come to me as easily