Clarisse Bonnet
clarissebonnet.bsky.social
Clarisse Bonnet
@clarissebonnet.bsky.social
Always amazing—we caught a Grim Crim!
Kamala Harris just arrived back in Los Angeles. She plans to distribute food to wildfire victims and meet with first responders.

Governor Harris has a nice ring to it. Welcome home.
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The reflection of the clouds on the water is truly beautiful!
Willets at sunset. Low tide. 🪶
January 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
After my hysterectomy, which the insurance paid for, I was still being charged for maternity coverage for years. When I brought it up, they said I should have canceled it. So, I did one better: I canceled the entire policy.
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I might be guilty of this. Good observation!
People falling for fake/“jokey” screenshots which purport to report or quote something

Which is why if you’re gonna post a screenshot always:

- provide link to the source ✅
- provide alt txt ✅

Probably a good idea to not share/amplify posts with screenshots that do not have these two things!
January 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Things seem suspicious, so I've decided to avoid TikTok and especially Meta apps to see how life feels without them.
January 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Only fanfic writers can deliver a story by both UPS and FedEx simultaneously.
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If your party bans TikTok, the major headline will be that Biden's legacy involves banning the platform.
Let’s hope that Tik Tok is disabled tonight at midnight and all day tomorrow and Monday.

Which means the biggest story on Monday will be…

And the reaction from the newly installed President will be …
January 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He would only get involved if it benefited him financially.
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Love seeing #booksky trending and booming!
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM