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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail

@clayburn.bsky.social

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Alex/Clay, 34, He/him, Bi/grey-ace Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ 💞 @rudemydude.bsky.social 💞

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · Feb 22

I promise for every remotely political thought I put out there, I will have at least 3 thoughts about movies or furry bullshit or just bizarre things in my brain. We all know what the news is, we know it’s terrible, I don’t want to make your timeline’s vibes any worse.

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🦝Big 💜Gay 🐻 🔜🇬🇧 @biggay.bsky.social · 1d

ITS TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS

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AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS 🍑

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hadd_ @hadd.bsky.social · Jun 27

wrong, go my skeletons

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The Dammitch @thedammitch.bsky.social · 18h

Hey there, corgi, what are you cooking up? A witche's brew?

#art #noai #corgi #wizard #Halloween #furry #furryart

A mildly anthropomorphic Welsh corgi wizard stands beside a bubbling cauldron filled with glowing green liiquid, bubbles slowing rising from it. The corgi appears to be laughing maniacally as they wave a magic wand made from a bone, and are wearing a classic blue wizard hat bearing moons and stars, and a blue cape tied around their neck. Happy Halloween!

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 9h

Quite foolish of you to assume you could do it without the fez on

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 9h

Haters will say I’m gonna do it without the fez on

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 18h

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 15h

okay yeah Tired Sounds is good but this is utterly majestic. everyone must tap in

Stars of the Lid and Their Refinement of the Decline

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phylan @phylan.website · 19h

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 19h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 2d

would like to be in a pocket today

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Horrorbuns 🔜 BLFC @horrorbuns.art · 2d

I wanted to give the Hades art style a shot, here's the result for Ingvi!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

porn? uh yeah i watch porn, totally. i know all the guys. all their catch phrases. i love, um, dick yank. his entrance theme is beethoven's symphony no. 5

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Banshee Neat @bansheeneet.bsky.social · 2d

Would be fucked up if you looked at your baby and it said 1/50 over their head, implying a pikmin is intending to abscond with them

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 3d

I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis

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Mr. Debu @drlazerrage.bsky.social · Jul 16

Mad dog drawings

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Reagent @reagent.bsky.social · 2d

Mordenkainens Fabulous Fursona

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 2d

Just now finding out about Andrew WK’s fursona

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cole1312💖💜💙 @cole1114.bsky.social · 6d

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3d

just put two and two together that the annoying falsetto song I keep hearing is Mystical Magical by Benson Boone.

just cause you can hit those notes doesn’t mean you should! he’s like if Mika was heterosexual

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 5d

would you still love me if i was a uhhhhhhhh an uhhhhh a

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 4d

That would fuck so hard

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 4d

why is there something kinda homoerotic with what's going on with the blades

Mace @macelikespace.bsky.social · 4d

Watching Freddy Vs Jason and this movie rules, not even being ironic

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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 4d

I wish Youtube's music algorithm would stop randomly shoving New Radicals - You Get What You Give on all of my playlists because I can't just be randomly hit with the most beautiful emotionally optimistic pop song of all time, I need to prepare for that shit. 😭

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 4d

just saw a license plate with the Chicago Cubs logo on it that just said KNOTS

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d

Men would rather be on one than go to therapy

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 18d

The ride never ends

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