Steven Clontz
@clontz.org
Mathematician, professor, puzzler
Pronouns he/him
Website clontz.org
Puzzle PBaiReGOVANeLpNFrFGBfVkyRgGREf
https://orcid.org/0000-0002-4938-4274
Pronouns he/him
Website clontz.org
Puzzle PBaiReGOVANeLpNFrFGBfVkyRgGREf
https://orcid.org/0000-0002-4938-4274
Pinned
Steven Clontz
@clontz.org
· Jan 31
I'm not sure how you believe in the above verses, as I do, and don't believe that all humans are, as those created in the image of God, worth ultimate love and protection, regardless of gender, race, or origin.
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#MathSky! I know you’ve always wanted to know more about GitHub. Join us Monday at 3pm Eastern for an easy-peasy intro to how to use it. I promise you you don’t need to already be “good at computers!”
On Monday December 1, @clontz.org is going to share some of his favorite math projects on @github.com that you can take advantage of, and even contribute back to, using just your web browser! Join us for our final 2025 Convening at 3pm Eastern!
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
#MathSky! I know you’ve always wanted to know more about GitHub. Join us Monday at 3pm Eastern for an easy-peasy intro to how to use it. I promise you you don’t need to already be “good at computers!”
Reposted by Steven Clontz
Today has been a great day for having friends. I appreciate all of you who have supported me in my work and life. As someone who generally tries to not burden others, let me suggest that maybe it's okay to reach out from time to time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Today has been a great day for having friends. I appreciate all of you who have supported me in my work and life. As someone who generally tries to not burden others, let me suggest that maybe it's okay to reach out from time to time.
Real ones celebrate 01/12 instead. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Real ones celebrate 01/12 instead. 😂
7yo: "I'm tired of walking"
Same 7yo, literally two seconds later, "can I do a cartwheel?"
Same 7yo, literally two seconds later, "can I do a cartwheel?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
7yo: "I'm tired of walking"
Same 7yo, literally two seconds later, "can I do a cartwheel?"
Same 7yo, literally two seconds later, "can I do a cartwheel?"
Reposted by Steven Clontz
Investment in basic research like the Dino Institute is what has made our country the world leader in science, but this administration's dismantling of our academic infrastructure threatens to take that all away.
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Investment in basic research like the Dino Institute is what has made our country the world leader in science, but this administration's dismantling of our academic infrastructure threatens to take that all away.
Reposted by Steven Clontz
Join the MAA Outreach Grants Leadership Team and advance math outreach across the country. Members receive astipend and covered travel to MAA MathFest.
Apply now: https://maa.org/resource/outreach-grant-leadership/
Apply now: https://maa.org/resource/outreach-grant-leadership/
Outreach Grant Leadership – Mathematical Association of America
maa.org
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Join the MAA Outreach Grants Leadership Team and advance math outreach across the country. Members receive astipend and covered travel to MAA MathFest.
Apply now: https://maa.org/resource/outreach-grant-leadership/
Apply now: https://maa.org/resource/outreach-grant-leadership/
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I hope my coauthor shares my optimism.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I hope my coauthor shares my optimism.
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man i HATE it when i respawn as a baby in the hospital at the very start of my life, and then some jabroni makes me die on the very first goomba
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
man i HATE it when i respawn as a baby in the hospital at the very start of my life, and then some jabroni makes me die on the very first goomba
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Reposted by Steven Clontz
On Monday December 1, @clontz.org is going to share some of his favorite math projects on @github.com that you can take advantage of, and even contribute back to, using just your web browser! Join us for our final 2025 Convening at 3pm Eastern!
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
On Monday December 1, @clontz.org is going to share some of his favorite math projects on @github.com that you can take advantage of, and even contribute back to, using just your web browser! Join us for our final 2025 Convening at 3pm Eastern!
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
scholarlattice.org/events/88a97...
Aggggh I forgot the #MathSky
Do you have a math student who's graduating or recently graduated and has no plans for the spring? My department has some vacancies in our masters program we would love to fill! DMs and [email protected] are open to learn more!
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Aggggh I forgot the #MathSky
I'm sorry Ms Pearson rep for the mean things I said about Pearson even after I took your free 🍩. I was hungry and overly honest. 😭
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm sorry Ms Pearson rep for the mean things I said about Pearson even after I took your free 🍩. I was hungry and overly honest. 😭
Do you have a math student who's graduating or recently graduated and has no plans for the spring? My department has some vacancies in our masters program we would love to fill! DMs and [email protected] are open to learn more!
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do you have a math student who's graduating or recently graduated and has no plans for the spring? My department has some vacancies in our masters program we would love to fill! DMs and [email protected] are open to learn more!
OMG
Your computer algebra system insists on rendering \sin (x) ^2 instead of \sin ^2 (x)?
Problematic sage gap
Problematic sage gap
Hamlet falls through the floor after reciting his soliloquy?
Problematic stage gap.
Problematic stage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
OMG
Today has been a great day for having friends. I appreciate all of you who have supported me in my work and life. As someone who generally tries to not burden others, let me suggest that maybe it's okay to reach out from time to time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Today has been a great day for having friends. I appreciate all of you who have supported me in my work and life. As someone who generally tries to not burden others, let me suggest that maybe it's okay to reach out from time to time.
Reposted by Steven Clontz
If anyone has thoughts about how to make partially handwritten slides accessible, but for faculty who don't use PreTeXt (or LaTeX) and don't code, I'd love to hear them! This is a major pain point for so many instructors… #MathSky
Guest poster @mitchkeller.phd shares with us how to make partially handwritten slides accessible! 👀
mathtech.org/2025/10/27/a...
mathtech.org/2025/10/27/a...
Making Partially-Handwritten Slides Accessible
The Problem As instructors work to make digital course materials accessible to individuals who use screen reader technology, a common question is how to approach slides. One common instructional stra...
mathtech.org
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If anyone has thoughts about how to make partially handwritten slides accessible, but for faculty who don't use PreTeXt (or LaTeX) and don't code, I'd love to hear them! This is a major pain point for so many instructors… #MathSky
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Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
TFW the literal author of Vampirina chimes in on your thread memeing about the new show to confirm your understanding of the title's etymology. 😂🤩
Anne, my kid loves your books and the shows based on them! (She does not love my headcanon forcing a continuity between the cartoon and new sitcom!)
Anne, my kid loves your books and the shows based on them! (She does not love my headcanon forcing a continuity between the cartoon and new sitcom!)
I can state authoritatively that it is a portmanteau of vampire and ballerina.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
TFW the literal author of Vampirina chimes in on your thread memeing about the new show to confirm your understanding of the title's etymology. 😂🤩
Anne, my kid loves your books and the shows based on them! (She does not love my headcanon forcing a continuity between the cartoon and new sitcom!)
Anne, my kid loves your books and the shows based on them! (She does not love my headcanon forcing a continuity between the cartoon and new sitcom!)
Thinking about building an alternative to Scratchee.Clontz.org that supports collecting responses, authoring problems, and saving it all to a server. Would offer one quiz per month for free, but would anyone pay for an unlimited plan? I like the ZipGrade model where it's about $10/year/instructor.
Scratchee.Clontz.org
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thinking about building an alternative to Scratchee.Clontz.org that supports collecting responses, authoring problems, and saving it all to a server. Would offer one quiz per month for free, but would anyone pay for an unlimited plan? I like the ZipGrade model where it's about $10/year/instructor.
Reposted by Steven Clontz
Five year old son: Why was six afraid of seven?
Me, patiently, having heard the joke many, many times before: I don't know, why?
Five year old: 6-7!
Me, patiently, having heard the joke many, many times before: I don't know, why?
Five year old: 6-7!
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Five year old son: Why was six afraid of seven?
Me, patiently, having heard the joke many, many times before: I don't know, why?
Five year old: 6-7!
Me, patiently, having heard the joke many, many times before: I don't know, why?
Five year old: 6-7!
Reposted by Steven Clontz
the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers
If, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, I was to be writing a parody of the "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego", themed to famous places in mathematics history, what should I not be overlooking? Especially interested in non-Eurocentric examples. #MathSky
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, I was to be writing a parody of the "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego", themed to famous places in mathematics history, what should I not be overlooking? Especially interested in non-Eurocentric examples. #MathSky
Finally watched K Pop Demon Hunters and of course
a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball
Alt: Goku is flying through the air while summoning a spirit bomb
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Finally watched K Pop Demon Hunters and of course
Okay I wasn't sure at first but now I know he's trolling
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Okay I wasn't sure at first but now I know he's trolling
Leviticus 19:33-34 cooks:
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself.
And I'm glad I worship at a church that isn't afraid to preach it.
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself.
And I'm glad I worship at a church that isn't afraid to preach it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Leviticus 19:33-34 cooks:
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself.
And I'm glad I worship at a church that isn't afraid to preach it.
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself.
And I'm glad I worship at a church that isn't afraid to preach it.
Well, she hasn't chosen to FIGHT once in her DELTARUNE playthrough, so...
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Well, she hasn't chosen to FIGHT once in her DELTARUNE playthrough, so...