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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 7h

If you need AI to write “it was lovely to meet you” then she probably didn’t respond because you are dumb as rocks.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13h

Grandpa: I sent your grandma 57 handwritten love letters from the western front and she finally agreed to marry me when I returned from the war

Me: the computer told me to say "I had a good time last night" to this girl but it didn't work for some reason

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 19h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 8h

And somehow Billy Napier

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 8h

And that was only like 8 seasons

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 11h

Just say stupid shit because your stupid supporters believe anything.

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 11h

Ugly win by Denver but ugly wins are much better than losses.

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t understand Denver playcalling in 2nd half. They had a lot of success in the 1st putting the ball in Nix hands. The short passing game and ability to scramble kept chains moving.

ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 12h

Call on the field was a fumble. Is it indisputable that it was incomplete? It looked extremely close.

ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 12h

This is one of the stupidest football games I have ever seen

ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 12h

Retweet for the AI part. They can’t offend me enough to cheer the Dodgers though.

Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 13h

Get this AI shit the fuck outta here.

Y’all gonna make me cheer for the damn Dodgers.

Milwaukee Brewers (Bot) @brewersbot.bsky.social · 1d

HEY CHICAGO, WHADAYA SAY?

#MagicBrew

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 13h

A reason why we got here is that the media stopped reporting facts and replaced reporting with making everything a reality tv show where contestants fight one another. It turned lying from a liability into an advantage since it would no longer be punished

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 12h

A little too reminiscent of the Avs game last night as the Broncos are giving the Jets an absolute shit kicking on the field but yet a few mistakes have this as a close game instead of a blowout. Hope this one ends better than last night.

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 13h

Shout out to the old lady rocking the Tupaq shirt 🤣

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Athenaena @athenaena.bsky.social · 1d

Annoying fucking Dallas team

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

100%

ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

They need 10 min OT. This game deserves better than a shootout ending.

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Evan Rawal @evanrawal.bsky.social · 1d

An absolutely bonkers 60 minutes of hockey and we’ll get a little bit more.

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Neil @avsguy.bsky.social · 1d

The #Avs are headed to OT after tying the game 4-4.

Let's make it 3 in a row!! #GoAvsGo

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Athenaena @athenaena.bsky.social · 1d

Josh Manson making saves like it’s game 6 vs. the Blues

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

2 games in a row with a beautiful pass from Victor Olofsson. I knew he had a cannon of a shot but didn’t recognize his passing game.

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

Gavin Brindley is doing his best to never see the AHL again

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the 3rd game of the season but these teams are treating it nearly like a playoff game. This game is soooooo much faster than the last 2 were.

ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

Do they need to invent new diseases at this point? I have no clue.

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

And apparently on Grey’s Anatomy the hospital had a bomb go off. I have also never seen a minute of that show. How is that still on the air? Who is watching these shows?

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ChrisCole @cmcole.bsky.social · 1d

Dallas Wilson looks like a future first round draft pick. He catches everything near him.