CocktailMD
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i remember when this was considered the height of luxury
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i remember when this was considered the height of luxury
you ever accidentally tune out during some key bit of exposition and a few scenes later realize you have no idea what that particular subplot is?
a younger version of me would have gone back to figure it out.
now? i just don't know that part of the story 🤷♂️
a younger version of me would have gone back to figure it out.
now? i just don't know that part of the story 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
you ever accidentally tune out during some key bit of exposition and a few scenes later realize you have no idea what that particular subplot is?
a younger version of me would have gone back to figure it out.
now? i just don't know that part of the story 🤷♂️
a younger version of me would have gone back to figure it out.
now? i just don't know that part of the story 🤷♂️
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For years, the Royal Navy’s true rum recipe felt like a ghost—stories, guesses, half-truths. Then a former Royal Navy storehouse man stepped forward with his handwritten notes to reveal a level of detail never publicly known. The latest on my Rum Wonk Substack.
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
This Man Saved the Royal Navy’s Rum Recipe
A forgotten notebook. A chance encounter. The Royal Navy’s rum recipe stayed secret—until now.
www.rumwonk.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For years, the Royal Navy’s true rum recipe felt like a ghost—stories, guesses, half-truths. Then a former Royal Navy storehouse man stepped forward with his handwritten notes to reveal a level of detail never publicly known. The latest on my Rum Wonk Substack.
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
facts
What people think really fancy #whisky bottles look like vs what they actually look like.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
facts
his Colin Robinson cosplay is incredible
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
his Colin Robinson cosplay is incredible
can't wait to find out what the "missing 18 1/2 minutes" of the files ends up being.
there's no way these bumbling fools didn't attempt to scrub the files and miss some digital signature somewhere
there's no way these bumbling fools didn't attempt to scrub the files and miss some digital signature somewhere
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
can't wait to find out what the "missing 18 1/2 minutes" of the files ends up being.
there's no way these bumbling fools didn't attempt to scrub the files and miss some digital signature somewhere
there's no way these bumbling fools didn't attempt to scrub the files and miss some digital signature somewhere
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Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
Why are they naming all the operations after gay nightclubs?
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Why are they naming all the operations after gay nightclubs?
it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
i mean, are you even a real cocktail bar if you don't have a rotovap?
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i mean, are you even a real cocktail bar if you don't have a rotovap?
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
xG apologist vibes
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
xG apologist vibes
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
though chuck Schumer works too ...
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
though chuck Schumer works too ...
lol at the tourist holding her hand up at the Thai guy on a scooter trying to get him to stop so she can cross the street
Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF
ALT: Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
lol at the tourist holding her hand up at the Thai guy on a scooter trying to get him to stop so she can cross the street
As someone who has delivered babies, competed in both Thai boxng and rowing, ridden horses (Western and English) - I'm just one activity away from list completion. (My sister fenced competitively but that's the closest I've come.)
Midwifery should be taught in the same course with fencing and boxing, riding and rowing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As someone who has delivered babies, competed in both Thai boxng and rowing, ridden horses (Western and English) - I'm just one activity away from list completion. (My sister fenced competitively but that's the closest I've come.)
I was not mentally prepared for this.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I was not mentally prepared for this.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
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OK but this is a banger tho
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
OK but this is a banger tho
😂 💀
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
😂 💀
Verifiably
Atrocious
Radford
Atrocious
Radford
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Verifiably
Atrocious
Radford
Atrocious
Radford
if there was any remaining question that DJT is off his rocker, look no further than the fact that he had a bathroom renovated and *didn't* have a Japanese style toilet installed
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if there was any remaining question that DJT is off his rocker, look no further than the fact that he had a bathroom renovated and *didn't* have a Japanese style toilet installed
every once in a while I'm reminded of the time Sarah McLachlan jumped into my arms, so at least I've got that going for me, which is nice
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
every once in a while I'm reminded of the time Sarah McLachlan jumped into my arms, so at least I've got that going for me, which is nice
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)