Cody Rossmore
@codyrossmore.bsky.social
A mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge.
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
@imogenwk.bsky.social Just a quick note to say that I just read your piece about Finland in Slate and thought it was lovely. It will stay with me.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@imogenwk.bsky.social Just a quick note to say that I just read your piece about Finland in Slate and thought it was lovely. It will stay with me.
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An Air Canada flight right now
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
An Air Canada flight right now
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Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens
@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?
Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.
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Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America
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Quick preview of numbers being released tomorrow… special for my Bluesky peeps:
Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)
2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)
Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%
Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.
Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)
2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)
Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%
Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Quick preview of numbers being released tomorrow… special for my Bluesky peeps:
Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)
2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)
Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%
Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.
Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)
2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)
Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%
Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.
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Why, why, why is Blake Treinen in this game. He has been unpitchable for the entire year. I know they're short-armed out there but even so this was an insane choice by Roberts.
October 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why, why, why is Blake Treinen in this game. He has been unpitchable for the entire year. I know they're short-armed out there but even so this was an insane choice by Roberts.
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I don’t know about the new season of The Pitt
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don’t know about the new season of The Pitt
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We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes.
That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.
That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.
September 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes.
That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.
That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.
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The Dodgers/Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season is now 1,287 wins each (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)
This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896
BASE
BALL
This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896
BASE
BALL
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Dodgers/Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season is now 1,287 wins each (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)
This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896
BASE
BALL
This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896
BASE
BALL
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Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
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I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
@joeposnanski.com @mollyknight.bsky.social On the Giants-Dodgers broadcast just now, Duane Kuiper referred to The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop (which was playing on the Dodger Stadium speakers) as “hardcore music.”
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@joeposnanski.com @mollyknight.bsky.social On the Giants-Dodgers broadcast just now, Duane Kuiper referred to The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop (which was playing on the Dodger Stadium speakers) as “hardcore music.”
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This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway.
Read all of it. He wrecks them:
newrepublic.com/article/1999...
Read all of it. He wrecks them:
newrepublic.com/article/1999...
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway.
Read all of it. He wrecks them:
newrepublic.com/article/1999...
Read all of it. He wrecks them:
newrepublic.com/article/1999...
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[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
“Lacking legitimacy”: Sen. Bill Cassidy breaks with RFK Jr. after CDC leadership exodus www.notus.org/health-scien...
‘Lacking Legitimacy’: Sen. Bill Cassidy Breaks With RFK Jr. After CDC Leadership Exodus
He called on a key government vaccine panel to postpone its upcoming meeting.
www.notus.org
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
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Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?
Lori Chavez-DeRemer: "Mr President, I invite you see your big beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor because you are really the transformational president of the American worker, along with the American flag and President Roosevelt."
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com Only you guys could record a 76-minute podcast about oafs and monsters and release it an hour BEFORE The Nick Kurtz Game.
July 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com Only you guys could record a 76-minute podcast about oafs and monsters and release it an hour BEFORE The Nick Kurtz Game.
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Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
The umpire in this Townsend-Kenin match sounds suspiciously like the emcee of the Eyes Wide Shut orgy.
July 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The umpire in this Townsend-Kenin match sounds suspiciously like the emcee of the Eyes Wide Shut orgy.
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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”
Full emails below
Full emails below
June 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”
Full emails below
Full emails below
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The most incredible part of the grift is coming to power when there is no chaos by campaigning on a platform of "I'm going to end the chaos," then overseeing an era of chaos he created and saying "See? We're ending the chaos."
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The most incredible part of the grift is coming to power when there is no chaos by campaigning on a platform of "I'm going to end the chaos," then overseeing an era of chaos he created and saying "See? We're ending the chaos."
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