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made a raid emote for a vtuber, i kinda cooked
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
made a raid emote for a vtuber, i kinda cooked
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
*Stephin Merritt voice* The Book of Bones is long and bony...
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*Stephin Merritt voice* The Book of Bones is long and bony...
I inherited my 32-year-old brain from some jackass in his 20s who didn’t know what to do with it
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I inherited my 32-year-old brain from some jackass in his 20s who didn’t know what to do with it
Fairly sure the Vietnamese coffee I just bought is just hersheys chocolate milk.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fairly sure the Vietnamese coffee I just bought is just hersheys chocolate milk.
who wants drinks, i'm paying
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
who wants drinks, i'm paying
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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If y’all care about the Boston election, the one thing to know is that sole challenger Josh Kraft, failson of the owner of the Patriots, dropped out shortly after the prelims had him down 50 points to incumbent Michelle Wu. Kraft’s main platform seemed to have been “I hate bike lanes.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If y’all care about the Boston election, the one thing to know is that sole challenger Josh Kraft, failson of the owner of the Patriots, dropped out shortly after the prelims had him down 50 points to incumbent Michelle Wu. Kraft’s main platform seemed to have been “I hate bike lanes.”
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BREAKING: Riots break out in Philadelphia following Dodgers win
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
BREAKING: Riots break out in Philadelphia following Dodgers win
world series over, time to reread the green fields of the mind mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
Giamatti: The Green Fields of the Mind
Joan Daugherty's personal home page.
mason.gmu.edu
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
world series over, time to reread the green fields of the mind mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
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when its game 7 of the world series you should be able to bring in players from teams you eliminated along the way like when the finals of hell's kitchen brings back members of the final 8 eliminated
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
when its game 7 of the world series you should be able to bring in players from teams you eliminated along the way like when the finals of hell's kitchen brings back members of the final 8 eliminated
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
imagine he had missed that out and he trampled his outfielder for nothing lmao
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
imagine he had missed that out and he trampled his outfielder for nothing lmao
"friends with benefits" but the benefit is we share streaming logins
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"friends with benefits" but the benefit is we share streaming logins
It must be so easy to be a tech ceo. We are integrating our flagship product, JorpGorp, into your bathroom experience. It will be a middleman between you and the toilet. When you poop, JorpGorp will praise you into a state of “fecal psychosis,” then throw half of your poop into the tub.
OpenAI signs deal with PayPal to let users link wallets to ChatGPT for transactions
OpenAI signs deal with PayPal to let users link wallets to ChatGPT for transactions
Those with PayPal accounts will be able to link them directly to ChatGPT for purchases and sales.
dlvr.it
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It must be so easy to be a tech ceo. We are integrating our flagship product, JorpGorp, into your bathroom experience. It will be a middleman between you and the toilet. When you poop, JorpGorp will praise you into a state of “fecal psychosis,” then throw half of your poop into the tub.
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i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge
The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.
gothamist.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
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Outside the Chicago area ICE detention center in Broadview this afternoon, fed caravans are coming and going to drop off captives.
ICE and CBP are kidnapping people all over the city and suburbs today—our new "normal."
As usual, we've seen several vehicles with no license plates enter.
ICE and CBP are kidnapping people all over the city and suburbs today—our new "normal."
As usual, we've seen several vehicles with no license plates enter.
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Outside the Chicago area ICE detention center in Broadview this afternoon, fed caravans are coming and going to drop off captives.
ICE and CBP are kidnapping people all over the city and suburbs today—our new "normal."
As usual, we've seen several vehicles with no license plates enter.
ICE and CBP are kidnapping people all over the city and suburbs today—our new "normal."
As usual, we've seen several vehicles with no license plates enter.
marriage is just loveslop
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
marriage is just loveslop
On the plus side the bartender who saw me clenching for five straight innings in my mariners hat just bought me a beer lol, Makes up for him wearing a blue jays hat
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
On the plus side the bartender who saw me clenching for five straight innings in my mariners hat just bought me a beer lol, Makes up for him wearing a blue jays hat
A mariners fan’s pain is measured in oceans but their hope is measured in decades
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A mariners fan’s pain is measured in oceans but their hope is measured in decades
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this has been the most fun it's ever been to be a mariners fan in my entire lifetime. also i wish i were fucking dead.
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
this has been the most fun it's ever been to be a mariners fan in my entire lifetime. also i wish i were fucking dead.
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The image of Cal on the steps of the dugout just praying he gets a chance to swing at it is gonna haunt me until April.
Ah, well. Until next season.
Ah, well. Until next season.
Baseball is pain.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The image of Cal on the steps of the dugout just praying he gets a chance to swing at it is gonna haunt me until April.
Ah, well. Until next season.
Ah, well. Until next season.