House of 1000 Fionas
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oh god, it's come to this
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"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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"Laughter is the best medicine"? Ever heard of Interferon, idiot??
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 AM
"Laughter is the best medicine"? Ever heard of Interferon, idiot??
I miss Vine. Also my mom
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I miss Vine. Also my mom
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Huh. I don't remember eating the mighty Mississippi
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Huh. I don't remember eating the mighty Mississippi
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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British police officer working the Joker case: (aghast) He’s havin a laugh at us
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
British police officer working the Joker case: (aghast) He’s havin a laugh at us
Merry CRYPTS-MAS! (maniacal cackle as I pull a coffin lid down over my cubicle) (I'm still at work, I hate everyone who has ever lived their dream)
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Merry CRYPTS-MAS! (maniacal cackle as I pull a coffin lid down over my cubicle) (I'm still at work, I hate everyone who has ever lived their dream)
Jensen Ackles and Tim Robinson should play brothers, I am 100% correct on this
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jensen Ackles and Tim Robinson should play brothers, I am 100% correct on this
Huh. I don't remember eating the mighty Mississippi
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Huh. I don't remember eating the mighty Mississippi
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Doug "Skin" Flutie
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Doug "Skin" Flutie
Starting a cultural phenomenon by putting lol in quotation marks when the situation is not lol at all (it comes up a lot) ("lol")
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Starting a cultural phenomenon by putting lol in quotation marks when the situation is not lol at all (it comes up a lot) ("lol")
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My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
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I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
(pointing at the trident hood ornament on a luxury vehicle) Ah, I see you got the new Hyundai Poseidon
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(pointing at the trident hood ornament on a luxury vehicle) Ah, I see you got the new Hyundai Poseidon
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
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"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
October 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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HAPPY SHIT GARBAGE WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!
November 13, 2024 at 2:41 PM
HAPPY SHIT GARBAGE WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!
My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
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just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness