Andre "The Wet Gamer" Cole
@colesl4w.bsky.social
Gaming Fyx Podcast host, ALT in Japan, Your Partner's Favorite Pizza Topping
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fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business"
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November 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business"
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Using "AI" assistants is kinda like stating "all products surrounding us are worse than they were years ago" and following up with "and that is just great".
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Using "AI" assistants is kinda like stating "all products surrounding us are worse than they were years ago" and following up with "and that is just great".
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Blue Umbrella CEO Kay Benson would like to assure shareholders she has everything under control, that "waffles are delicious" and that the stockpile of guns in her office is cosmetic.
She also noted that she does not hate trans people, stating "some of our best employees recently transformed."
She also noted that she does not hate trans people, stating "some of our best employees recently transformed."
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Blue Umbrella CEO Kay Benson would like to assure shareholders she has everything under control, that "waffles are delicious" and that the stockpile of guns in her office is cosmetic.
She also noted that she does not hate trans people, stating "some of our best employees recently transformed."
She also noted that she does not hate trans people, stating "some of our best employees recently transformed."
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There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass
Really incredible the ways in which Silent Hill f and Baby Steps are in conversation with each other.
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Really incredible the ways in which Silent Hill f and Baby Steps are in conversation with each other.
I'm enjoying Silent Hill f, but the way it so quickly locks you out of exploration is frustrating. Walk through the wrong door and you're advancing with no choice.
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I'm enjoying Silent Hill f, but the way it so quickly locks you out of exploration is frustrating. Walk through the wrong door and you're advancing with no choice.
In Silksong I'm certain I've died to touching an enemy's body more often than I've died to actually being attacked.
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In Silksong I'm certain I've died to touching an enemy's body more often than I've died to actually being attacked.
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I truly do not understand the thinking behind Silksong's economy.
September 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I truly do not understand the thinking behind Silksong's economy.
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
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August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
"Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties!" Just looping through my head all day.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties!" Just looping through my head all day.
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“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
@discountygame.bsky.social I've been trapped by the dastardly Elmer. Please send help.
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@discountygame.bsky.social I've been trapped by the dastardly Elmer. Please send help.
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BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
Did they license Sex House from @theonion.com ??
Ah, yes, more quality programming only on hul… *check notes* Disney+?
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Did they license Sex House from @theonion.com ??
What's the charge? Assault with a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
August 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What's the charge? Assault with a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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This seems less like plastic surgery and more like silly putty surgery.
August 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This seems less like plastic surgery and more like silly putty surgery.
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Really impressed by the new King of the Hill season. They were really cooking when they wrote it.
August 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Really impressed by the new King of the Hill season. They were really cooking when they wrote it.
Someone, please adopt me into your TTRPG group.
August 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Someone, please adopt me into your TTRPG group.