Diane Messias
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Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"Your sense of humour is so utterly infinitesimal, you're the least funny person I've ever encountered & I know some really unfunny people."
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1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
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February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 and now wants $10 billion because a leaker pointed that out www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Trump Lawsuit Against IRS Puts Him on Both Sides of the Same Case
President Trump’s lawsuit against the government that he runs presents a mind-bending minefield of conflicts that could end with his appointees approving a federal payout to him.
www.wsj.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 and now wants $10 billion because a leaker pointed that out www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
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Extraordinary: Mandelson told Epstein that JP Morgan should "threaten" then cabinet colleague and chancellor Alistair Darling over tax on bankers' bonuses. In plain language: "Minister conspired with US bank against own government".
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax
Then business secretary advised sex offender on how Jamie Dimon should lobby chancellor
www.ft.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Extraordinary: Mandelson told Epstein that JP Morgan should "threaten" then cabinet colleague and chancellor Alistair Darling over tax on bankers' bonuses. In plain language: "Minister conspired with US bank against own government".
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
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Andrew Tate deleted this, but lets keep it for use in court.
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Andrew Tate deleted this, but lets keep it for use in court.
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The overwhelming majority of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while Trump has increased his net worth by $4 billion since taking office—according to a new report from The New Yorker.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The overwhelming majority of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while Trump has increased his net worth by $4 billion since taking office—according to a new report from The New Yorker.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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BREAKING: Chicagoans can now vote to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” linking the pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation campaign. @wttw.bsky.social
Voting Is Now Open in Chicago’s Annual Snowplow Naming Contest. ‘Abolish ICE’ Among 25 Finalists
“Abolish ICE” is one of 25 finalists that Chicagoans can vote on between Sunday and Feb. 14, with the top six vote-getters winning the honor of renaming one snowplow in each of Chicago’s six snow dist...
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February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
BREAKING: Chicagoans can now vote to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” linking the pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation campaign. @wttw.bsky.social
Have to sympathise with #LordMandelson on this one - who hasn't forgotten when someone's given them $75,000 for nothing?
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February 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Have to sympathise with #LordMandelson on this one - who hasn't forgotten when someone's given them $75,000 for nothing?
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Texas — Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Texas — Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
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I just signed the petition demanding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor stops hiding and FINALLY testifies to US Congress about his relationship with Epstein. The victims of this abuse must come first. Add your name now. 38d.gs/amw_t_df
Sign the petition: No more hiding Andrew: testify NOW
I just signed the petition demanding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor stops hiding and FINALLY testifies to US Congress about his relationship with Epstein. The victims of this abuse must come first. Add yo...
38d.gs
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I just signed the petition demanding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor stops hiding and FINALLY testifies to US Congress about his relationship with Epstein. The victims of this abuse must come first. Add your name now. 38d.gs/amw_t_df
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We keep asking “How is this good for America?”, “How is this good for the economy?”, “How is this good for national security?”, “How is this good for people’s health?”, “How is this good for the labor market?”, “How is this good for the environment?”.
The thing is, I don’t believe Trump wants good.
The thing is, I don’t believe Trump wants good.
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
We keep asking “How is this good for America?”, “How is this good for the economy?”, “How is this good for national security?”, “How is this good for people’s health?”, “How is this good for the labor market?”, “How is this good for the environment?”.
The thing is, I don’t believe Trump wants good.
The thing is, I don’t believe Trump wants good.
And so say all of me. ⬇️
Every time I share Anti-Zionist Jews protests, The Zionists are freaking out in my comments
They can't stand Jews who speak up against the Genocide of Gaza
Of course, everything they write are lies. Jews all around the world oppose Israel's genocidal war, and they're panicking !
They can't stand Jews who speak up against the Genocide of Gaza
Of course, everything they write are lies. Jews all around the world oppose Israel's genocidal war, and they're panicking !
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
And so say all of me. ⬇️
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This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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5 year old Liam is home, according to @ilhanmn.bsky.social and @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social!
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
5 year old Liam is home, according to @ilhanmn.bsky.social and @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social!
I lived in Paris for a while in my 20s.
One evening, I and a friend had dinner at a table outside a bistro; it took a while before we noticed armed guards outside some embassy or other slightly up the street.
We finished our meal hurriedly and left.
Can't imagine what this must be like.
#ICE
One evening, I and a friend had dinner at a table outside a bistro; it took a while before we noticed armed guards outside some embassy or other slightly up the street.
We finished our meal hurriedly and left.
Can't imagine what this must be like.
#ICE
(LAPD) brutally beat a non-resisting, unarmed protester with their hands raised at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Concentration Camp in Downtown Los Angeles on 1/31/26
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I lived in Paris for a while in my 20s.
One evening, I and a friend had dinner at a table outside a bistro; it took a while before we noticed armed guards outside some embassy or other slightly up the street.
We finished our meal hurriedly and left.
Can't imagine what this must be like.
#ICE
One evening, I and a friend had dinner at a table outside a bistro; it took a while before we noticed armed guards outside some embassy or other slightly up the street.
We finished our meal hurriedly and left.
Can't imagine what this must be like.
#ICE
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Even Texas had had enough. A Democrat whopped a republican in a run off.
February 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Even Texas had had enough. A Democrat whopped a republican in a run off.
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Perhaps she can look into Tory corruption and Russian links😂😂😂😂
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Perhaps she can look into Tory corruption and Russian links😂😂😂😂
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Don’t worry everyone, Trump says if he decides that American taxpayers have to pay him $10 billion to settle his lawsuit against them he promises that he will give it to charity.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Don’t worry everyone, Trump says if he decides that American taxpayers have to pay him $10 billion to settle his lawsuit against them he promises that he will give it to charity.
Is there anyone this woman didn't hug half-naked?
Or did #DavidCopperfield magic her clothes away against her will?
#GhislaineMaxwell
Or did #DavidCopperfield magic her clothes away against her will?
#GhislaineMaxwell
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Is there anyone this woman didn't hug half-naked?
Or did #DavidCopperfield magic her clothes away against her will?
#GhislaineMaxwell
Or did #DavidCopperfield magic her clothes away against her will?
#GhislaineMaxwell
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Israel kills 32 Palestinians on January 31, 2026 and then kicks humanitarian organizations from Gaza and the West Bank.
The "cease fire" meant NOTHING to Israel as they have killed over 500 Palestinians since it started.
The "cease fire" meant NOTHING to Israel as they have killed over 500 Palestinians since it started.
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Israel kills 32 Palestinians on January 31, 2026 and then kicks humanitarian organizations from Gaza and the West Bank.
The "cease fire" meant NOTHING to Israel as they have killed over 500 Palestinians since it started.
The "cease fire" meant NOTHING to Israel as they have killed over 500 Palestinians since it started.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.