Diane Messias
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Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
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"Your sense of humour is so utterly infinitesimal, you're the least funny person I've ever encountered & I know some really unfunny people."
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Petty children come in all shapes, sizes and ages.
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Holy shit. I had to read this 3X. But buried in this word salad is the following:

Trump’s threatening to deploy ICE, Border Patrol, and the military against protests, while blaming “poorly run” Democratic cities. He says local officials must ask nicely for help, but also claims…
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February 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Just a reminder that Todd Blanche was Trump's lead criminal defense lawyer before he made him Deputy AG.
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Here’s how the judiciary needs to respond to Don Lemon’s arrest
To keep the press free in the face of authoritarian threats, the courts must do more to protect journalists. www.ms.now/opinion/don-...
Opinion | Here’s how the judiciary needs to respond to Don Lemon’s arrest
Austin Sarat: To keep the press free in the face of authoritarian threats, the courts must do more to protect journalists.
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February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
#LordMandelson consorts with convicted paedophiles, forgets to wear his trousers with young women, and pees in the street.

#BaronessMone steals £220m taxpayers money and buys a 39 metre luxury yacht.

#LordLebedev is the son of a former KGB spy.

What am I missing here? 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Delighted to have my second #cartoon appear recently in @airmail.news #stateofthenation #trump #thinskinned #prison
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
#Headline of the Day

Boxer loses hairpiece in the ring and blames mother's shampoo - Sky News
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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If the Brexit ref was held today, Remain would win by over 8 million votes💥 That huge majority comes from old Leavers dying, young pro-EU voters entering the electorate and millions changing their mind. It's time for the big parties to accept this reality and aim their policies toward #Rejoin 🇬🇧🇪🇺
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Mandelson was Business Secretary in Brown’s Government at the time. One wonders this morning if he’ll be arrested on charges of attempted corruption.
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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'We'll certainly sue': Trump vows vengeance after being named 3,000 times in Epstein files
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'We'll certainly sue': Trump vows vengeance after being named 3,000 times in Epstein files
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February 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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The "coincidence" of Epstein's cash payments to Peter Mandelson's partner/husband in 2009/10 and the then industry secretary's lobbying within cabinet for a softer post-crash policy towards bankers looks on the face of it like outright corruption. Certainly demands police investigation.
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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So Andrew Mountbatten Windsor maintains his innocence. Ok, no sweat.
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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The helicopters don’t stop.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Daniel Hannan is either lying or hallucinating...

...want to take a look at my income? Hang on, I'll check again - nope, not "a triple boost", but total collapse, as I can no longer find work as a freelance in 27 other countries (and I'm a former EU mortgage holder).

*swearword*

#Brexit
On this sixth anniversary of Brexit, take a moment to reflect on how much better off Britain is — as explained here by Baron Hannan of Kingsclere, ennobled for his role in delivering what has been described as “the single stupidest thing any country has ever done”
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
#Headline of the Day

Fish and chip shop helps customers with parking concerns - Brighton Argus
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
#Headline of the Day

Dog 'lured out with bacon' after getting stuck underneath ice rink - Brighton Argus
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Wonder how many private discussions there were before he voluntarily renounced his trousers?

#LordMandelson
I wouldn’t be surprised if there are private discussions ongoing to persuade him voluntarily to renounce the peerage.
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Any woman working or consorting with this POS needs to take a serious look at themselves.

#Trump
Trump in EJean Carroll deposition claiming she "loved it"
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
#LordMandelson said he had no recollection of the photograph being taken and no idea where it was or who had taken it.

Hahahaha…no, stop it…hahahaha
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM