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@TheCoolkelvin from the place that shall not be mentioned. 🦩🐻🌴
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Coolkelvin @coolkelvin.bewr.net · Nov 11
A bewr in his natural habitat
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furry-hater.bsky.social
motivianoal poster of car ac adjustment with the caption "email and bacon, this car has everything"
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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tristanacooper.bsky.social
Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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kezex.bsky.social
Starting off the year thinking if I hadnt gone into science I wonder if I would have been a good baker~

Alternate universe where the birb opens his own cafe!
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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shanrattie.bsky.social
Monthly sketch for @radicalscrub.bsky.social which he kindly traded next month's reward in for me to colour for him :3c
He wanted his little avian nerd reading a book about trains (jokes on him, it's a book about monorail systems)

#Art #FurryArt #Kofi
Ozil, a sort of avian beastie is curled up on a pile of pillows with a book. They have their knees up and their feet resting on their tail. The book they're reading is called 'off the rails' and has a picture of a monorail carriage on it. Ozil himself is mostly a mix of pale blues, with a darker blue beak and scaly forearms and calves. He is wearing a pan pride flag collar, and round, gold rimmed glasses. He has his eyes closed in an open-mouthed smile.
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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billbeagle.bsky.social
🐶 🎤
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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vamospeat.bsky.social
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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kitchiki.bsky.social
I wanted to turn my brain off and do something loose and focusing on shape language! It’s quite therapeutic!
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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mintcashew.bsky.social
FISHERDOG
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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mozshroom.bsky.social
First art piece of the year ✨🌴

Shout out to the amazing pilot that is @endercat.bsky.social !
We're flying high into 2026 ✈️
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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chrysvs.bsky.social
Fuck ICE and fuck anyone who supports this administration. Simple as that.
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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fuznud.bsky.social
Meet your new personal desktop companion, Bondi Buddy!

Character from @brae.gay
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
To add my own commentary, a staggering number of people I otherwise agree with don't realize they are regularly doing this in conversation.

There are some wonderful examples of the famous Bluesky reading comprehension issues in the replies if you'd like some examples.
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 7d
my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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tigerstooth.bsky.social
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CRITTERS!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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ootcolumbo.bsky.social
it be out of touch thursday landlubbers
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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ninji.dog
Do you like taking unscientific personality tests? I have developed one that will definitely tell you something about yourself. Guaranteed free of malware! Extremely shareable results!! It’s free and online!!!!

wuffs.org/quiz/
screenshot of my quiz results: “Congratulations! You are a Quiz Destroyer. You answered 20 questions and didn’t break a sweat.” badges say: “Hydrated…?”, “Breakfast Appreciator”, “Behaves Unprofessionally”, “Burger Supplier”, “No Mayo”, “Fun Guy”, “Inbox Zero”
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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squeakcake.neocities.org
the internet sucks now :c
a digital drawing of a mouse running through the screen of a laptop as if escaping from the digital side to the physical world. they are saying “i,m outta here!”
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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secretbase.bsky.social
"you finish up the team's logo?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Coo coo
We see two house sparrows drinking out of a puddle. The male says to the female: "Good puddle!" to which she replies "I love you but you have low standards". Pigeons arrive in the background, the female says "Ope! Here comes the herd" There is a long horizontal frame of the two sparrows in the midst of a bunch of pigeons cooing around them. The male then says "gentle giants" the female agrees "mhm" and then says "coo" and the male responds "haha. coo!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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catboots.co.uk
unending walkies
August 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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nws.noaa.gov
The latest on the major winter storm and extreme cold expected later this week.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A poorly generated AI image of a furry dog's head is placed between two rows of text cast in Cooper Black reading "I got that slop in me." Beneath the dog is jumbled text resembling an AI program's crude, mindless, brainless imitation of an author's signature, gleaned from countless scraped images from real people working in earnest.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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sqkrushfuture.bsky.social
i really hate when i'm looking up my hyperspecific problem, finally finding a reddit thread that might have the answer, and the top comment is "penis balls ass boobs balls boobs balls. this comment was anonymized by Redact" followed by a reply that says "THANKS THIS WORKED PERFECTLY"
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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natedergy.bsky.social
🐲 🎶 my room is upside down!

Thanks for 100 followers!
#myart #furryart #dragon #deathbrain
A 3-point perspective drawing of an anthropomorphic dragon sitting on the edge of a bed in his bedroom. The bedroom is decorated with various posters and vinyl sleeves, as well as colourful string lights and a record player on the end table. There is a toy shark plush behind his tail.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM