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PGH, law, et cetera
There is verisimilitude in the scam, sure, but they accidentally gave the name of the petty-criminals-gone-big resort where they plan their schemes to one of the characters.
"Gentry Beach, a college friend of Donald Trump Jr. and campaign donor to his father, has been in talks to acquire a stake in a Russian Arctic gas project if it is released from sanctions.”

www.wsj.com/world/russia...
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ok, I stopped paying to the news for the holiday, but things can’t get much more insane over thanksgiving, right?

Ah, crap.
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I like my flakes like I like my tips: frosted.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The pun makes no sense - not sure it even qualifies as a pun. But it is much worse to me that the fish is in absolutely no way, shape, or form a tuna.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Who the fuck saw Green Lantern and said, “the problem with this movie is that there isn’t enough of it”?
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I understand that our ruling class consorts with wealthy criminals, and that extreme wealth in fact encourages criminality. And I know wealth doesn’t come with intelligence. But the someone told Epstein that there was video of Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s cock, and he thought, “sounds legit to me.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
One of the cultural things we have lost since I was a teenager is television networks with a comprehensible brand. We used to know what each network was about and they were all different: Fox was edgy, NBC was the voice of urban yuppies, ABC was suburban families, CBS was old people.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why are so many Democratic politicians so convinced that the way to win as a Democrat is to unrelentingly talk shit about Democrats? Even if there was any truth in this, and there isn’t, why does Pete think anyone would want to vote for him based on it?
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Coriolus Nimrod
Listen, my children, as here is unfurled
The story of the sandwich that was hurled
On the 10th of August in ‘25;
What a moment to be alive!

As many chose to look down and duck,
One man decided he had to stand up,
And so he wound up, and said ‘What the f___’
And gave his sandwich a freedom chuck.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He was represented by The Grinder.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This has been the thing with the Republican Party since the Clinton Administration at least: they behave like complete maniacs because they are confident that there will be no adverse consequences, because Democrats will act responsibly.
like that's the thing, I don't think they're insincere in being shocked that all of a sudden normie dems are baying for their blood. they thought the bounds of society would stop that from happening.

sorta ties into the same sheltered arguments against a lot of the post-war international order imo
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just finished reading In The Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson (not the guy who used to draw Spider-Man), and it was notable how the Nazi regime just kept stepping up the cartoonish evil of what it was doing as it learned what people were either unable or unwilling to stop them doing.
Trump limits refugee admissions to 7,500 and gives priority to white South Africans
www.bbc.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Are you trying to tell me that Zohran Mandani uses familial honorifics to indicate the nature of his relationship with a particular person rather than strictly describing the degree and nature of their consanguinity? Bad news for his rep with Hapsburgs and Bourbons.
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.

Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes, of course he is mostly targeting black soldiers. But hating and obsessing over beards has so many other racist implications - antisemitic, islamophobic, orientalist. I strongly suspect he has at least some of all of those in the mix.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What would have made you think that? Did you get into this movement somehow hearing about what right wing men think they are but without ever meeting any?
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Florida just loves hoovering up shitty old white men who used to be something in New York but have long since alienated the entire Empire State.
More incentive
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is there any act that the Trump administration can take that the New York Times is willing to just call illegal, without these wishy-washy qualifiers?

"Death Squads Round Up Democratic Mayors: Legal Experts Claim Executions on City Hall Steps Could Run Afoul of Federalism Concerns"
Breaking News: The U.S. military accepted a private donation of $130 million to help pay troops during the shutdown. The move is highly unusual and a potential violation of federal law.
Trump to Use $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops
It is not clear how far the gift will go toward covering the salaries of the nation’s 1.3 million troops.
nyti.ms
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
An accurate thing to call this would be a "high seas murder operation." It is unquestionably the unlawful killing of another with malice aforethought. I wonder why the New York Times doesn't call it that?
Did the New York Times have an editorial meeting where they said something like “these are trustworthy people, we should take their word, put it headlines, that’s good journalism.”

Did they go so far as to say “we should help the Trump administration sell this action”?

Or do they just sorta do it?
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
To be fair, based on what we have seen of him to date, it seems like Kash Patel's mind is easily boggled.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
BBC radio story just referred to the Catholic Church and the Church of England as "the two wings of Christianity." Those are the two, huh? The English are something else.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Why are you always so down on Hitler when all he wanted to do was preserve the racial purity of the Fatherland, Zaide?"
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This Planter shit is why I only support candidates after they agree to join me for a schvitz at the JCC.
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am glad they didn't kill anybody, but doing so much affirmative action for incompetent white people in the name of defeating woke that they accidentally blow up the California Highway Patrol would be a deeply unsurprising outcome of this administration.
An artillery shell detonated prematurely during a U.S. Marine Corps ceremony in California over the weekend, sending shrapnel toward officers who were part of VP Vance’s protective detail for the live-fire exercise, the California Highway Patrol said.
Shell detonated over California highway during Marine exercise, officials say
The mishap sent shrapnel toward Interstate 5 and California Highway Patrol officers who were part of Vice President JD Vance’s protective detail, officials said.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM