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Corncob TV is home to some of your favorite TV shows, including Coffin Flop #ITYSL
fan account, mostly satire
and here for community ♡︎🏳️‍🌈 #EDS 🦓 #POTS 🌻
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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · Sep 9
we’re all waiting for that one, big beautiful flop
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unclefishbits.bsky.social
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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juicieca.bsky.social
advertise your account with a gif
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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juicieca.bsky.social
the “i lived bitch” text message meme but instead of the original picture of a man in a hospital it’s Tim Robinson’s character from The Chair Company, Ron Trosper, smiling while he looks up at the ceiling laying in a hospital bed. text under the picture reads “i lived bitch” #🪑co
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
corncobtv.bsky.social
advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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saltybitchables.bsky.social
It’s been an emotional morning. Jesse Jackson died today.

This poem he recited to these children on Sesame Street in 1973 was what America was striving towards. We can get there again.

We are all somebody.

#JesseJackson #ProudBlue
krassenstein.bsky.social Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19h
Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.

During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment

The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
corncobtv.bsky.social
Englisch translation: “We’re doing it, because we can!”
Picture of German float where some political satire was displayed Text reads: „Mer dun et, weil mer et künne!“ Englisch translation: “We’re doing it, because we can!”
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
corncobtv.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 AM
corncobtv.bsky.social
I love German humor

…and freedom of speech and artistic expression
en.afp.com AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 1d
🇩🇪 🌹 From Donald Trump to Vladimir Putin, no one is safe when Germans celebrate carnival. But Russia's president is not laughing. Jacques Tilly, head float designer for Duesseldorf's parade, is on trial in absentia in Moscow, accused of spreading false information ➡️ u.afp.com/S6Gu
A carnival float designed by carnival float builder Jacques Tilly depicts US President Donald Trump punching Jesus Christ, pictured during the parade to celebrate Rose Monday (Rosenmontag) in Duesseldorf, western Germany, , on February 16, 2026 A carnival float designed by carnival float builder Jacques Tilly featuring Russian President Vladimir Putin is pictured during the parade to celebrate Rose Monday (Rosenmontag) in Duesseldorf, western Germany, on February 16, 2026 Revellers look at a carnival float designed by float builder Jacques Tilly featuring sex offender Jeffrey Epstein depicted as a vampire with a text on his wings reading 'Everyone protects the Perpetrators' (L) and 'Everyone ignore the victims' (R) during the parade to celebrate Rose Monday (Rosenmontag) in Duesseldorf, western Germany, on February 16, 2026 Carnival float designer Jacques Tilly poses in front of one his creations, a float featuring Russian President Vladimir Putin, during the parade to celebrate Rose Monday (Rosenmontag) in Duesseldorf, western Germany, on February 16, 2026
February 17, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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notexxonsbitch.bsky.social
This text just recieved.
King Beans is not actually wearing the party hat, it is sitting on the shelf behind him.
👑🐈‍⬛
📸MCA
#Cats
#Hats
#ComicRelief
Tuxedo cat loafing on a bed looking as if he is wearing a red and white striped party hat which is actually on the shelf behind him.
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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garvestonreggie.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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notexxonsbitch.bsky.social
Cat Imitating Rug
#Caturday
📸MCA
King Beans the Tuxedo cat make a crazy side eye face while half laying on a rug of a cat head.
February 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
corncobtv.bsky.social
I wonder how many accounts will be on the list

(or if mine is on there for saying “this world is so fucking fucked up” x amount of times lol)
spoutiblegirl.bsky.social Rebecca E ❌👑 @spoutiblegirl.bsky.social · 3d
"And now...Homeland Security is asking those same social media companies to turn over information about users and accounts that “criticize ICE.” See NYTimes, Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts. (Accessible to all.)"
#SheShed
open.substack.com/pub/roberthu...
Homeland Security asks social media companies to identify users that criticize ICE.
February 14, 2026
open.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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spoutiblegirl.bsky.social
"And now...Homeland Security is asking those same social media companies to turn over information about users and accounts that “criticize ICE.” See NYTimes, Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts. (Accessible to all.)"
#SheShed
open.substack.com/pub/roberthu...
Homeland Security asks social media companies to identify users that criticize ICE.
February 14, 2026
open.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
corncobtv.bsky.social
posting a draft of a Friday the 13th film showing exclusively on corncob tv:
being stuck in a silo of corn and cobs
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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elizablackstock.bsky.social
By 8:30am every day, Bart Harley Jarvis is politely poised on the front porch, waiting for his 9am breakfast
A little tabby cat with a white belly loafing on the porch
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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jessicasmetana.bsky.social
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:

- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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juicieca.bsky.social
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Steve Higgins as Eddie Champagne, the hot tub king of Detroit from the show Detroiters making an excited face with his hand gesturing “on top“ on a Valentine’s Day card with pink swirly hearts that says “you’re my woman…on top!” with spots for “to:” and “love:” Pat Vern Harris as Sheila Portnadi in the show Detroiters in a purple dress wearing her glasses looking up smiling on a Valentine’s Day card with candy hearts in the background, the card says her quote “you can put it in any hole you want!” with spots for “to:” and “love:” Sam Richardson as Sam Duvet in the show Detroiters on a valentine’s day card with a big pink, orange and yellow heart background. he is wearing a motorcycle jacket and smirking while he says “my crotch is throbbing for your rocket!” with spots for “to:” and “love:” Faizon Love as Randy the owner of Farmer Zack’s in the show Detroiters. he is wearing a blue button up and khaki pants with little piss dots on them (they’re old ones) and you can see his boner through his pants, he is pointing at it so you don’t miss it. he is on a valentine’s day card with wood and wooden hearts on it that says “you give me genuine wood!” with spots for “to:” and “love:”
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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juicieca.bsky.social
made this one special for my besties @corncobtv.bsky.social @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social @perkyvulture.bsky.social @wendilmcmills.bsky.social
Shawntay Dalon as Chrissy Cramblin in the show Detroiters on a valentine’s day card with a rainbow and hearts background, wearing her Duvet family reunion shirt smiling and pointing saying “hey girl, i love you!” with spots for “to:” and “love:”
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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elizablackstock.bsky.social
Pop and Bart Harley Jarvis are having a stare-off
Our big tabby cat Pop sitting on a blanket-covered chest looking out the window of the kitchen. He's looking at an outdoor cat with tabby markings and a white tummy. The outdoor cat is looking up at Pop
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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perkyvulture.bsky.social
Some #🪑Co love for you all 💘💘
Ron from the chair company holds the leash of his new dog named baby. Baby is there... Text on the Valentine reads" I want to meet you baby!" Natalie from the chair company holds her dad's phone and is looking at him out of frame. Checked on the Valentine reads" I want to hear more about your super niche and obsessive internet research!" Seth from the chair company has his hand on Tara's shoulder, looking very appreciative and smiling. Text on the Valentine reads "thank you so much for showing me Frankenweenie!" There is also a little winking face in the bottom corner A picture of Tim Robinson as Ron in the chair company. He is in his work clothes looking away from the camera. Text on Valentine reads" you could totally be a model. I'm sure you hear that all the time"
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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juicieca.bsky.social
need Tim Meadows to come back for Season 3 he just makes everything better #DetroitersWatchParty
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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juicieca.bsky.social
if it happens during our #DetroitersWatchParty we will pause to celebrate properly
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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saltedjosh.bsky.social
The only thing to ever make me feel good about marketing or advertising in these days of late stage capitalism are the ads from Cramblin Duvet on DETROITERS.
Sam Richardson with his subtle smile and Tim Robinson with his wide-eyed mouth agape batshit gaze from the show DETROITERS.
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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juicieca.bsky.social
see you all tomorrow night for our 6th #DetroitersWatchParty of the year! we will be kicking off season 2 watching April in the D and Jefferson Porger! 🤩
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM