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@corrigan229.bsky.social
He/Him
I play Magic: the Gathering, among other things
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I play Magic: the Gathering, among other things
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
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Every RTN/PQ season when the inventive new Guardian deck(s) make the rounds
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Every RTN/PQ season when the inventive new Guardian deck(s) make the rounds
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we’re smoking straight moonglove.
i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid.
Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.
i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid.
Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.
a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a bow tie .
Alt: Dracula Flow guy
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
we’re smoking straight moonglove.
i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid.
Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.
i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid.
Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.
Qualified for Flesh and Blood Nationals on accident playing a truly bad deck, but if you have the mandate of heaven, anything is possible.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Qualified for Flesh and Blood Nationals on accident playing a truly bad deck, but if you have the mandate of heaven, anything is possible.
Flying home today, but the only flight I could get outta Vegas leaves tonight at MIDNIGHT, so I get to spend the next 16 hours chilling in the terminal. Zach's flight leaves in an hour. Follow to read my descent into madness.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Flying home today, but the only flight I could get outta Vegas leaves tonight at MIDNIGHT, so I get to spend the next 16 hours chilling in the terminal. Zach's flight leaves in an hour. Follow to read my descent into madness.
Magic dead game, playing the FaB PQ+ w/Boltyn
Lost r1 v Dori in a super interesting back and forth. Deck rules.
Lost r2 v Gravy which I think I just completely mis-navigated. Tried to ignore all the allies and focus him down but couldn't quite match his pressure. Excited to try it again.
Lost r1 v Dori in a super interesting back and forth. Deck rules.
Lost r2 v Gravy which I think I just completely mis-navigated. Tried to ignore all the allies and focus him down but couldn't quite match his pressure. Excited to try it again.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Magic dead game, playing the FaB PQ+ w/Boltyn
Lost r1 v Dori in a super interesting back and forth. Deck rules.
Lost r2 v Gravy which I think I just completely mis-navigated. Tried to ignore all the allies and focus him down but couldn't quite match his pressure. Excited to try it again.
Lost r1 v Dori in a super interesting back and forth. Deck rules.
Lost r2 v Gravy which I think I just completely mis-navigated. Tried to ignore all the allies and focus him down but couldn't quite match his pressure. Excited to try it again.
RC VEGAS
CORRIGAN-STEEL CUTTER SKILL DIFF
CORRIGAN-STEEL CUTTER SKILL DIFF
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
RC VEGAS
CORRIGAN-STEEL CUTTER SKILL DIFF
CORRIGAN-STEEL CUTTER SKILL DIFF
This is my 9/11
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is my 9/11
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They should try calling up all the generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians again. Maybe it will work the second time.
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They should try calling up all the generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians again. Maybe it will work the second time.
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CW: threats of violence
someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...
a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"
i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response
someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...
a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"
i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response
October 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
CW: threats of violence
someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...
a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"
i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response
someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...
a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"
i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response
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maybe we should have been gatekeeping Magic the Gathering
September 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
maybe we should have been gatekeeping Magic the Gathering
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telling people not to look up or post the Dwight magic cards in the same tone of voice as warning about the Kirk video
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
telling people not to look up or post the Dwight magic cards in the same tone of voice as warning about the Kirk video
Can't lie, y'all. I am 1 Dwight Schrute commander deck away from being on the news.
September 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Can't lie, y'all. I am 1 Dwight Schrute commander deck away from being on the news.
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
Driving to Philly with Kat and Soph for the Cardfight! Vanguard Bushiroad Summerfest team tournament on Saturday. On a team with the GOAT Zach Weaver so we are locked for t8, but got a get there first. Our 5 hour car ride has already been extended by 2 hours by Google. Discussion thread to follow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Driving to Philly with Kat and Soph for the Cardfight! Vanguard Bushiroad Summerfest team tournament on Saturday. On a team with the GOAT Zach Weaver so we are locked for t8, but got a get there first. Our 5 hour car ride has already been extended by 2 hours by Google. Discussion thread to follow.
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BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
August 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
Extremely likely that these things are unrelated. The complexities of The Economy are far too vast for us peasants to understand. Just keep working.
The United States summed up in two headlines.
July 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Extremely likely that these things are unrelated. The complexities of The Economy are far too vast for us peasants to understand. Just keep working.
Hoping this finally makes an Affinity style deck viable in Standard 🙏
July 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hoping this finally makes an Affinity style deck viable in Standard 🙏
I will never emotionally recover from this.🐀
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I will never emotionally recover from this.🐀
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I think monstrous rage was enough, you coulda left the mouse be 😭
June 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think monstrous rage was enough, you coulda left the mouse be 😭
THIS IS MY 9/11 HEARTFIRE HERO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
THIS IS MY 9/11 HEARTFIRE HERO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I won Vertex Steel City!
June 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I won Vertex Steel City!
9 person sealed RCQ. 4 rounds of swiss to determine the one guy who doesn't get to make the t8 draft. Beautiful.
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
9 person sealed RCQ. 4 rounds of swiss to determine the one guy who doesn't get to make the t8 draft. Beautiful.