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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 17m

Inject this into my veeeiiiinnnnssss

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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 21m

Decision Desk has called the Georgia PSC race for the Democratic candidates. The polls have been closed for 45 minutes. That's a drubbing.

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 18m

Heh. Beaver moon.

a man in a suit and tie says nice beaver while looking up at a woman in red heels

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says nice beaver while looking up at a woman in red heels

media.tenor.com

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Basketball Jones🖤❤️🤍🏀 @shawnjohn.bsky.social · 6h

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 7h

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies

As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

www.thenation.com

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 23m

Holy fxck. Those are incredible numbers.

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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 45m

They called it! Abigail Spanberger won the Virginia gubernatorial race!

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 25m

EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing on the floor .

ALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing on the floor .

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 3h

Good fcking grief.

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 5h

New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves

In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

www.wired.com

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 4h

Sounds delightful.

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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 7h

D: "Were you evaluated for injuries?"

L: "I went to the mayo clinic."

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 5h

YOU MONSTERS! Clearly sandwich onions are chemical weapons. And ever heard of MUSTARD gas? 😂

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Greg Nog @plusgreg.bsky.social · 8h

Cannot believe he said this under oath.

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Sarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 5h

sometimes the universe delivers a little humor

'Deadly stain': Onlookers crack up as agent complains Sandwich Guy made his uniform smell www.rawstory.com/sandwich-guy...

'Deadly stain': Onlookers crack up as agent complains Sandwich Guy made his uniform smell

The first day of the trial of Sean Dunn, the man known as D.C.'s "Sandwich Guy" after he was accused of hurling a Subway hoagie at a federal agent, kicked off on Tuesday — with his alleged victim the...

www.rawstory.com

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 5h

You can see from the video that she was driving straight and they rammed the left front of her car to stop her.

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 5h

www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

She was later released - no charges -so yes ICE is attaching without just cause. Another example. Cannot comprehend some you defending such behavior

www.reddit.com

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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h

never have I wished for cameras in a courtroom more

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 9h

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 8h

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 10h

New Jersey, Virginia, New York, California, Colorado, Pennsylvania and Texas...

IT'S ELECTION DAY!

VOTE TODAY IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!

If you're in line stay in line until you've finished making your voice heard!

a poster that says your vote is your voice on it

ALT: a poster that says your vote is your voice on it

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 10h

They could have had a snappier headline if they just said "Dick Cheney, War Criminal"

Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11h

a comically anodyne way for the NYT to frame Cheney's legacy www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

Dick Cheney, Powerful Vice President and Washington Insider, Dies at 84
A former defense secretary and congressman, he held the nation's No. 2 job under President George W. Bush and was an architect of policies in an era of war and economic change.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11h

Not sure how many Cheney obits will mention this murderous legacy of his.

Post-9/11 wars have contributed to some 4.5 million deaths, report suggests

Researchers attempt to calculate the number of deaths attributable to the war on terrorism, across Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Jill Lawrence @jilldlawrence.bsky.social · 10h

I don't live in VA but if I did, I'd vote for "trying to stop the runaway Trump train, and trust other VA Dems to keep an eye on Jones and do what’s needed if it comes to that." I gather this AG race wasn't a tough call for others. Here's how I got there: jilllawrence.substack.com/p/virginia-a...

House control could hinge on Virginia's fraught attorney general race

Democrats Jay Jones and Graham Platner are experiments in how much scandal is too much

jilllawrence.substack.com

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Thee Nelson - Xitter escapee @cosmiquemuffin.bsky.social · 10h

There's video clearly showing they rammed HER.

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